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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Aug 30

AHHHHH WHO ARE YOU

lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Jul 27

about to be farting at the function with my girls

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Jul 15

why men

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 21

I think that people I hate should keep their successes to themselves

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jun 25

I swear my body knows when I go into an in person meeting and turns on the fart machine

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · Jul 3

I love a remorseful trumpet

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Jul 10

trying to cuff at the beginning of hot gay summer is crazy

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Jul 10

just watched pulp fiction… da fuq?

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Jun 17

diet pepsi tastes like the sugar syrup that goes on shaved ice (derogatory)

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Jun 8

my nightcap is facebook marketplace

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Jun 8

w roses so it stings too

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · May 19

you’ve heard of a shower beer. get ready for shower crab rangoon.

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · May 16

always needing to rest my weary bones😔

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Tony Sopranos Emo Goomah @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social · May 5

Do Not Fuck With Me Or My Friends If You Are Not Pure Of Heart 🤺

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · May 3

y’all fuck with wenches? 🤔

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Apr 25

breaking news: woman smokes weed and realizes she basically has bones in her mouth

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Apr 13

sean paul please leave me alone.

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boosy @chicagodog7.bsky.social · Mar 23

it’s actually so crazy to meet a homophobic person who’s had more gay sex than i have

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Mar 22

new display name courtesy of @flatfuckingrat.bsky.social

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Mar 19

this is so cute too!! the green is the perfect tone

lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Mar 19

oatmeal ick 🤝 egg ick

lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Mar 18

lapping at my london fog like a cat

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Mar 17

I will pay someone to remove my uterus 🥰

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Mar 4

can’t sleep. time to pull out all the stops and listen to a jason stephenson meditation on spotify

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lesbiahna @banahna.bsky.social · Feb 27

if flirting with my friends is a crime, I need to be put away for life because I am a repeat offender

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