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Baltch

@baltch.bsky.social

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I love people, working, reading, working out and watching the Toronto Raptors! I try to lovingly mock most things, with myself being the first target.

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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 20m

Yeah, bummed about AJ Lawson and Olivier Sarr as well.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 14h

As long as it sparkles, I'm a-ok!

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 23h

Key to winning a rock fight is showing up with diamonds and obsidian when all your opponent has is crappy shale.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 23h

Dominic Canzone makes me want to eat a calzone. Strike him out for me Fisher or he's going to ruin my diet.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 23h

Hopefully that starting 5 will develop more chemistry as the season progresses. On paper they should be better than the Celtics starters this year, especially sans Brown. Love the effort I'm seeing from the bench and in your face defence from everyone.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 23h

I have an important announcement, after deep reflection, some soul searching, and introspection, I've come to the conclusion it's more fun to watch the Jays lead a game 12-2 than lose a game 10-3.
Thank you all for hearing me out on this.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 1d

How we feeling about that loss?

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 1d

If our healthy starting 5 can't get a lead on this weakened Celtics team, I fear for what's coming this season.
No mommy, no!
#Raptors

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 1d

Suck on that Brendan Carr!

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 1d

I agree, Data needs data!

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 1d

I can't wait to hear why those polls missed the mark. Love the show!

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 1d

Why are they talking about game 4 when game 3 hasn't occurred?

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 1d

Dammit. Hope she gets drafted into the W or Unrivalled leagues regardless.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 2d

Man, it's a rollercoaster with Scottie.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 2d

Nothin's Gonna Stand in Our Way! #BlueJays #BringIt

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Spectre General - Nothin's Gonna Stand In Our Way (Lyrics In Description)

YouTube video by 80's&90'sROCKmusic

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 2d

This unreasonable Raptors fan looks forward to my team (hopefully) proving you wrong.
I'm so tired of wanting to cry every mid season from broken dreams.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not really sure how you may pronounce your last name, however in my mind I've decided it's pronounced 'Persaude' as in Jerome Persuad(s) me that good times are coming! #BlueJays

a woman with her fist in the air and the words we can do it together

ALT: a woman with her fist in the air and the words we can do it together

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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 2d

I hate watching players get waived. I know it's generally the right thing to do for the team and sometimes the player, however I just can't stop from feeling bad for players who's NBA career and dreams are likely coming to an end.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 3d

Legit surprised to see Tommy and the great Bill Russell's names on this list, two players scoring in the 30's was a lot back then.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 3d

Thought I would post an image of the greatest Celtic of all time.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 3d

Well remember what Parappa the Rapper said.

a cartoon character with the words " i gotta believe " below him

ALT: a cartoon character with the words " i gotta believe " below him

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Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 3d

Damn, just noticed @justesbaraheni.bsky.social gave up on Bluesky. Boourns.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 3d

I'm blocking you for being clickbait bs. Anyone reading this should think about doing that as well.

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 3d

Pascal hasn't been on the Raptors for 1½ seasons and Jordan Poole was traded to the Pelicans during the off season. UPDATE YOUR CLIPS!

Baltch @baltch.bsky.social · 3d

Are you starting to doubt Scottie Barnes, like me?

Well @justesbaraheni.bsky.social is here with an exceptional video of why you should hold off on that.

Don't be like me, I'm a basketball dummy. Listen to Es and the world will be a better place. #Raptors

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Is Scottie Barnes Settling? Raptors vs Wizards Recap

YouTube video by Raptors Republic