I made sure to wear my cow pants in Texas
February 14, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I made sure to wear my cow pants in Texas
I can’t wait to get out of Austin tomorrow I do not belong in Texas
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I can’t wait to get out of Austin tomorrow I do not belong in Texas
I wonder what my gym nickname is for people that don’t know me
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I wonder what my gym nickname is for people that don’t know me
I have to go to Austin for work next week and I’m afraid I’m going to have one (1) cocktail at dinner and start talking about Heated Rivalry
February 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I have to go to Austin for work next week and I’m afraid I’m going to have one (1) cocktail at dinner and start talking about Heated Rivalry
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15 years of us. 15 years of Winter Forever. I’m so excited for tonight 🖤
January 30, 2026 at 12:42 AM
15 years of us. 15 years of Winter Forever. I’m so excited for tonight 🖤
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Why does the rain smell like chlorine
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Why does the rain smell like chlorine
I don’t want to work in tech anymore
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I don’t want to work in tech anymore
Is 2026 the year I stop drinking? There’s only one way to find out!
January 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Is 2026 the year I stop drinking? There’s only one way to find out!
Who’s up heating their rivalry?
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Who’s up heating their rivalry?
I just finished reading a book for the first time in 15+ years because these gay hockey players have me in a chokehold
December 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I just finished reading a book for the first time in 15+ years because these gay hockey players have me in a chokehold
No one got me a malibu mint vape for Christmas
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
No one got me a malibu mint vape for Christmas
brb crying at a cottage
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
brb crying at a cottage
I’m rewatching Heated Rivalry idc
December 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m rewatching Heated Rivalry idc
1 like and ill schedule a Botox appointment
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
1 like and ill schedule a Botox appointment
Me last night getting free shots from my friends that work at the bar: “omg I love you I would die for you”
Me this morning waking up hungover on a Thursday: “omg how could they do this to me”
Me this morning waking up hungover on a Thursday: “omg how could they do this to me”
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Me last night getting free shots from my friends that work at the bar: “omg I love you I would die for you”
Me this morning waking up hungover on a Thursday: “omg how could they do this to me”
Me this morning waking up hungover on a Thursday: “omg how could they do this to me”
Oh you’re a gay couple? So which one of you is the gaymer and which one is the gooner?
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Oh you’re a gay couple? So which one of you is the gaymer and which one is the gooner?
2 of my shrimp are pregnant I can’t wait to have a shrimp army
December 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
2 of my shrimp are pregnant I can’t wait to have a shrimp army
Help I can’t stop listening to the wicked soundtrack and I’m afraid it’s going to sneak into my Apple Music replay
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Help I can’t stop listening to the wicked soundtrack and I’m afraid it’s going to sneak into my Apple Music replay
In this house you don’t kiss under the mistletoe but instead you have to suck each other off sorry I don’t make the rules
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
In this house you don’t kiss under the mistletoe but instead you have to suck each other off sorry I don’t make the rules
This is a Lord of Misrule household
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
This is a Lord of Misrule household
Having a fish tank is cool bc you’re kind of playing god to this little ecosystem in your house but then there’s a disease outbreak or you mess something up and a bunch of them die and you’re just like oops by bad
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Having a fish tank is cool bc you’re kind of playing god to this little ecosystem in your house but then there’s a disease outbreak or you mess something up and a bunch of them die and you’re just like oops by bad