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Matt
@ballsamic.bsky.social
📍Chicago
Trimmed too close to the sun and now I need that Skims bush underwear
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It’s piercing season what are we getting pierced 😵‍💫
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Get you a man that can do both
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I loooove making my man laugh it makes me feel like the funniest person on the planet like….
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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before + after
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I found out that a close friend that ghosted me 3 years ago is mad about something that literally didn’t even happen and that’s so crazy to me
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The amount of gummy worms we eat in this household is wild
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Clowning around 🤡
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Is Halloween 2025 the year of the clown costume?
October 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My shrimp had babies
October 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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❤️‍🔥
October 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I slept for 12 hours
October 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Need to go to a Chinese buffet BAD
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Gone but not fagatron
October 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I was put on this earth to craft
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Haven’t used my sewing machine since 2020 and I’m about to break it out to make my Halloween costume please watch this space
October 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m having a couple almonds and chewing them really well
October 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s Whimpering Wednesday
October 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I am so happy to be back in Chicago
October 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Do tops get paid more???
September 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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sooo happy to be going back to chicago tomorrow we had a good last day tho
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
🕵🏻‍♂️
September 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I love hotel showers 💦
September 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Being back in philadelphia after 5 years is so weird because everything is the same but also so different it feels like a dream
September 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM