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Brian Levine
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Tech, customer support, unions.
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yetto.app - balevine.com
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Y’all not beating the solipsism allegations.
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
It should go without saying that you're all robots and I'm the only one who is real.
February 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Go ahead. Lead me into temptation. I think I can take it.
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I'm shutting down Yetto, the app and the company.

It was a fucking blast and I have a lot of thoughts, but now's not the time. So here's a little send off.

Let me know if you want to talk or hang out or work on something together.

balevine.com/2026/01/29/g...
Game Over
We’re shutting down Yetto in February -— by which we mean Yetto the helpdesk (which has been shut down for a while), Dashbort the support data tool (which was our pivot), and Lox Populi, Inc. (which i...
balevine.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Let's see Paul Allen's claude.md file.
January 28, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Listen to this guy.
If you're a developer surrounded by people debating the utility of LLMs, you are being misled.

The advent of agents decisively settles the conversation. The real question is: how do you ship software that leverages their power?

I spent 2025 answering this question

networkgames.fyi/the-year-eve...
The year everything changed
Far from my best years being behind me, it feels as though everything in my life has been leading to this moment: building a completely new category of product where the most useful lessons come not f...
networkgames.fyi
January 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by Brian Levine
If you're a developer surrounded by people debating the utility of LLMs, you are being misled.

The advent of agents decisively settles the conversation. The real question is: how do you ship software that leverages their power?

I spent 2025 answering this question

networkgames.fyi/the-year-eve...
The year everything changed
Far from my best years being behind me, it feels as though everything in my life has been leading to this moment: building a completely new category of product where the most useful lessons come not f...
networkgames.fyi
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I read about Gas Town and the Ralph Wiggum loop over the last few weeks, along with a bunch of similar and related ideas. This week I tried a mish-mash of approaches and ended up building a desktop app to manage concurrent Claude sessions. Started using it on Dashbort and damn this is cool stuff.
January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Normalize day drinking.
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Buh.

Hambug.
December 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If you’re going out to eat over the holidays and tipping less than 25% regardless of the quality of the service, I think you’re a bad person.

(This is specific to the United States. Europeans can stay out of this.)
December 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Billionaires shouldn’t be allowed to use social media. Or computers. They can earn that privilege back by giving away their money.
December 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It’s weird that “ham fisted” is an insult.
December 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I once saw a dude jogging in the airport. Gym shorts, t-shirt, covered in sweat. Running and dodging people in Terminal C at Newark Airport.

You don't want that. Nobody wants that. Please let's all just travel in peace and as little sweating and coughing on other people as possible.
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Mayonnaise is just finely pureed egg salad. Change my mind.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Thank god we're living in a simulation. Can you imagine if this were real? All of this? It boggles the mind.
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Let's everybody settle down.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I don't think there's anything more satisfying than sitting at a coffee shop, at a small table on the sidewalk, drinking a cappuccino and reading a book while a dog lounges at your feet.
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Why are we putting pianos in airports? That shit should be illegal. Or at least subject to public shame.
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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ROY BATTY: …I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments... they'll be gone.
CHATGPT: That’s a powerful story 🎯 Thank you for sharing with me! It really spoke to your passion for space! 🚀
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Sorry about us-east-1. I was trimming some hedges and didn't notice that cable. Should have it all taped up by Friday.
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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And then it would happen two dozen more times before an article comes out on CNN with the headline “Three Dead After Humanoid Drink Pitcher Tramples Entire Family”, describing how previous incidents had gone without investigation.
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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You better believe if an anthropomorphic pitcher of sugary kid’s drink burst through your living room wall, the police would show up 30 minutes later to take a statement and file it away without taking a single action.
October 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
There are two kinds of people in this world.

And they're both terrible.
October 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM