Travis
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I didn’t want to acknowledge that he was Bob Dylan so I kept the convo pretty basic. I remember asking if his house had central air.
Had a dream last night where this version of Bob Dylan was my next door neighbor. I had seen him briefly a few times before carrying groceries into his house, but today he finally came over to introduce himself and we hung out and had a beer.
Packing up some baseball cards to give out on Halloween. Hope the kids like Buzz Bissinger!
Just watched 2001: A Space Odyssey. Perfect movie but the baby should have winked at the end.
The guy also never bathed so he also smelled like a toilet. You may be on to something!
Do you need to dispose of melted candle wax? Absolutely not.
Did I wake up at 5am on a Sunday morning to the sound of maintenance using a wet vac because our toilet overflowed and leaked into the unit below? Yes!
Just suddenly remembered a roommate I had in the 90s who felt the need to dispose of melted candle wax by pouring it down our toilet.
I’m like 3O hours in and I’ve only killed The Oni so far. Having fun just wandering around.
One of The Greats!
RIP
British Soccer Announcer when a team scores one goal in the first ten minutes: “This is an insurmountable lead. Surely the match is over.”
American NFL Announcer when a team is up by 20 with one minute left: “They need a quick score here. Plenty of time.”
10/13/25
The Thomas Pynchon subreddit is mad at Anthony Jeselnik because he did not like the new book.
Worst album cover of all time.
Love being a Philly sports fan!!!
🤪🤪🤪
I’ve never related to an NBA player more than now.
I thought you all might like to know what’s going on over at the Phillies subreddit.
Kershaw is a sure-fire Hall of Famer if he can just hold off on bombing an abortion clinic for the next five years.
Fucking hell Schwarber hit that to Temecula
Philly People!!!
My block is having a yard sale this Saturday between 8a-2p!!
There will be lots of great stuff at great prices!!
DM me for details/ assassination coordinates.
Thank you.
Everything is going to be like this until the end of time.
There’s a hotel workers strike in Center City and they’re yelling into a megaphone and banging on drums and it sounds like a slowed- down Lightning Bolt song.
Red October is a myth perpetuated by Big Playoff