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Look out here comes Mr Steal Your Bitch. He's top 5 on the Minecraft speed run leaderboard.
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Look out here comes Mr Steal Your Bitch. He's top 5 on the Minecraft speed run leaderboard.
Spreading my ass goatse style as I announce another world premier
December 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Spreading my ass goatse style as I announce another world premier
*walking into NICU* I shit myself. Do you have any spare diapers?
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
*walking into NICU* I shit myself. Do you have any spare diapers?
Butt chugging grandma's chicken noodle soup
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Butt chugging grandma's chicken noodle soup
That's right, bucko. You just made THE SHIT LIST. Heh, good luck getting off it, smelly.
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
That's right, bucko. You just made THE SHIT LIST. Heh, good luck getting off it, smelly.
When you call me slut don't forget I'm THAT slut
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When you call me slut don't forget I'm THAT slut
Streets calling me Derrick but the government calling me Fat Shyt 😓
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Streets calling me Derrick but the government calling me Fat Shyt 😓
*Addressing the United Nations* Respectfully, there is only room for one 9/11 right now
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
*Addressing the United Nations* Respectfully, there is only room for one 9/11 right now
*Brazil has entered the chat*
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
*Brazil has entered the chat*
I know what you're thinking, punk. Did he fire six chanclas or only five?
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I know what you're thinking, punk. Did he fire six chanclas or only five?
"Girl all the bad guys want" yeah because they want to demand a large ransom
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"Girl all the bad guys want" yeah because they want to demand a large ransom
This summer witness the conclusion to Peepee Zvs Poopoo. Only in theaters
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This summer witness the conclusion to Peepee Zvs Poopoo. Only in theaters
Fuck my big chungus ass
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Fuck my big chungus ass
Bitches over money ⚒️
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Bitches over money ⚒️
Dr Phil, my cow won't lactate
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Dr Phil, my cow won't lactate
I just met a girl named Birrira 🎵
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I just met a girl named Birrira 🎵
Fent lean in the daycare playground
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Fent lean in the daycare playground
*Crying and loading a 5 barrel shotgun* Im a Costco guy too
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
*Crying and loading a 5 barrel shotgun* Im a Costco guy too
Your Honor, your mother knows where my client was last night
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Your Honor, your mother knows where my client was last night
Youth pastor: It wasn't very "type shit" when Jesus was being mailed to the cross, huh?
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Youth pastor: It wasn't very "type shit" when Jesus was being mailed to the cross, huh?