Jewish people be like "yeah I really dug the first half but it honestly loses me when the son character is introduced"
June 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jewish people be like "yeah I really dug the first half but it honestly loses me when the son character is introduced"
experimental horror film about the criterion closet - a central nervous system of cinema, a shrine of media yet only accessible to the hollywood elite who exploit its beauty for internet points - the Filmbro's Monster
May 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
experimental horror film about the criterion closet - a central nervous system of cinema, a shrine of media yet only accessible to the hollywood elite who exploit its beauty for internet points - the Filmbro's Monster
Vance has such "don't let him off the leash" henchman energy, I fully believe he would bite my hand off
April 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Vance has such "don't let him off the leash" henchman energy, I fully believe he would bite my hand off
it's among my all-time favourite film scenes but it does bug me how he just tosses all those good pillows off the bed.. bro's literally going to sleep forever he could at least make the coziest bed imaginable
April 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
it's among my all-time favourite film scenes but it does bug me how he just tosses all those good pillows off the bed.. bro's literally going to sleep forever he could at least make the coziest bed imaginable
cartoon mice are the best cartoon animals because they always up to shit like moaning about gorgonzola in their sleep
April 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
cartoon mice are the best cartoon animals because they always up to shit like moaning about gorgonzola in their sleep
conservatives when their lives improve but so does everyone elses
April 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
conservatives when their lives improve but so does everyone elses
white cis male leftist who gets blacklisted by Big Woke because he tried to cancel David Lynch for voting for Reagan in 84
April 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
white cis male leftist who gets blacklisted by Big Woke because he tried to cancel David Lynch for voting for Reagan in 84
binging Seinfeld is painful as fuck. like yea these four guys are all awful, deeply flawed people, but they become family to you, and hoping that this is the time they'll get the girl, or the job, is utterly futile. 20 minute sequences of tragic characters losing everything, on loop for eternity
March 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
binging Seinfeld is painful as fuck. like yea these four guys are all awful, deeply flawed people, but they become family to you, and hoping that this is the time they'll get the girl, or the job, is utterly futile. 20 minute sequences of tragic characters losing everything, on loop for eternity
the guy who won 10 million dollars on Beast Games absolutely voted for Trump
March 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the guy who won 10 million dollars on Beast Games absolutely voted for Trump
can't we all just get along?
March 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
can't we all just get along?
never trust friends who "just gotta run to the loo" during a movie.. chances are, they're just afraid of the Truth
March 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
never trust friends who "just gotta run to the loo" during a movie.. chances are, they're just afraid of the Truth
I like to imagine the sun and moon as besties
March 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I like to imagine the sun and moon as besties
love the fast & furious "family" aspect because it's so clearly there for the wife-beaters watching so they can go "yeah, I like me action movies with a little bit of heart <3"
March 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
love the fast & furious "family" aspect because it's so clearly there for the wife-beaters watching so they can go "yeah, I like me action movies with a little bit of heart <3"
the bluesky front has fallen to the neoliberal dads
March 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
the bluesky front has fallen to the neoliberal dads
what if you woke up in a world where instead everyone was making memes about the American Dad
March 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
what if you woke up in a world where instead everyone was making memes about the American Dad
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How the fuck are 1800 people stupid enough to like this?
March 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
How the fuck are 1800 people stupid enough to like this?
they should put luca guadagnino and yorgos lanthimos in a competition to see who can make the most movies in one year and whoever loses dies
March 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
they should put luca guadagnino and yorgos lanthimos in a competition to see who can make the most movies in one year and whoever loses dies
if I was in the Cars universe the first thing I'd do is drive up to one of the living trains that can't go anywhere and shout "hey choo-choo, looks like your life's BACK ON TRACK!" before getting on board and shouting "hey fag, I'm LITERALLY coming inside you!"
February 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
if I was in the Cars universe the first thing I'd do is drive up to one of the living trains that can't go anywhere and shout "hey choo-choo, looks like your life's BACK ON TRACK!" before getting on board and shouting "hey fag, I'm LITERALLY coming inside you!"
Super Mario 64 has the best Bowser battle because you overpower him by swinging him around by the tail. It's so intimate getting to violate the slow, heavy Bowser in such a degrading fashion - like a terrified puppy, at the mercy of where you will end up throwing him
February 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Super Mario 64 has the best Bowser battle because you overpower him by swinging him around by the tail. It's so intimate getting to violate the slow, heavy Bowser in such a degrading fashion - like a terrified puppy, at the mercy of where you will end up throwing him
they're gonna do Rango 2
February 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
they're gonna do Rango 2
praying for a political headline that isn't "the worst people just did the worst thing"
February 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
praying for a political headline that isn't "the worst people just did the worst thing"
took my dad to see The Brutalist, in the car home he kept asking me questions like "why did that happen" or "why does it end like that" and I sort of had the bleak epiphany that the reason he loved Oppenheimer so much is because he's a "it's based on a true story, therefore a good movie" kinda dad
February 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
took my dad to see The Brutalist, in the car home he kept asking me questions like "why did that happen" or "why does it end like that" and I sort of had the bleak epiphany that the reason he loved Oppenheimer so much is because he's a "it's based on a true story, therefore a good movie" kinda dad
the main problem with theme parks as an art form is that they currently can't be preserved as historical sites. Disney could hypothetically demolish Disneyland or the Magic Kingdom or Epcot overnight and rebuild them as IP slop hellholes and it would be 100% legal
February 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the main problem with theme parks as an art form is that they currently can't be preserved as historical sites. Disney could hypothetically demolish Disneyland or the Magic Kingdom or Epcot overnight and rebuild them as IP slop hellholes and it would be 100% legal
it's weird how every normie I've seen write or talk about Emilia Perez boils it down to "wow it's a musical but racist??" also they never touch on the transphobia which says a lot
February 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM
it's weird how every normie I've seen write or talk about Emilia Perez boils it down to "wow it's a musical but racist??" also they never touch on the transphobia which says a lot
Gary episodes are almost always the worst SpongeBob episodes because they all deal with the idea of your pet going missing, or actively leaving you, or getting sick - all uniquely mean topics for a children's cartoon
February 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Gary episodes are almost always the worst SpongeBob episodes because they all deal with the idea of your pet going missing, or actively leaving you, or getting sick - all uniquely mean topics for a children's cartoon