Dickcember Kong 🎄
@badnanza.com
🌈 Performative faggot
🐉 Tatt-thusiast
🪨 Sentient rock
🎮 SMB2: Lost Levels purist
🧱 LEGO manchild ‘till death
📮 Glory to Master Kohga
🐉 Tatt-thusiast
🪨 Sentient rock
🎮 SMB2: Lost Levels purist
🧱 LEGO manchild ‘till death
📮 Glory to Master Kohga
Pinned
In service of All-Cock Friday 🐓
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
In service of All-Cock Friday 🐓
🎶WoNdErFuL, the house is Won-drer-FUL. The neighbors can’t help but stop and click 📸 🎶🩷🎄💚
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
🎶WoNdErFuL, the house is Won-drer-FUL. The neighbors can’t help but stop and click 📸 🎶🩷🎄💚
I’ve been nothing but a whore all year 😭🫣
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve been nothing but a whore all year 😭🫣
So 🤔🤔🤔 is thuggin’ on the streets violently ripping families apart also a hobby? Asking for nurses.
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
So 🤔🤔🤔 is thuggin’ on the streets violently ripping families apart also a hobby? Asking for nurses.
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
No good dick goes unpoliiiished 🎶
No nut should stay unbust on #SundayCumday🎶
No nut should stay unbust on #SundayCumday🎶
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
No good dick goes unpoliiiished 🎶
No nut should stay unbust on #SundayCumday🎶
No nut should stay unbust on #SundayCumday🎶
Tonight on ‘Petulant Assholes:’
PA:
(calls at midnight after an hour of indecision)
Get dressed, hurry up
Me:
It’s late, you took too long to respond
PA:
That’s me, I do what I want. Hurry up. I’m around the corner
(I put clothes on, grab my jacket)
PA:
Nvm, cancelled.
Final straw. 🚫
PA:
(calls at midnight after an hour of indecision)
Get dressed, hurry up
Me:
It’s late, you took too long to respond
PA:
That’s me, I do what I want. Hurry up. I’m around the corner
(I put clothes on, grab my jacket)
PA:
Nvm, cancelled.
Final straw. 🚫
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Tonight on ‘Petulant Assholes:’
PA:
(calls at midnight after an hour of indecision)
Get dressed, hurry up
Me:
It’s late, you took too long to respond
PA:
That’s me, I do what I want. Hurry up. I’m around the corner
(I put clothes on, grab my jacket)
PA:
Nvm, cancelled.
Final straw. 🚫
PA:
(calls at midnight after an hour of indecision)
Get dressed, hurry up
Me:
It’s late, you took too long to respond
PA:
That’s me, I do what I want. Hurry up. I’m around the corner
(I put clothes on, grab my jacket)
PA:
Nvm, cancelled.
Final straw. 🚫
What’s happening in your 2026?
Mofyd
Bteq
Phahyep
😭😵💫
Mofyd
Bteq
Phahyep
😭😵💫
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
What’s happening in your 2026?
Mofyd
Bteq
Phahyep
😭😵💫
Mofyd
Bteq
Phahyep
😭😵💫
It’s just me, and my stuffed, grateful smile. For all of you friends, boyfriends, crushes. That’s all 😘🫂
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It’s just me, and my stuffed, grateful smile. For all of you friends, boyfriends, crushes. That’s all 😘🫂
Happy Dicksgiving!
Wanna get basted?
Wanna get basted?
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Happy Dicksgiving!
Wanna get basted?
Wanna get basted?
Unlimited, the screen is UnLiiiiMiTeD🎶💚🩷🎶
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Unlimited, the screen is UnLiiiiMiTeD🎶💚🩷🎶
Missed opportunity at the gym today 😭
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Missed opportunity at the gym today 😭
It’s good to see me, innit? 🖤
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It’s good to see me, innit? 🖤
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
🥵🥵
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
🥵🥵
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
🥵🥵
Your fault 🫵🏼
Your fault 🫵🏼
🥵🥵
Full circle, having just seen Wicked: For Good in this Elphabulocious ensemble 💚🩷
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Full circle, having just seen Wicked: For Good in this Elphabulocious ensemble 💚🩷
I do not agree with the critical lambastmentation of Wicked: For Good. It’s GOOD!
💚🩷
💚🩷
I’m off to see the Wicked!
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I do not agree with the critical lambastmentation of Wicked: For Good. It’s GOOD!
💚🩷
💚🩷
I’m off to see the Wicked!
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m off to see the Wicked!
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
La-la, laaa-laaahhhhh🎶
It’s raining, and I can’t get wet or I melt 🧙. So today the house got holiday’d. 🎄
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It’s raining, and I can’t get wet or I melt 🧙. So today the house got holiday’d. 🎄
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Don’t look at me, that’s not my load 🤤😈
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Don’t look at me, that’s not my load 🤤😈
This dude doing arm curls next to me couldn’t hide his boner despite channeling all his energy away from his dick 🥹🤤
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This dude doing arm curls next to me couldn’t hide his boner despite channeling all his energy away from his dick 🥹🤤
It’s Tuesday. My dick missed you, do you miss him too?
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s Tuesday. My dick missed you, do you miss him too?
‘Sup, monocrhomos? 🖤🩶🤍
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
‘Sup, monocrhomos? 🖤🩶🤍