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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · May 23

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Mar 9

Shadow of the Dragon (1992). A mild Samurai Cop reunion for Jimmy Williams, Robert Z'Dar and Gerald Okamura. Hilarious ADR especially on the 'Mekong Dragon' who grumbles his way through lines, while the rest are incredibly laid back sounding in the face of even murder. #film #filmsky #movies #bad

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Mar 6

Deadly Descent: The Abominable Snowman (2013). A man who went hunting for a Yeti with only a handgun goes missing. His sister and a series of other carboard cut-outs go searching for him. The movie may have just been an excuse to go snowboarding/skiing. #filmsky #movie #badmovie #film

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Mar 4

Crime Killer (1987). An egosploitation film where Zeus, aka the Crime Killer, goes after a crime syndicate in the least professional way possible. Zeus's theme tune starts even when completing the most mundane tasks, including reloading his gun while holding it in his mouth. #movies #films

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Mar 2

Troll 2 (1990). People may know the 'Oh My God' scene, but equally entertaining is the dads impassioned list of his homes utilities, or having to tighten his belt to not feel hunger pains. Why do vegetarian trolls need to melt fleshy people into green non-flesh? Who knows. #films #movies #badmovies

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 28

Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023). Breen at his best, now with even more ambitious use of green-screen, though don't fret, it's still thoroughly unconvincing. A sequel to Twisted Pair (2018), though that only makes it marginally more comprehensible. Highlight: the white tiger. #badmovies #filmsky

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 26

I Am Here....Now (2009). Breen plays an immortal space techno-Jesus who takes a very long time to leave the desert. His wrath includes rubbing up near women's faces with a rubber mask on and passing judgement on some low level criminals and Vegas execs before leaving Earth. #badmovies #movies #films

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 21

Devil's Revenge (2019). If watching William Shatner go on a weird monologue then, later on, point-blank shoot some demons with a grenade launcher was on your 'must see' list, this movies for you. If not, skip it. For extra Star Trek cred - Jeri Ryan also stars. #films #movies #badmovies #filmsky

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 20

Fateful Findings (2014). Laptop abuse, carpeted hospital rooms and awkward shower love. Belongs in the Bad Movie Hall of Fame. #neilbreen #badmovies #movies #films #filmsky

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 18

Double Down ("005). Neil Breen's first and possibly best films. It's a brave choice laying face down, nude, in your pool on your first cinematic outing, but Mr. Breen pulls it off. #filmsky #films #movies

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 17

The Room (2003). A classic that may have been written by, and star, an alien in a skin suit. It's endearing that, for an ego-movie, Tommy Wiseau isn't some mega badass karate master, no, Tommy is just a well liked popular guy, with friends too! Crazy! #filmsky #movies #films

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 16

Samurai Cop (1991). If you like bad movies, you've seen it. Anything that can go wrong, goes wrong, but it's hard to look away. Some of the action scenes feel like kids playing with toy guns/swords, but that energy is exactly why it's so charmingly entertaining. #movies #filmsky #films

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 15

The Man Who Killed Hitler Then Bigfoot (2018). Great actors in what is more of a character study, so despite the title, bigfoot about to kill off humanity because it has a super virus feels more like whiplash when it finally shows up half way through the film. #filmsky #movies #films

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 14

Planet Raptor (2007). If you want to know what Steven Bauer was up to before Breaking Bad, here you go. Aesthetically reminds me of Stargate but with a horrible tint and shots of CGI raptors you'll be sick of seeing on repeat by the end. Bonus; it has decapitations. #filmsky #movies #films

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 13

Bad Fish (2024). A nicely shot movie about an evil mermaid with one legitimately sort of creepy scene. But the "plot twist", if it's even supposed to be one, can be seen from a mile off. Meanwhile, the animated flashback looks like it was cut from the Zelda CD-i game. #filmsky #movies #films

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 12

Awoken (2019). A med-student attempts to cure her insomniac brother in a dingy basement. Just a run of the mill possession movie with no real interesting concepts. None of the actors are bad, but they just aren't given enough to do. #filmsky #films #movies

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Nerd Horror @nerdhorror.com · Feb 12

After 60 years #hammerfilms has a new movie coming out! #Ithaqua 💀 “set in the brutal wilderness of 1800’s Canada.” Check out this beautiful poster just realized for it.

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · Feb 11

Oh, the legend they say
On a Valentine's Day
Is a curse that'll live on and on

MY BLOODY VALENTINE was released in theaters on February 11, 1981, exactly 44 years ago.

My Bloody Valentine miner dreaming of victims in Anniversary image

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 10

Black Wake (2018) Eric Roberts, Tom Sizemore and Vincent Pastore show up for 5 minutes each in this found footage snore fest about a scientist trying to uncover the truth about a series of deaths. One main sin a bad movie can commit is being boring, and this is. #filmsky #movies #films

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 9

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 8

Oof, you've discovered their secret 👀

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 2

Suburban Sasquatch (2004). The police uniforms consist of regular shirts with post-it notes attached and the main characters have the same conversation multiple times, but it's all made worth while when the teleporting busty sasquatch shows up to bank some violent kills. #filmsky #badmovies

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 8

H.P. Lovecraft's The Old Ones (2024). A sea captain and his hearing-aid travel from the 1920's to present day where he must go back in time to make amends. Nothing says cosmic horror like four guys in a 4x4 and Nyarlathotep hanging about in a junkyard at the side of a highway. #movies #films

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 7

Born Into Mafia (2007). A man decides to leave "Russia" to start a new life in LA and live the American *dream* of getting married on the second date. He gets help from a very red faced man and his friend who is sometimes played by the back of someone else's head #filmsky #movies

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Bad Movie Central @badmoviecentral.bsky.social · Feb 6

One can hope :[