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The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧
@badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social
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an account full of bad art of Flambae, Prism and Waterboy a.k.a. The Bitches™️
not strictly waterbae and actually a general Dispatch account but expect a lot of waterbae. know me for waterbae. associate me with waterbae

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⚠️ dispatch spoilers (ep 8)

bitches pinned post. does this thing work
A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, sitting together at a boardroom table. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, stars, and small cartoon-y recreations of the three characters. Two of the stickers read "nom nom nom" and "YAY!!!". A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, huddled together after getting injured. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, musical notes, and a small cartoon-y recreation of Waterboy. Three of the stickers read "LOL", "meow" and "cutie". Flambae also has cat ears. A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, all holding beer bottles. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, a sun, and smileys. Four of the stickers read "fresh", "Great!", "iykyk" and "SWEATIN'". A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, surrounded by other characters. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, arrows, and small cartoon-y recreations of the Flambae and Prism. Four of the stickers read "YEAH!", "OMG", "LIT" and "Thank you".
badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social
#dispatch robert who never looks down (ft. waterboy)
A 6-panel comic about Robert helping Waterboy clean. Panel 1: Robert is watching Waterboy, who is panicked and looking up at the ceiling. On the ceiling, there is a smudge of dirt. There is a large arrow with a "?" pointing at this smudge. Waterboy is muttering to himself. He is holding a washcloth. Dialogue: Waterboy, muttering: uh... uh... maybe a chair-- no, i can't... are there any ladders...? Panel 2: Robert approaches Waterboy, grabbing the washcloth out of Waterboy's hands. Dialogue: Robert: Hey, let me help. Waterboy: No! No, nonono I can, I got this- Robert: No, no. You'll lift me up, and I'll wash it off. Panel 3: Robert is sitting on Waterboy's shoulders. His arm is wiping the dirt off of the ceiling using the washcloth. Robert and Waterboy are both looking upwards. Dialogue: Waterboy: ... Can you- able to reach? Robert: Yyup, I got it. Panel 4: There is a small narration text box in the top left corner of the panel that says "After cleaning...". Waterboy is looking happily at Robert while holding the washcloth. Robert is smiling back at Waterboy, slightly lifting his hand up as if to wave at him as Robert walks away. Dialogue: Waterboy: Thankyou, you really didn't have to, need to do. that. Robert: Always happy to help, kid. Panel 5: There is a small narration text box in the top left corner of the panel that says "A bit later...". The panel shows Prism, Flambae, Punch Up and Coupé in the conference room. Prism and Flambae are both lounging on the chairs, and Coupé is leaning on the conference table. Punch Up is standing in front of Coupé. There is SFX text that reads "OPEN...", and in the bottom of the panel, you can see the top of Robert's hair and part of a door. Dialogue: Robert: Alright, team - I see some are still missing...-- Panel 6 is in the second image. Panel 6: The four Z-Team members are in each corner of the panel, all of them except Flambae laughing out loud and looking at Robert's pants. In the middle of the panel is Robert, who looks offended. Flambae, unlike the other Z-Team members, looks shocked and disgusted. Over the entire image is large text that reads "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA". Dialogue: Flambae: WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! DID YOU PISS YOUR PANTS?! Robert: ... What if I said yes.
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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#dispatch shade-wearing bitches (ft. flambae, prism and waterboy)
A sketch of the heads of Prism, Flambae and Waterboy from Dispatch. The three heads are side by side, with Prism being on the far left and Waterboy on the far right. The heads are drawn circular and in a chibi art style. All of them are drawn in 3/4th angles and are facing the left side of the image. Each character is wearing some form of eyewear: Prism is wearing her usual visor glasses, Flambae is wearing his sunglasses, and Waterboy is wearing shades that resemble diving goggles. To the left of each head is their respective hands adjusting their own glasses using their index finger and thumb. The heads and hands are all disembodied, resembling emojis. All three characters have a serious, "cool" facial expression.
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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#dispatch the bitches going window shopping for men (ft. flambae, waterboy and prism)
A half-body sketch of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch. They are all next to each other as if they are sitting together. There are two glasses of alcoholic drinks between Flambae and Waterboy, and Prism is holding an identical glass in her left hand. Flambae, who is on the left side of the image, is pointing with his left hand towards something that is off-screen towards the left side of the screen, and he is looking in that same direction with a smug face. Waterboy, who is in the middle of the image, is leaning towards Flambae and is also looking in the direction Flambae is pointing towards. Waterboy looks confused and mildly disgusted. Prism is on the right side of the image, and she is also lightly leaning towards Waterboy, but her head is turned to the right side of the image. Her eyes are not visible, but her face looks neutral. There are three speech bubbles above all three of them, with one bubble being connected to one of them each. Dialogue: Flambae: Oooh, check that guy out. Waterboy: ... I thought you said you only date... /hot/ men...? Prism: Yeah I don't get his type either
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Reposted by The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧
ciorant.bsky.social
#waterbae based on that really popular lesbian tweet lol
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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#dispatch phenomaman makes love to waterboy . found dead after the incident
A full body sketch of Phenomaman and Waterboy from Dispatch. Phenomaman is on the left, and his body is facing the right side of the image. He is hugging Waterboy, who is in front of him and in the center of the sketch. Phenomaman looks happy and his eyes are closed. Waterboy is completely enveloped by Phenomaman's arms. Waterboy is being lifted off of the ground by Phenomaman, and his legs and fingers are stiff and spread apart. His torso is bent in a way which indicates that he is being squeezed very tightly by Phenomaman. Waterboy's head is turned away from Phenomaman and he is looking upwards. His eyes are wide open and he looks like he's screaming. There is a heart shape jumping out of his mouth. On the left side of the image, there is large SFX text that is drawn as if it is coming from Waterboy's spine, and it reads "CRACK".
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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#dispatch #waterbae
Waterboy and Flambae from Dispatch, drawn over a real photo of a man pushing a woman towards the shore on a beach with his hands on her waist while she grabs him by his wrists. Waterboy is drawn in place of the man, and Flambae is drawn in place of the woman. The black text at the top left of the image reads "I met you for a reason.", and the red, bold text at the bottom of the image reads "2 push u in da sea lol!!!!!". There is a baby blue and pink checkerboard footer on this image, and the left side of this footer has black text that says "GO CRY EMO KID .COM".
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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#dispatch #waterbae (ft. Prism) let's pretend that covid happens later in this universe
(REDRAW!! view my reply for the original comic)
A four panel comic featuring Prism, Flambae, Waterboy, Malevola, Invisigal and Sonar. The first panel is in the top left corner of the image, the second is in the top right, the third is in the bottom left, and the fourth is in the bottom right. Panel 1: Prism, Malevola, Sonar and Invisigal are lounging in the large conference room of the SDN building. Prism and Malevola are sitting by the table, while Sonar and Invisigal are standing in the background. Prism is taking a phone call. There is small text that reads "COVID-FREE", and from this text emerge 4 arrows, all pointing at one of the characters present in this panel each. Dialogue: Prism: Man, Flambae, it sucks that you ended up having covid. Panel 2: Flambae and Waterboy are together in seemingly a living room. In the foreground of this panel is Flambae, who is taking a phone call. Only his head and shoulders are in the frame. He is facing the camera, but his eyes are looking up. His eyebrows are furrowed, his face is flushed, and there is a drop of snot coming from his nose. His hair is loose and has some loose strands. He is wearing a tank top. In the background, Waterboy can be seen sitting at a table, hunched over. His eyes are closed, his face is flushed, and there is a drop of snot coming from his nose. He is wearing a tank top, shorts and socks. Dialogue: Flambae: 's what it is, Prism. It's my fault for asking Waterboy to spit in my mouth so much. Panel 3: A close-up to Prism's face. Only her head and bust are in the frame. She is facing the left and looks concerned. Dialogue: Prism: Yeah, I mean, even before covid that's like Prism: Not something I'd do. Panel 4: A close-up of Flambae's face. Only his head and bust are in the frame. He is facing the right and looks stubborn/angry. Prism's speech bubble is connected to Flambae's phone. Dialogue: Flambae: Looks, when I think about a man's spit Flambae: Something Happens Prism: Hanging up now, Bae.
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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#dispatch #waterbae famous hero smash or pass
A sketch of Flambae and Waterboy from Dispatch sitting together on a couch. Flambae is lying down with his legs curled together and his torso upright. Waterboy is sitting to the left of Flambae (on the right side of the image) with his knees spread apart. He is hunched over and both of his arms are stiffly hanging between his legs. Both of them are facing the left side of the image and are watching something that is off-screen. Flambae's mouth is open, and he is talking to Waterboy. Flambae's facial expression is slightly judgmental but generally indifferent. Meanwhile, Waterboy is silent but has a thought bubble emerging from him. Waterboy's eyes are obscured by his goggles, and his face appears completely neutral. Dialogue: Flambae: Phenomaman is a Hard pass. The sex would be so boring Waterboy, in his thoughts: I would do Unspeakable things to that man
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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#dispatch waterboy, prism and flambae's fear of water (could be #waterbae if you want it to be)
A sketch of Prism, Flambae and Waterboy in the corner of a pool, all wearing swimwear. Prism is in a bikini, Flambae is wearing swim briefs with a fire pattern on them, and Waterboy has swim shorts, which are mostly submerged in the water. There are stairs in the pool that lead towards the water. On the left, Prism is sitting at the edge of the pool and looking at Flambae. Only her feet are in the water. She is saying "C'MON, 'BAE!". In the center of the sketch is Flambae, who is walking down the stairs into the water. He is visibly scared and shaking, and he is also holding the arm of Waterboy with both of his hands. Waterboy is on the right side of the image, and his legs and waist are entirely in the water. He is chuckling as he looks up at Flambae.
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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#dispatch #waterbae who thought this was a good idea
A sketch of Waterboy and Flambae from Dispatch. The sketch is a redraw of a stock photo of a man carrying a woman on his right shoulder, in which only the legs and butt of the woman are visible. The stock photo is visible in the top left corner of this image. In the redraw, Waterboy is holding Flambae over his right shoulder. Unlike the original stock photo, Flambae's torso and head are partially visible behind Waterboy. Waterboy is visibly struggling to hold up Flambae, with trembling lines around him and a facial expression of pain. Waterboy's right arm is around Flambae's left thigh, and his left arm is on Flambae's left buttcheek. Waterboy's grip is very tight. Flambae's head is upside down and he is looking at the struggling Waterboy in shock and concern.
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Reposted by The Waterbae Patriot 🔥✨💧
angelicbluez.bsky.social
#waterboy #dispatch
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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#dispatch #waterbae
A half-body sketch of Waterboy and Flambae from Dispatch. The two characters are standing shoulder-to-shoulder, with Waterboy on the left and Flambae on the right. Flambae has his right hand placed on Waterboy's right shoulder. They are both looking and smiling at the camera. Flambae's expression looks relaxed and smug, meanwhile Waterboy looks awkward and strained. Flambae's left arm is across his chest, reaching towards Waterboy, and his left hand is in the shape of half of a heart. Waterboy is doing the same pose with his right arm, except his right hand is a thumbs up, not completing the heart gesture.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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#dispatch #waterbae glagglesses (cool new way of saying goggle-glasses)
A sketched panel of a comic with Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae is looking at his phone, while Waterboy is mopping in the background and is turning his head to look at Flambae. Waterboy is not wearing his goggles. Dialogue: Flambae: WOOAHOHOH!! Hey Waterboy, come check this shit out! Waterboy: Huh? 'Sup? A sketched panel of a comic with Flambae and Waterboy. Flambae is holding a phone, and Waterboy is holding a mop. They're looking at each other awkwardly. Dialogue: Flambae: Oh, I forgot, you lost your goggles... Waterboy: ??? Flambae: I guess I'll just. describe it? Or should I send it to you for later? A sketched panel of a comic with Waterboy (and Flambae). Waterboy looks confused. Dialogue: Waterboy: Flambae... Waterboy: The swimming goggles aren't glasses. They're just goggles. My eyesight is perfectly fine. A sketched panel of a comic with Flambae (and Waterboy). Flambae looks shocked and disappointed, and the background has a cracking-glass effect on it. Dialogue: Flambae: ...What...? But... Why do you...? Waterboy: It's so that water doesn't get in my eyes. Flambae: ... Everything I've ever known has been a lie...
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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#dispatch flambae, prism and waterboy - team rocket edition
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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#dispatch z team epic
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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#dispatch flambae
A colored drawing of Flambae from Dispatch in the pose of Jay Kay reaching towards the camera from the music video of Jamiroquai's "Virtual Insanity". The background is a screenshot of the burning, destroyed mall from episode 5 of Dispatch. A colored drawing of Flambae from Dispatch in the pose of Jay Kay reaching towards the camera from the music video of Jamiroquai's "Virtual Insanity". In contrast to the previous image, Flambae's hand that is aimed towards the camera is now shooting fire, which is depicted as large, glowing, yellow streaks of color.
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
badlydrawnwaterbae.bsky.social
⚠️ dispatch spoilers (ep 8)

bitches pinned post. does this thing work
A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, sitting together at a boardroom table. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, stars, and small cartoon-y recreations of the three characters. Two of the stickers read "nom nom nom" and "YAY!!!". A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, huddled together after getting injured. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, musical notes, and a small cartoon-y recreation of Waterboy. Three of the stickers read "LOL", "meow" and "cutie". Flambae also has cat ears. A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, all holding beer bottles. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, a sun, and smileys. Four of the stickers read "fresh", "Great!", "iykyk" and "SWEATIN'". A screenshot of Flambae, Waterboy and Prism from Dispatch, surrounded by other characters. The screenshot is covered in various colorful stickers of hearts, arrows, and small cartoon-y recreations of the Flambae and Prism. Four of the stickers read "YEAH!", "OMG", "LIT" and "Thank you".
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM