Badbeard
@badbeard.bsky.social
Cycledork. Cyberdork. All dork, all the time.
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Introduce yourself with five noes.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Introduce yourself with five noes.
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Introduce yourself with 5 memes you haven't completed this week
The 5 concerts
The 5 cars
The USian discourse
Roumd cats
Celebrating the North American Genocide
The 5 concerts
The 5 cars
The USian discourse
Roumd cats
Celebrating the North American Genocide
Introduce yourself with 5 memes you haven't completed this week
The "introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to" one
The "introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in your garden" one
The "introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned" one
This one
The "introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to" one
The "introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in your garden" one
The "introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned" one
This one
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 memes you haven't completed this week
The 5 concerts
The 5 cars
The USian discourse
Roumd cats
Celebrating the North American Genocide
The 5 concerts
The 5 cars
The USian discourse
Roumd cats
Celebrating the North American Genocide
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Technically “fuck around and find out” is the scientific method
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Technically “fuck around and find out” is the scientific method
A peace has been brokered.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A peace has been brokered.
Greatest Of All Time Spiritual Expression
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Greatest Of All Time Spiritual Expression
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An absolutely essential subscription if you can afford it. So damned funny.
Hi everybody,
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It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
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Join The Onion
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November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
An absolutely essential subscription if you can afford it. So damned funny.
Muttley Crew! Amazing
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Muttley Crew! Amazing
This is a great deal. The physical paper is great!
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is a great deal. The physical paper is great!
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Personally I these white men just need to assimilate to the real Indigenous values of America, responsible stewardship of land & use of resources, cooperative community governance, hospitality, honor of spirit, instead of refusing to relinquish their barbaric European culture, we'd be better off.
Trump is doing 95% of the shit the Declaration of Independence was written about so Miller was kind of spot on about importing the horrors of… England.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Personally I these white men just need to assimilate to the real Indigenous values of America, responsible stewardship of land & use of resources, cooperative community governance, hospitality, honor of spirit, instead of refusing to relinquish their barbaric European culture, we'd be better off.
A rare Jerry, yes!
very late to this but WOW, Sinners
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A rare Jerry, yes!
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Jesus after coming back to Earth:
very late to this but WOW, Sinners
August 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Jesus after coming back to Earth:
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Black Friday: A cursed day where every business I have ever bought anything from in the last decades sends me an email.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Black Friday: A cursed day where every business I have ever bought anything from in the last decades sends me an email.
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Facebook is where everyone I knew before 2005 hangs out
How do more people use Facebook? WTF??
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Facebook is where everyone I knew before 2005 hangs out
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This is good. More of this please
Hope is here.
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This is good. More of this please
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We belong in a museum
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We belong in a museum
Not much late night US bsky action this morning. They must be full of turkey and tucked up in bed.
Thanks, America.
Thanks, America.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Not much late night US bsky action this morning. They must be full of turkey and tucked up in bed.
Thanks, America.
Thanks, America.
With thanks to Wil for reminding me to order it.
I guess the UK was a little easier for purchasing.
I guess the UK was a little easier for purchasing.
I GOT IN AND I GOT MY ENTERPRISE!
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
With thanks to Wil for reminding me to order it.
I guess the UK was a little easier for purchasing.
I guess the UK was a little easier for purchasing.
Narrator: It's going to be an Enterprising xmas.
My partner and I are planning on buying the new Enterprise model at the end of the month for us to build over the Xmas break. Can't wait.
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Narrator: It's going to be an Enterprising xmas.
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Picard management tip: At a high level, know how all the machines work.
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Picard management tip: At a high level, know how all the machines work.
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
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Gather your maga family around and tell them you want to watch a prayer before Thanksgiving dinner
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSv...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSv...
William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
YouTube video by williamburroughsVEVO
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gather your maga family around and tell them you want to watch a prayer before Thanksgiving dinner
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSv...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSv...
Fire season is upon us and I have lost my lap buddy to the cause.
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fire season is upon us and I have lost my lap buddy to the cause.