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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 4d

ICE is advertising on our local TV stations looking to hire people. And offering $50k bonus.

Hmmmm maybe I should apply and pull the masks off of coworkers….

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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 12h

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Tomorrow is Monday.

Ignore your alarm.

Don’t answer the phone when work calls.

Enjoy your extended weekend.

You are welcome.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 1d

Been using this thing to track my Bluesky follows - didn’t realize how messy my network was getting. Pretty handy. blueskytracker.app

Bsky Tracker - The must-have Bluesky Followers Analytics & Network Manager

Track followers, analyze engagement, and manage your Bluesky network with real-time insights. Free app with advanced filtering and bulk actions for iOS & Android.

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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 1d

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Alarm clocks are the devil. Cast them out of your lives.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck Christmas decorations

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 4d

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Now is the time to schedule that trip on Spirit Airlines because your time in the airport will be just as bad as your time in the air.

If you are able to get in the air.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 4d

ICE is advertising on our local TV stations looking to hire people. And offering $50k bonus.

Hmmmm maybe I should apply and pull the masks off of coworkers….

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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 5d

I am being followed by @mostlytruenews.bsky.social
I don’t know if I should be honored or scared shitless.

Mostly True News (@mostlytruenews.bsky.social)

Keep writing making art and fighting the good fight for the little guy. I'm true blue. No, bluer than that. Put some more blue in there. 💙‬ We need a separation of wealth and ...

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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 12d

Such brave men, wearing masks after Covid told them that people who wore masks were pussies.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 12d

Saw Trumpelstilskin giving a speech today.

Looks like he is slurring his words. So time to launch a bunch of missiles.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 16d

RFK Jr says vaccines are bad for you.

That’s good enough for me.

Doctor, I’ll take a double please!

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 16d

Did ya miss me. If not who cares…

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If you want new friends learn Spanish and hang out at a Home Depot in the mornings. iCE will be there shortly to give you a ride.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · 16d

Jokes on me…. I forgot my password.

Sucks to get old but still better than the alternative.

But I’m back bitches!

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · Jun 8

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Keep escalating.

Trump is an asshole!

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · Jun 2

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Leave all of your nuclear bombers out so a $900 drone can blow it up.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · May 31

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Yes Joni Ernst, we all are going to die. But you don’t have to help thousands of your own constituents…

I guess that’s not bad advice. Sometimes I suck at this. But I don’t suck as bad as Joni Ernst

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · May 30

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Cut your own hair, if you mess up, it grows back.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · May 30

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Make your own coupons for your favorite store and in small print have a clause that if the coupon is refused that you own the store.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · May 30

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If your teeth are not as white as you like sandpaper does wonders and is cheaper than going to a dentist to get them whitened.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · May 30

And my answer to every question would be…

They are illegal and he is a fucking idiot.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · May 30

If you go to a psychic and they ask you your name…

Just leave.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · May 29

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Party like it is 1929, because it may soon be….

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · May 29

Maybe he should be on the next launch of Starship to make sure it blows up right. I mean goes up right.

www.investors.com/news/spacex-...

SpaceX Rivals React To Latest Starship Test Failure

Latest SpaceX Starship test ends in another "rapid unscheduled disassembly." Rocket Lab sees price target rise after acquisition.

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Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · May 29

Hey can anybody spare a million dollars? I need to buy some groceries.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · May 29

I’m thinking about retiring soon.

In this economy that may be the closest I get to it.

Free Bad Advice - AMA @badadvicetoday.bsky.social · May 29

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Kind of sucks!