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Bacon Grease
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I make hot sauce and messes
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · Jun 6
Why are out there when I'm in here?
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 16h
Sure you do all that other stuff to take care of the needy, but what about THIS one? 🙃
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 16h
When you suck too much for MAGA.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 20h
Never seen a popcorn crab.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 21h
What a stupid waste of money that would be
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 1d
If parents aren't having children then they aren't parents.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 2d
Say something like "I wasn't licensed in Texas but got it as quick as I could." Texans love dumb shit like that.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 2d
Looks like something 6 year old me would have designed after given a ruler and a dollar coin (the old large ones) to trace around for wheels
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 2d
We should only trust morons. Got it
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 2d
Hope that $40B came with work requirements
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 2d
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 2d
Sleeping with his black housekeeper?
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 2d
I mean she is kinda trying to capitalize on it. Bringing the attention back onto herself when the world had moved on (and rightly shitting on the monster doing those things you mentioned) not exactly the actions of someone who should just get off without scrutiny.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 3d
They are both Wayman Tisdale's grandkids though....
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 3d
Cement galoshes.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 3d
Not the sharpest Trump, and no that's not a compliment
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 3d
Dammit, MAGA making root for the damn ants.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 3d
Not an authority, but I think the white bread comes from the black bbq heritage and was always associated with pork spare ribs. Either way, works great with any dry rub bbq.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 3d
Ideally 1015 onions.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 4d
To control the weather, obviously. Tornado alley.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 4d
Maybe he's directing that at his own son. 🤣
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 4d
There will always be the bootlickers for which LEO can do no wrong and if you are being abused by them you probably deserved it. Can't worry about them, they are loud but numbers are small compared to those who can be swayed.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 4d
Just one? Amateur.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 4d
Was zapped by a Jewish mind altering space laser, no doubt.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 4d
Several countries recognizing Palestinian statehood probably didn't hurt either.
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Bacon Grease @bacongrease.bsky.social · 5d
I think he had a down year because of injury and Browns got distracted by shiny object. Seriously horribly run organization and living in Dallas I know a thing or two about that.
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