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Yesterday when searching for a keychain | lanyard self defense addition I stumbled across the zombie apocalypse prepper store:
July 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Yesterday when searching for a keychain | lanyard self defense addition I stumbled across the zombie apocalypse prepper store:
Is the proper nomenclature vageen | vagine? Please show your vag work & references.
July 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Is the proper nomenclature vageen | vagine? Please show your vag work & references.
June 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
definitely tilted into an alternate reality having just seen a trailer showing Sean Bean theoretically existing from beginning to end of a movie; the only time(s) prior are exceptions / my being exceptional killing you w/ agent 006 Alec Trevelyan #GoldenEYE
June 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
definitely tilted into an alternate reality having just seen a trailer showing Sean Bean theoretically existing from beginning to end of a movie; the only time(s) prior are exceptions / my being exceptional killing you w/ agent 006 Alec Trevelyan #GoldenEYE
If you happen to see me in the meat space curb stomping my garbage phone it is now 69% likely due to dismissing notification history while attempting to switch between standard & exxxtreme battery saver
June 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If you happen to see me in the meat space curb stomping my garbage phone it is now 69% likely due to dismissing notification history while attempting to switch between standard & exxxtreme battery saver
iso a superlative to describe something so unexpectedly well designed that I only discovered the feature post purchase
June 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
iso a superlative to describe something so unexpectedly well designed that I only discovered the feature post purchase
I pride myself on being a cunning linguist however I still do not know how to communicate that I crushed a yogurt meaning accidentally stepped on rather than rapidly consumed.
June 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I pride myself on being a cunning linguist however I still do not know how to communicate that I crushed a yogurt meaning accidentally stepped on rather than rapidly consumed.
nothing has made me think of hockey over the years like Panthers in Miami chasing around Canadians and Europeans with full beards, less chiclets, and typically more manners than even rugby players
May 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
nothing has made me think of hockey over the years like Panthers in Miami chasing around Canadians and Europeans with full beards, less chiclets, and typically more manners than even rugby players
cannot remember the previous time where a treat was something beyond eccentric (not basic) needs. TBF 4/8 are exercise related
May 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
cannot remember the previous time where a treat was something beyond eccentric (not basic) needs. TBF 4/8 are exercise related
designers, can anyone tell me which came first:
Font TAHOMA
Toyota TACOMA
I asked this as I will forever pronounce the following as
MONSTER RAT
and learned of the font >= 1yr before I learned of the British territory
Mont SIR RAT?
no!
MONSTER RATaTAT IT'S FIRING BACK
Font TAHOMA
Toyota TACOMA
I asked this as I will forever pronounce the following as
MONSTER RAT
and learned of the font >= 1yr before I learned of the British territory
Mont SIR RAT?
no!
MONSTER RATaTAT IT'S FIRING BACK
May 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
designers, can anyone tell me which came first:
Font TAHOMA
Toyota TACOMA
I asked this as I will forever pronounce the following as
MONSTER RAT
and learned of the font >= 1yr before I learned of the British territory
Mont SIR RAT?
no!
MONSTER RATaTAT IT'S FIRING BACK
Font TAHOMA
Toyota TACOMA
I asked this as I will forever pronounce the following as
MONSTER RAT
and learned of the font >= 1yr before I learned of the British territory
Mont SIR RAT?
no!
MONSTER RATaTAT IT'S FIRING BACK
holy fucking intro Jeffery Wright, and by holy I mean WHOLLY holy genocidal crusader intro!
#NowMakeYourChoice
#NowMakeYourChoice
May 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
holy fucking intro Jeffery Wright, and by holy I mean WHOLLY holy genocidal crusader intro!
#NowMakeYourChoice
#NowMakeYourChoice
this bullshit grocery store pop could not be more wrong: I've long known I am not similar to "everybody", but I am not a #nobody or dedz yet w/ no body:
ZERO interest nor "want to rule the world"
Even after a doomsday detonation (or 3)
I would only be in a world I want to exist in, not rule.
ZERO interest nor "want to rule the world"
Even after a doomsday detonation (or 3)
I would only be in a world I want to exist in, not rule.
April 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
this bullshit grocery store pop could not be more wrong: I've long known I am not similar to "everybody", but I am not a #nobody or dedz yet w/ no body:
ZERO interest nor "want to rule the world"
Even after a doomsday detonation (or 3)
I would only be in a world I want to exist in, not rule.
ZERO interest nor "want to rule the world"
Even after a doomsday detonation (or 3)
I would only be in a world I want to exist in, not rule.
at ~= the 1hr mark of the white lotus recap, Mal(lory) Rubin, "we've gone from the Lochy tug of war..."
#stunned this was not *finished off* w/ "to a Lochy #Tug[of]Job"
@jowrotethis.bsky.social
@billsimmons.bsky.social
are we not doing #phrasing anymore?
@robmahoney.bsky.social
#stunned this was not *finished off* w/ "to a Lochy #Tug[of]Job"
@jowrotethis.bsky.social
@billsimmons.bsky.social
are we not doing #phrasing anymore?
@robmahoney.bsky.social
March 31, 2025 at 8:11 AM
at ~= the 1hr mark of the white lotus recap, Mal(lory) Rubin, "we've gone from the Lochy tug of war..."
#stunned this was not *finished off* w/ "to a Lochy #Tug[of]Job"
@jowrotethis.bsky.social
@billsimmons.bsky.social
are we not doing #phrasing anymore?
@robmahoney.bsky.social
#stunned this was not *finished off* w/ "to a Lochy #Tug[of]Job"
@jowrotethis.bsky.social
@billsimmons.bsky.social
are we not doing #phrasing anymore?
@robmahoney.bsky.social
the best (recurring) invincible joke
March 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
the best (recurring) invincible joke
is there a proper nomenclature for the music between 05-15 which is
• less whiny than Green Day,
• marginally more creative than ai | air guitar,
• uptempo unlike the pop of that era
• but worrisome if one were to listen to an album rather than 1 track here, another far over there
• less whiny than Green Day,
• marginally more creative than ai | air guitar,
• uptempo unlike the pop of that era
• but worrisome if one were to listen to an album rather than 1 track here, another far over there
February 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
is there a proper nomenclature for the music between 05-15 which is
• less whiny than Green Day,
• marginally more creative than ai | air guitar,
• uptempo unlike the pop of that era
• but worrisome if one were to listen to an album rather than 1 track here, another far over there
• less whiny than Green Day,
• marginally more creative than ai | air guitar,
• uptempo unlike the pop of that era
• but worrisome if one were to listen to an album rather than 1 track here, another far over there
it turns out that clean up, in 2+ photo editors, means wipe away.
The function I needed was enhance (like a demand for higher camera resolution)
in my mental model I was trying to reduce noise w/o embiggening the file size & density.
tis a perfectly #cromulent word
i
The function I needed was enhance (like a demand for higher camera resolution)
in my mental model I was trying to reduce noise w/o embiggening the file size & density.
tis a perfectly #cromulent word
i
February 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
it turns out that clean up, in 2+ photo editors, means wipe away.
The function I needed was enhance (like a demand for higher camera resolution)
in my mental model I was trying to reduce noise w/o embiggening the file size & density.
tis a perfectly #cromulent word
i
The function I needed was enhance (like a demand for higher camera resolution)
in my mental model I was trying to reduce noise w/o embiggening the file size & density.
tis a perfectly #cromulent word
i
which is a worse UX:
proceeding 3+ clicks extra to #unsafe https where the certificate expired over 1100 days (> 3yr) prior,
|
#squarespace?
Both are disappointing at best, but at least the former warns you about the upcoming retina damage.
proceeding 3+ clicks extra to #unsafe https where the certificate expired over 1100 days (> 3yr) prior,
|
#squarespace?
Both are disappointing at best, but at least the former warns you about the upcoming retina damage.
February 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
which is a worse UX:
proceeding 3+ clicks extra to #unsafe https where the certificate expired over 1100 days (> 3yr) prior,
|
#squarespace?
Both are disappointing at best, but at least the former warns you about the upcoming retina damage.
proceeding 3+ clicks extra to #unsafe https where the certificate expired over 1100 days (> 3yr) prior,
|
#squarespace?
Both are disappointing at best, but at least the former warns you about the upcoming retina damage.
@jadecicada.net did you slay your discord server? the invite on .net as well as linktree are no longer valid.
If it helps, I have used your mini-doperizer forever and a day :)
If it helps, I have used your mini-doperizer forever and a day :)
February 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
@jadecicada.net did you slay your discord server? the invite on .net as well as linktree are no longer valid.
If it helps, I have used your mini-doperizer forever and a day :)
If it helps, I have used your mini-doperizer forever and a day :)
if it was meant to rhyme it would be spelled garraidge, instead it is spelled like corsage
February 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
if it was meant to rhyme it would be spelled garraidge, instead it is spelled like corsage
please very much direct me to the highway or whatever leads to this #FreshHell. Can my final meal be a pulp fiction worthy milkshake & a fistful of elusive #CrazyPills?
Ready to do what it takes as long as my #DirtyDeeds are properly compensated (cause the dirt I do is quality not cheap)
Ready to do what it takes as long as my #DirtyDeeds are properly compensated (cause the dirt I do is quality not cheap)
February 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
please very much direct me to the highway or whatever leads to this #FreshHell. Can my final meal be a pulp fiction worthy milkshake & a fistful of elusive #CrazyPills?
Ready to do what it takes as long as my #DirtyDeeds are properly compensated (cause the dirt I do is quality not cheap)
Ready to do what it takes as long as my #DirtyDeeds are properly compensated (cause the dirt I do is quality not cheap)
Consumed more than a little sunrise ignorance, #HUZZAH
1. SuperLikes cost $$, so FuckOff w/ incessant CtA
2. Bottom corner offers a 140char 'Stand Out w/ a 1st Impression'.
I am outstanding at standing out, fairly good as a FwB, & otherwise lost (unless eXXXplicit aka w/ a sex worker)
1. SuperLikes cost $$, so FuckOff w/ incessant CtA
2. Bottom corner offers a 140char 'Stand Out w/ a 1st Impression'.
I am outstanding at standing out, fairly good as a FwB, & otherwise lost (unless eXXXplicit aka w/ a sex worker)
February 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Consumed more than a little sunrise ignorance, #HUZZAH
1. SuperLikes cost $$, so FuckOff w/ incessant CtA
2. Bottom corner offers a 140char 'Stand Out w/ a 1st Impression'.
I am outstanding at standing out, fairly good as a FwB, & otherwise lost (unless eXXXplicit aka w/ a sex worker)
1. SuperLikes cost $$, so FuckOff w/ incessant CtA
2. Bottom corner offers a 140char 'Stand Out w/ a 1st Impression'.
I am outstanding at standing out, fairly good as a FwB, & otherwise lost (unless eXXXplicit aka w/ a sex worker)
is it possible to create smithereens sans explosion?
February 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
is it possible to create smithereens sans explosion?
what the fucking shit fuck
February 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
what the fucking shit fuck
next time you need a reminder that whatever garbage UX recently suffered could be worse, look no further than some product that uses at least 1 metric and imperial measurement.
ex: shoelaces w/ length 160cm & diameter 5/32?!?
quick, tell me the difference between those vs diameter 4/25
ex: shoelaces w/ length 160cm & diameter 5/32?!?
quick, tell me the difference between those vs diameter 4/25
February 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
next time you need a reminder that whatever garbage UX recently suffered could be worse, look no further than some product that uses at least 1 metric and imperial measurement.
ex: shoelaces w/ length 160cm & diameter 5/32?!?
quick, tell me the difference between those vs diameter 4/25
ex: shoelaces w/ length 160cm & diameter 5/32?!?
quick, tell me the difference between those vs diameter 4/25