Axon
@axonsongs.bsky.social
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Axon writes and sings songs in the western herban cowboy tradition. It's like country music but you're never gonna hear it on Country Radio. https://axonsongs.axonometrix.com/
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To all the rando opportunists farming for mutual follows and humping my leg about crypto or other commercial opportunities, I am not the droid you are looking for.
axonsongs.bsky.social
It's our frog now, baby!
axonsongs.bsky.social
I've been abused for calling these people "filthy fascist swine", but honestly, I think that's an understatement.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Not teaching kids that Santa only brings toys to good kids would help. Teaching them there is no Santa at all would be a stone groove.
axonsongs.bsky.social
I think the message is "misdirection works". Watch what he does, not what he says.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Grip 'n' grimace.
axonsongs.bsky.social
To say nothing of the morale boost!
altnps.bsky.social
Ah yes, air traffic controllers must show up for work without pay, but Congress can take the day off. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy says he’ll be making “necessary cuts” to the department, because nothing fixes staffing shortages quite like firing more people.
axonsongs.bsky.social
To say nothing of the morale boost!
axonsongs.bsky.social
I expect they had to sign an NDA to even apply.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Yeah, well, Jim Jordan is cask strength douchebag.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Fuck off, douchebot.
axonsongs.bsky.social
I can't tell if this is cynical mendacity or advanced mental disintegration.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Fuck off, douchebot.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Fuck off, douchebot.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Cops protect two things, and two things only: private property, and each other.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Cops protect two things, and two things only: private property and each other.
axonsongs.bsky.social
The NPP isn't something to deserve; it's something to live up to. They gave it to BHO to prompt his better angels. Greta *is* the better angel. Her getting the medal and the cash won't increase her commitment to justice; she's already pegging the dial.

Bluto has no better angels which to appeal.
axonsongs.bsky.social
This seems like an intramural squabble I don't want to get in the middle of.

But I'll hold their coats.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
In addition to gifting Trump a jet, Qatar is building a $5.5 billion Trump golf resort in Qatar, are major investors in two Trump developments in Saudi and Oman, among other things.
axonsongs.bsky.social
This seems like an intramural squabble I don't want to get in the middle of.

But I'll hold their coats.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Democratic members in both chambers must refuse to enable any legislative procedure until its entire delegation is seated.
axonsongs.bsky.social
"Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology" is not the flex you think it is, Booby.
axonsongs.bsky.social
What could go wrong?
axonsongs.bsky.social
2025 will outlive him. He's committing slow motion political suicide by autoerotic asphyxiation.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Oh everybody in PDX speaks Spanish.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Coming down with a case of Newsom.
axonsongs.bsky.social
Nothing fails so reliably as prayer.