Kingslayer
@awhchaos.bsky.social
Listen, I don't really know more than what I've already said. And some of what I said I'm not even sure I actually know.
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Baby’s first SFX contacts
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Baby’s first SFX contacts
Soup is literally magic cos wdym I’m simmering bones and herbs to make a fortifying health stock
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Soup is literally magic cos wdym I’m simmering bones and herbs to make a fortifying health stock
Just me and my girls, we been solving equations all week using our big juicy brains for the good of humanity and right now I need release
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Just me and my girls, we been solving equations all week using our big juicy brains for the good of humanity and right now I need release
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Diplo may have been joking about dating Trudeau, but I’m still 100% convinced him and Orville Peck were fucking
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Diplo may have been joking about dating Trudeau, but I’m still 100% convinced him and Orville Peck were fucking
A wonderful day filled with hopeful news!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A wonderful day filled with hopeful news!!!
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JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND EMMA STONE ARE PRODUCING A MISS PIGGY MOVIE WRITTEN BY COLE ESCOLA?!
a woman is covering her face with her hands in front of a crowd
ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hands in front of a crowd
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November 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
JENNIFER LAWRENCE AND EMMA STONE ARE PRODUCING A MISS PIGGY MOVIE WRITTEN BY COLE ESCOLA?!
There’s this super creepy guy at my gym that thoroughly heebies my jeebies. Like not in a predatory way, but in a he most definitely has someone hostage in his basement kind of way
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
There’s this super creepy guy at my gym that thoroughly heebies my jeebies. Like not in a predatory way, but in a he most definitely has someone hostage in his basement kind of way
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The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥
He’s been intently watching Muppets Christmas Carol 🥹 absolutely my son
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
He’s been intently watching Muppets Christmas Carol 🥹 absolutely my son
Nooo Domo-pumpkun, please don’t eat my kitty ;-;
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Nooo Domo-pumpkun, please don’t eat my kitty ;-;
Work trips are fun and all but I can’t wait to be back home with my cat tomorrow 🥰
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Work trips are fun and all but I can’t wait to be back home with my cat tomorrow 🥰
Gays can you PLEASE retire the Harry Potter costumes! Stop supporting JKR!
October 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Gays can you PLEASE retire the Harry Potter costumes! Stop supporting JKR!
All these sad hockey bros in the area and I’m like I can console your sports loss (with hole)
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
All these sad hockey bros in the area and I’m like I can console your sports loss (with hole)
I love October but it’s always my busiest month and I’m ✨exhausted✨
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I love October but it’s always my busiest month and I’m ✨exhausted✨
Oh really Kyle? The super secret ingredient to your high protein brownies recipe is two scoops of protein powder? Stunning.
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Oh really Kyle? The super secret ingredient to your high protein brownies recipe is two scoops of protein powder? Stunning.
Gosh I just love baseball butts
Gosh I just love baseball
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gosh I just love baseball butts
Ordered SFX color contacts for the first time! My prescription is stupid high so finding options has always been difficult. Still couldn’t get my exact strength but got close enough for costume purposes
October 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ordered SFX color contacts for the first time! My prescription is stupid high so finding options has always been difficult. Still couldn’t get my exact strength but got close enough for costume purposes
sorry for being painfully direct it will happen again (my mom loved Tylenol)
October 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
sorry for being painfully direct it will happen again (my mom loved Tylenol)
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Oh fuck bro I’m gonna nap
October 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oh fuck bro I’m gonna nap
Been scooping his poop for a whole year now 🥰
October 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Been scooping his poop for a whole year now 🥰
FINALLY whooped Typhon’s ass. I’ve been able to consistently beat Chronos but Typhon had been giving me sooo much trouble
October 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
FINALLY whooped Typhon’s ass. I’ve been able to consistently beat Chronos but Typhon had been giving me sooo much trouble
stillness is the move
October 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
stillness is the move