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Awesome_Insanity

@awesomeinsanity.bsky.social

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Professional smarta$$, gamer, writer and all-around fun guy with a crazy imagination. Sometimes I'm chaos in a bottle.

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Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Mar 1

#poetryporn #poetry

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Feb 2

Rise and shine! Or just rise and start internally screaming because mornings are a cruel joke with no punchline.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 29

They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you ever tried canceling plans? Instant relief.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 27

I'm just going to leave this right here.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 25

Goooooood morning! Here's to pretending we're thriving while secretly Googling 'jobs where I can nap.'

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 24

Goooooood morning! Time to stumble into the chaos like a moth headed straight for the bug zapper. lconic.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 23

Goooooood morning! The day has started, and so has my slow descent into madness. Let’s make it memorable.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 18

Just me, wondering how much mischief I can get into today.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 18

Goooooood morning!!!! Nothing too unhinged today, just a calm coffee post because I'm still not awake yet.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 17

Waking up is like opening a mystery box, except it's full of responsibilities and regret. Gooooood morning!

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 16

Good morning! Let's conquer the day like a cat knocking over a vase-dramatically and without reason.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 14

Goooooood morning! Another day to convince the world I have my life together while my brain plays elevator music on repeat.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 3

You know what it feels like when someone hits you with high frequency?

It hertz.
#shamelessdadjoke

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 1

Paper straws are worse for the environment because I keep throwing them out in frustration. Bring back plastic or give me a sippy cup.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 1

Can I get a refund if the Lego cat came pre-assembled? Asking for a friend.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Jan 1

Can I get a refund if the Lego cat came pre-assembled? Asking for a friend.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Dec 31

Good morning! I woke up, so technically I’ve already achieved something. Anything else is extra credit.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Dec 27

Nothing screams ‘adulting’ like googling ‘how to unclog a sink’ at 2 a.m. while crying over a bag of shredded sharp cheddar.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Dec 26

Is anyone else worried that they actually had to clarify that the cinnamon bun isn't gargantuan? Like, who strolls into a store, spots that banner, and thinks, 'Oh no, I was expecting a cinnamon bun the size of a car!'

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Dec 26

People say, ‘You’ve changed.’ Yeah, I’ve become more tired, more sarcastic, and significantly more snack-dependent.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Dec 24

I feel like this streetlight would give me a heart attack at night. Like a wraith just popped up to tell me to take my butt home.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Dec 24

Nature's out here looking a little too excited. I think I'll be staying inside today.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Dec 24

My brain is 90% random trivia, 8% existential dread, and 2% useful information. Roll the dice and see what you get that day I guess.

Awesome_Insanity @awesomeinsanity.bsky.social · Dec 24

Rise and shine! Or stay horizontal and let society deal with itself for once. Both are valid.