Awesome_Insanity
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Awesome_Insanity
@awesomeinsanity.bsky.social
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Professional smarta$$, gamer, writer and all-around fun guy with a crazy imagination. Sometimes I'm chaos in a bottle.
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Rise and shine! Or just rise and start internally screaming because mornings are a cruel joke with no punchline.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you ever tried canceling plans? Instant relief.
I'm just going to leave this right here.
Goooooood morning! Here's to pretending we're thriving while secretly Googling 'jobs where I can nap.'
Goooooood morning! Time to stumble into the chaos like a moth headed straight for the bug zapper. lconic.
Goooooood morning! The day has started, and so has my slow descent into madness. Let’s make it memorable.
Just me, wondering how much mischief I can get into today.
Goooooood morning!!!! Nothing too unhinged today, just a calm coffee post because I'm still not awake yet.
Waking up is like opening a mystery box, except it's full of responsibilities and regret. Gooooood morning!
Good morning! Let's conquer the day like a cat knocking over a vase-dramatically and without reason.
Goooooood morning! Another day to convince the world I have my life together while my brain plays elevator music on repeat.
You know what it feels like when someone hits you with high frequency?

It hertz.
#shamelessdadjoke
Paper straws are worse for the environment because I keep throwing them out in frustration. Bring back plastic or give me a sippy cup.
Can I get a refund if the Lego cat came pre-assembled? Asking for a friend.
Can I get a refund if the Lego cat came pre-assembled? Asking for a friend.
Good morning! I woke up, so technically I’ve already achieved something. Anything else is extra credit.
Nothing screams ‘adulting’ like googling ‘how to unclog a sink’ at 2 a.m. while crying over a bag of shredded sharp cheddar.
Is anyone else worried that they actually had to clarify that the cinnamon bun isn't gargantuan? Like, who strolls into a store, spots that banner, and thinks, 'Oh no, I was expecting a cinnamon bun the size of a car!'
People say, ‘You’ve changed.’ Yeah, I’ve become more tired, more sarcastic, and significantly more snack-dependent.
I feel like this streetlight would give me a heart attack at night. Like a wraith just popped up to tell me to take my butt home.
Nature's out here looking a little too excited. I think I'll be staying inside today.
My brain is 90% random trivia, 8% existential dread, and 2% useful information. Roll the dice and see what you get that day I guess.
Rise and shine! Or stay horizontal and let society deal with itself for once. Both are valid.