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Curator of the Metropolitan Museum of Facebook Batshittery. Sidekick to @barkleydog.bsky.social. 5165

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · Dec 9

Announcing the Grand Opening of the Museum of Facebook Batshittery Archives, containing conveniently compressed packages of all the batshit crazy crap posted on AVK in the past 5 years.

This is a Bluesky exclusive post because... screw X.

drive.google.com/drive/folder...

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

Samantha wants to make sure only deserving family get her collection of crystals, oils and Ivermectin after she's gone.

#antivax #antivaxxers #unvaxxed #unvaccinated

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

Fake sun people think the moon is fake too because... why not?

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Susan Finley @susan-finley.bsky.social · 1d

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Re-posting because I forgot the pics the first time around.

Susan Finley @susan-finley.bsky.social · 1d

Why pay your own bills or rent when you can just grift?

I’m not sure where along the way the #ostrichfarm -ers quit buying their own groceries (see quoted post), but now they want supporters to HEAT THEIR HOME too!

And with camping season winding down, they want free tiny 🏠 too. 🤦🏻‍♀️

💰GoFundMeeee!💰

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

The Great MAGA Circle Kirk continues…

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

By request of a user in our Facebook group, here's a repost of an AVK classic: Meemaw's Urine Chaw.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 1d

The people who regale their children with stories of rape, murder, incest, sodomy, vaporizing whole cities, drowning almost all life on earth and nailing a man to a piece of wood believe those same children are being traumatized by the plastic skeleton you put out for Halloween.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 2d

a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .

ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 2d

A reminder that AVK has an official FB group now, dedicated to all the batshit crazy stuff you see here (and some you don't see here).

www.facebook.com/groups/avkwo...

Redirecting...

www.facebook.com

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon of a person holding a white pigeon with the words awww on the bottom

ALT: a cartoon of a person holding a white pigeon with the words awww on the bottom

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 3d

Please sign this petition demanding that the CFIA delay the ostrich cull and instead start immediately culling the protesters.

#ostrichfarm #ostriches

c.org/Txb29QhFCr

This campaign needs you now

Cull Protesters, Not Ostriches!

c.org

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 3d

It's not *quite* an ostrich sighting in toast... or a grilled cheese sandwich, but it's getting closer.

#ostrich #ostrichfarm

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 3d

My dad used to say it was God farting.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 3d

The 70s were a wild and crazy time.

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 3d

Flat Earth: Now with SUPER HAARP!

#flatearth #flerf

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you very much

AVK @avk.bsky.social · 4d

Ladies and gentlemen.

The Sky Cannon!

#chemtrails #weathermodification

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 4d

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 4d

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 4d

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 4d

After thoroughly enjoying Jaquie's Ostrich Workbook for Children, I felt inspired to honour her by creating my own version.

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#ostrichfarm #ostriches

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Susan Finley @susan-finley.bsky.social · 4d

Before Tamara Lich got sentenced sit in the corner for a yr & think about what she’d done, she went to the #ostrichfarm to 🎤🎸 for their Ostripalooza grift fests.

I don’t know if the musicians there take requests, but I wrote this for them:

Hear the original here: music.youtube.com/watch?v=SwkO...

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 5d

Another follow-up to the ostrich workbook for kids. It's another word search! This time, *some* of the words are actually in the puzzle although finding them... isn't much of a struggle...

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 5d

Close. 35,900

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 5d

What have I done to you people?

And, more importantly, how do I do more of it?

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AVK @avk.bsky.social · 5d

Someone is astral projecting into Madison room at night and astrally attacking her.

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