@averageguy.bsky.social
Bare with me. Cause I'm old and grumpy, and it takes me a while to figure new shit out. Occasionally casually nude.
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I would kindly ask that you do not repost my photos. Thank you.
Good morning, everyone.
Sunburn has faded. It's not the first rodeo for this tough old hide. Going on an adventure today. Maybe squeeze in a quick dip in the pool when we return.
Sunburn has faded. It's not the first rodeo for this tough old hide. Going on an adventure today. Maybe squeeze in a quick dip in the pool when we return.
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Good morning, everyone.
Sunburn has faded. It's not the first rodeo for this tough old hide. Going on an adventure today. Maybe squeeze in a quick dip in the pool when we return.
Sunburn has faded. It's not the first rodeo for this tough old hide. Going on an adventure today. Maybe squeeze in a quick dip in the pool when we return.
Today, I am forced to endure mild sunburn and multiple cervezas. Oh, the hardships.
Fear not, I shall endure.
Fear not, I shall endure.
January 24, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Today, I am forced to endure mild sunburn and multiple cervezas. Oh, the hardships.
Fear not, I shall endure.
Fear not, I shall endure.
I cannot think of a better place to be drinking some kinda yummy blue shit.
January 23, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I cannot think of a better place to be drinking some kinda yummy blue shit.
Good morning, friends.
Vacation countdown: 21hrs.
Today I do all the things that need to be done so that they don't need to be done for the week that I'm away.
Fuck sakes, I hope I don't forget anything.
I also hope I don't end up regretting I posted this photo.
Vacation countdown: 21hrs.
Today I do all the things that need to be done so that they don't need to be done for the week that I'm away.
Fuck sakes, I hope I don't forget anything.
I also hope I don't end up regretting I posted this photo.
January 21, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Good morning, friends.
Vacation countdown: 21hrs.
Today I do all the things that need to be done so that they don't need to be done for the week that I'm away.
Fuck sakes, I hope I don't forget anything.
I also hope I don't end up regretting I posted this photo.
Vacation countdown: 21hrs.
Today I do all the things that need to be done so that they don't need to be done for the week that I'm away.
Fuck sakes, I hope I don't forget anything.
I also hope I don't end up regretting I posted this photo.
Good morning, friends.
Well, I tried, but this photo is one for the, scruffy-as-fuck folder.
Vacation countdown: 1 day, 22hrs. 🏝️🛫
Well, I tried, but this photo is one for the, scruffy-as-fuck folder.
Vacation countdown: 1 day, 22hrs. 🏝️🛫
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Good morning, friends.
Well, I tried, but this photo is one for the, scruffy-as-fuck folder.
Vacation countdown: 1 day, 22hrs. 🏝️🛫
Well, I tried, but this photo is one for the, scruffy-as-fuck folder.
Vacation countdown: 1 day, 22hrs. 🏝️🛫
Good morning, friends.
Slept in a bit. But the boss won't mind. It's me. I'm the boss. Anyway got my coffee and I'm going now.
Vacation countdown: 3 days!
Slept in a bit. But the boss won't mind. It's me. I'm the boss. Anyway got my coffee and I'm going now.
Vacation countdown: 3 days!
January 19, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Good morning, friends.
Slept in a bit. But the boss won't mind. It's me. I'm the boss. Anyway got my coffee and I'm going now.
Vacation countdown: 3 days!
Slept in a bit. But the boss won't mind. It's me. I'm the boss. Anyway got my coffee and I'm going now.
Vacation countdown: 3 days!
Good morning, friends.
I have to admit, and despite my best efforts, the cracks of excitement are beginning to seep in regarding my upcoming vacation.
Coffee: ground beans and coconut flavoured Rum Chatta
Vacation countdown: 3 days.
(I am happier than I actually look in this photo)
I have to admit, and despite my best efforts, the cracks of excitement are beginning to seep in regarding my upcoming vacation.
Coffee: ground beans and coconut flavoured Rum Chatta
Vacation countdown: 3 days.
(I am happier than I actually look in this photo)
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Good morning, friends.
I have to admit, and despite my best efforts, the cracks of excitement are beginning to seep in regarding my upcoming vacation.
Coffee: ground beans and coconut flavoured Rum Chatta
Vacation countdown: 3 days.
(I am happier than I actually look in this photo)
I have to admit, and despite my best efforts, the cracks of excitement are beginning to seep in regarding my upcoming vacation.
Coffee: ground beans and coconut flavoured Rum Chatta
Vacation countdown: 3 days.
(I am happier than I actually look in this photo)
Mood: sipp'n.
January 18, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Mood: sipp'n.
Good morning, friends.
On the weekends, we grind the beans and add booze to our coffee. I must say, it's hitting particularly well this morning. Even though, there is no actual evidence of said coffee in this photo.
Vacation countdown: 4 days!
On the weekends, we grind the beans and add booze to our coffee. I must say, it's hitting particularly well this morning. Even though, there is no actual evidence of said coffee in this photo.
Vacation countdown: 4 days!
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Good morning, friends.
On the weekends, we grind the beans and add booze to our coffee. I must say, it's hitting particularly well this morning. Even though, there is no actual evidence of said coffee in this photo.
Vacation countdown: 4 days!
On the weekends, we grind the beans and add booze to our coffee. I must say, it's hitting particularly well this morning. Even though, there is no actual evidence of said coffee in this photo.
Vacation countdown: 4 days!
Ok, I'm off to bed.
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Ok, I'm off to bed.
Good morning, friends.
I am glad the wind has let up from yesterday.
Gonna make some jerky today. This and that.
Vacation countdown: 5 days.
I am glad the wind has let up from yesterday.
Gonna make some jerky today. This and that.
Vacation countdown: 5 days.
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Good morning, friends.
I am glad the wind has let up from yesterday.
Gonna make some jerky today. This and that.
Vacation countdown: 5 days.
I am glad the wind has let up from yesterday.
Gonna make some jerky today. This and that.
Vacation countdown: 5 days.
Good morning, friends.
New haircut so slightly less scruffy today.
Curling tonight, so that's cool.
Stretched this morning. Still pretty sporadic, but I'm trying.
Vacation countdown: 7 days. 🛫🏝️
New haircut so slightly less scruffy today.
Curling tonight, so that's cool.
Stretched this morning. Still pretty sporadic, but I'm trying.
Vacation countdown: 7 days. 🛫🏝️
January 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Good morning, friends.
New haircut so slightly less scruffy today.
Curling tonight, so that's cool.
Stretched this morning. Still pretty sporadic, but I'm trying.
Vacation countdown: 7 days. 🛫🏝️
New haircut so slightly less scruffy today.
Curling tonight, so that's cool.
Stretched this morning. Still pretty sporadic, but I'm trying.
Vacation countdown: 7 days. 🛫🏝️
Good morning, friends.
Massage lady beat me up pretty good yesterday. Decided against stretching this morning.
Vacation countdown: 8 days.
Massage lady beat me up pretty good yesterday. Decided against stretching this morning.
Vacation countdown: 8 days.
January 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Good morning, friends.
Massage lady beat me up pretty good yesterday. Decided against stretching this morning.
Vacation countdown: 8 days.
Massage lady beat me up pretty good yesterday. Decided against stretching this morning.
Vacation countdown: 8 days.
Good Tuesday morning friends.
Curling went quite well last night. Pleased about that.
Persistent headache has returned. Hopefully my massage this morning will remedy that.
Vacation countdown: 9 days. 🛫🏝️
Curling went quite well last night. Pleased about that.
Persistent headache has returned. Hopefully my massage this morning will remedy that.
Vacation countdown: 9 days. 🛫🏝️
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Good Tuesday morning friends.
Curling went quite well last night. Pleased about that.
Persistent headache has returned. Hopefully my massage this morning will remedy that.
Vacation countdown: 9 days. 🛫🏝️
Curling went quite well last night. Pleased about that.
Persistent headache has returned. Hopefully my massage this morning will remedy that.
Vacation countdown: 9 days. 🛫🏝️
Good horrifyingly horrified closeup Monday, friends.
My apologies. I'm trying not to trigger another bot onslaught.
Vacation countdown: 10 days
My apologies. I'm trying not to trigger another bot onslaught.
Vacation countdown: 10 days
January 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Good horrifyingly horrified closeup Monday, friends.
My apologies. I'm trying not to trigger another bot onslaught.
Vacation countdown: 10 days
My apologies. I'm trying not to trigger another bot onslaught.
Vacation countdown: 10 days
Good morning, friends. ☺️
January 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Good morning, friends. ☺️
Good morning, friends.
Well, for some ungodly reason, some of you deem my posts shareable. And while flattering, it also kinda freaks me the fuck out a bit. So, for now, I've removed my casually nude photos. I try to be as real as I can here but reposts of me naked is a lot right now.
Apologies.
Well, for some ungodly reason, some of you deem my posts shareable. And while flattering, it also kinda freaks me the fuck out a bit. So, for now, I've removed my casually nude photos. I try to be as real as I can here but reposts of me naked is a lot right now.
Apologies.
January 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Good morning, friends.
Well, for some ungodly reason, some of you deem my posts shareable. And while flattering, it also kinda freaks me the fuck out a bit. So, for now, I've removed my casually nude photos. I try to be as real as I can here but reposts of me naked is a lot right now.
Apologies.
Well, for some ungodly reason, some of you deem my posts shareable. And while flattering, it also kinda freaks me the fuck out a bit. So, for now, I've removed my casually nude photos. I try to be as real as I can here but reposts of me naked is a lot right now.
Apologies.
Good morning, friends.
Made it out of bed this morning. Even got some coffee.
Mood: 83% indifferent.
Made it out of bed this morning. Even got some coffee.
Mood: 83% indifferent.
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Good morning, friends.
Made it out of bed this morning. Even got some coffee.
Mood: 83% indifferent.
Made it out of bed this morning. Even got some coffee.
Mood: 83% indifferent.
Good morning, friends.
I believe I should address the inexplicable plethora of likes I received to a few of my photos the other day and the marked uptick in followers.
I am sorry. There's really nothing exciting here and all of my photos are pretty much the same. Also, I have no cat photos. 🤷
I believe I should address the inexplicable plethora of likes I received to a few of my photos the other day and the marked uptick in followers.
I am sorry. There's really nothing exciting here and all of my photos are pretty much the same. Also, I have no cat photos. 🤷
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Good morning, friends.
I believe I should address the inexplicable plethora of likes I received to a few of my photos the other day and the marked uptick in followers.
I am sorry. There's really nothing exciting here and all of my photos are pretty much the same. Also, I have no cat photos. 🤷
I believe I should address the inexplicable plethora of likes I received to a few of my photos the other day and the marked uptick in followers.
I am sorry. There's really nothing exciting here and all of my photos are pretty much the same. Also, I have no cat photos. 🤷
Good morning, friends.
Today I'm going to deliver my loads of grain that I had to cancel at the end of last year because the roads were undrivable due to heavy snow and ice. Current condition, significantly better, but not ideal.
Today I'm going to deliver my loads of grain that I had to cancel at the end of last year because the roads were undrivable due to heavy snow and ice. Current condition, significantly better, but not ideal.
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Good morning, friends.
Today I'm going to deliver my loads of grain that I had to cancel at the end of last year because the roads were undrivable due to heavy snow and ice. Current condition, significantly better, but not ideal.
Today I'm going to deliver my loads of grain that I had to cancel at the end of last year because the roads were undrivable due to heavy snow and ice. Current condition, significantly better, but not ideal.
Lost in the semi finals at curling earlier today. It was pretty good game but they were just a bit better then we were. Pretty worn out, might spend the rest of the day on the couch.
January 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Lost in the semi finals at curling earlier today. It was pretty good game but they were just a bit better then we were. Pretty worn out, might spend the rest of the day on the couch.
Good Sunday morning, friends.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Good Sunday morning, friends.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
Off to the semi finals at curling today. I really do enjoy that sport but fuck me, it can be hard on my tired old body at times.
I would kindly ask that you do not repost my photos. Thank you.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I would kindly ask that you do not repost my photos. Thank you.
Ok, I was victorious in curling earlier this evening. Which was definitely nice, considering I have done nothing physical for the last 2 weeks.
This was a really crazy day here for me and I am contemplating that.
But now, off to bed.
This was a really crazy day here for me and I am contemplating that.
But now, off to bed.
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Ok, I was victorious in curling earlier this evening. Which was definitely nice, considering I have done nothing physical for the last 2 weeks.
This was a really crazy day here for me and I am contemplating that.
But now, off to bed.
This was a really crazy day here for me and I am contemplating that.
But now, off to bed.
Somewhat unnerving amount of notifications for me this morning. I mean, really guys, I'm not all that peopley.
January 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Somewhat unnerving amount of notifications for me this morning. I mean, really guys, I'm not all that peopley.