Monkey Census Taker
@automationbias.bsky.social
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I run, play guitar and write software in rural-ish Massachusetts.
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
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honestly the bit right afterwhere he's like 'so why did you chose the DSA over the Democratic Party' and Mamdani is like ... "I didn't? I'm in both?' is even funnier
Calling it now - the first GOP convention after his death will feature an AI-generated keynote
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yeah so you dont need to just fucking talk about healthcare
TALK ABOUT THE MASKED GOON SQUADS
ICE's military raids and masked kidnappings are resonating deeply/negatively in the cultural spaces we keep hearing Dems need to reach: Manosphere, Joe Rogan, country music, disengaged voters. That's rare and it gives Dems a big opening to engage.

Thoughts on this:

newrepublic.com/article/2018...
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AOC: And they are able to radicalize a generation of young boys in particular, away from healthy masculinity and into an insecure masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them.
“[Editor’s note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]”
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We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
quotes from cybertruck owners
Oh babe, you’re so hot. I love your bulleted lists
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"How much have you heard about a White House official (Tom Homan) accepting a bag with $50,000 in cash in an undercover FBI investigation?"

A Little: 22%
A Lot: 14%

Nothing at all: 63%

YouGov / Oct 13, 2025
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The most powerful force in American politics today is anti-establishment rage at a system that’s rigged against most people.

Democrats should ignore the carping of corporate-backed Wall Street Democrats and embrace Zohran Mamdani and other young progressives as the future of the party.
Maybe? I got 12 texts from Janet Mills yesterday despite replying "STOP" to each one.
He’s a solid progressive who consistently wins working class Worcester area voters, but he also seems like the kind of guy who would be happy being in the house for his entire career. I guess we’ll see.
Jim McGovern is good, but I don’t know if he’d want it.
Did he ever have a proper goatee? I remember him having a soul patch when I saw them on the double trio tour.
Is that a woman’s watch? It’s so little on his giant ham wrist.
Maybe Moulton challenging Markey? Markey is too old to be running again, but Moulton is essentially a DINO. The only way this ends up being ok is if a progressive challenger also emerges.
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My son was 1 when leaders pledged to keep warming below 1.5C.

By his 11th birthday even 2C is dead.

I’m lost for words at the scale of this betrayal.
Government told to prepare for 2C warming by 2050
The Climate Change Committee said the UK should make climate change adaptions beyond the Paris Agreement.
www.bbc.com
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FOX: You said last week that you would swear in Grijalva whenever she wants. She has written a letter to your office. You have not sworn her in. Doesn't your resistance add fuel to the fire that this is about Epstein?

MIKE JOHNSON: No. This is another partisan manufactured thing
Maybe on the national scene, but in small towns/regions people do not forget about this stuff.
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To everyone who says, "But this won't matter": *MAKE IT MATTER.*

You have that power! This is not inside baseball and your friends and neighbors will likely be appalled. And if they're *not* appalled, don't be cynical yourself. Take the lead, give the cue.
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com