Austin Witherspoon
@austinwitherspoon.com
Ask me about dinosaurs
I write code and make music and one day will make a movie
I write code and make music and one day will make a movie
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How long can hundreds of strangers keep a baby alive?
YouTube video by Austin Witherspoon
youtu.be
Finally finished the video!
I'm going to have a baby soon, but I don't know how to take care of babies. So I made a simulator to learn from the public how to keep a baby alive.
youtu.be/bx4TK6liU_c
I'm going to have a baby soon, but I don't know how to take care of babies. So I made a simulator to learn from the public how to keep a baby alive.
youtu.be/bx4TK6liU_c
I have jury duty today and I am HYPED
if they dismiss me I'm going to flip my lid
if they dismiss me I'm going to flip my lid
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I have jury duty today and I am HYPED
if they dismiss me I'm going to flip my lid
if they dismiss me I'm going to flip my lid
What the hell guys!
"That was the final straw" is referencing the straw that broke the camel's back??!!
When were you going to tell me!
"That was the final straw" is referencing the straw that broke the camel's back??!!
When were you going to tell me!
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
What the hell guys!
"That was the final straw" is referencing the straw that broke the camel's back??!!
When were you going to tell me!
"That was the final straw" is referencing the straw that broke the camel's back??!!
When were you going to tell me!
Our baby just projectile coughed milk into my mouth
Just a warning, for those interested in having children
Just a warning, for those interested in having children
January 16, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Our baby just projectile coughed milk into my mouth
Just a warning, for those interested in having children
Just a warning, for those interested in having children
There's a Wikipedia category page called "Individual Rocks"
Unfortunately it doesn't list every rock that exists
But it's still surprisingly interesting to skim through
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
Unfortunately it doesn't list every rock that exists
But it's still surprisingly interesting to skim through
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
Category:Individual rocks - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 AM
There's a Wikipedia category page called "Individual Rocks"
Unfortunately it doesn't list every rock that exists
But it's still surprisingly interesting to skim through
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
Unfortunately it doesn't list every rock that exists
But it's still surprisingly interesting to skim through
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...
Don't let fear drive your life
You can use the popcorn button on the microwave
You can use the popcorn button on the microwave
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Don't let fear drive your life
You can use the popcorn button on the microwave
You can use the popcorn button on the microwave
Middle school insults have gotten advanced
Today I was told that I have a "reddit moderator voice" and it hurt me deeply
Today I was told that I have a "reddit moderator voice" and it hurt me deeply
January 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Middle school insults have gotten advanced
Today I was told that I have a "reddit moderator voice" and it hurt me deeply
Today I was told that I have a "reddit moderator voice" and it hurt me deeply
If aliens evolved underwater, I bet it would be craazzy when they finally made it to space and realized how far they could see
Like underwater visibility is measured in tens or hundreds of feet! Can you imagine going from that to seeing your solar system and stars millions of light years away??
Like underwater visibility is measured in tens or hundreds of feet! Can you imagine going from that to seeing your solar system and stars millions of light years away??
January 10, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If aliens evolved underwater, I bet it would be craazzy when they finally made it to space and realized how far they could see
Like underwater visibility is measured in tens or hundreds of feet! Can you imagine going from that to seeing your solar system and stars millions of light years away??
Like underwater visibility is measured in tens or hundreds of feet! Can you imagine going from that to seeing your solar system and stars millions of light years away??
It's really poor timing that now, of all times, they released a movie called Greenland 2: Migration
Do you think the people at lionsgate debated delaying the movie
Do you think the people at lionsgate debated delaying the movie
January 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
It's really poor timing that now, of all times, they released a movie called Greenland 2: Migration
Do you think the people at lionsgate debated delaying the movie
Do you think the people at lionsgate debated delaying the movie
Thanks everybody for checking out the wrapped! I figured maybe a dozen people would see it, but instead it was 500!
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Thanks everybody for checking out the wrapped! I figured maybe a dozen people would see it, but instead it was 500!
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
Seeing people *actually* use it makes me feel much less guilty about all of the time I spent on it
Reposted by Austin Witherspoon
AUSTIN THIS IS SO COOL AND ALSO I CANT BELIEVE YOU CUSTOMIZED IT FOR ME!!
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
AUSTIN THIS IS SO COOL AND ALSO I CANT BELIEVE YOU CUSTOMIZED IT FOR ME!!
Reposted by Austin Witherspoon
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped 2025 is here!
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped 2025 is here!
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
bluesky-nerdfighteria-wrapped.austinwitherspoon.com
(I crammed this in the last few days, let me know if you have any issues or questions!)
I'm a programmer and I'm bored
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
December 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm a programmer and I'm bored
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
ask me tech questions and I will answer in 3 words with either the real answer or a lie but I won't tell you which
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped coming soon. I had to sift through a LOT of data for this
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Bluesky Nerdfighteria Wrapped coming soon. I had to sift through a LOT of data for this
Somebody should tell @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social about the Dr pepper baby jingle on TikTok if he hasn't heard it yet
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Somebody should tell @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social about the Dr pepper baby jingle on TikTok if he hasn't heard it yet
TikTok is literally trying to sell me a swastika necklace what the fuck is happening
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
TikTok is literally trying to sell me a swastika necklace what the fuck is happening
I wish sigourney weaver was my mom
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I wish sigourney weaver was my mom
There's this Swedish guy named Max Martin that wrote I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys. He somewhat famously didn't know english very well and just wrote lyrics that felt good to sing. Later they rerecorded with lyrics that made sense but it was way less popular
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
There's this Swedish guy named Max Martin that wrote I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys. He somewhat famously didn't know english very well and just wrote lyrics that felt good to sing. Later they rerecorded with lyrics that made sense but it was way less popular
Skyler doesn't know what Daniel Craig sounds like outside of Knives Out and I think that's incredible
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Skyler doesn't know what Daniel Craig sounds like outside of Knives Out and I think that's incredible
It's crazy that Jurassic World had to make mutants like indominus rex and indoraptor when they could have just used an allosaurus
Famously the most coked out and aggressive dinosaur
You could write almost any crazy behavior and the dino community would go "yeah they probably did that"
Famously the most coked out and aggressive dinosaur
You could write almost any crazy behavior and the dino community would go "yeah they probably did that"
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's crazy that Jurassic World had to make mutants like indominus rex and indoraptor when they could have just used an allosaurus
Famously the most coked out and aggressive dinosaur
You could write almost any crazy behavior and the dino community would go "yeah they probably did that"
Famously the most coked out and aggressive dinosaur
You could write almost any crazy behavior and the dino community would go "yeah they probably did that"
Okay how is everybody pronouncing Calibri
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Okay how is everybody pronouncing Calibri
Last night I discovered that in Letterboxd if you shake your phone after midnight, gremlins appear
It was much more alarming as I was falling asleep
It was much more alarming as I was falling asleep
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Last night I discovered that in Letterboxd if you shake your phone after midnight, gremlins appear
It was much more alarming as I was falling asleep
It was much more alarming as I was falling asleep
We walked into a restaurant that has this horse lamp and it immediately had me bewitched, body and soul
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We walked into a restaurant that has this horse lamp and it immediately had me bewitched, body and soul
Birds are by definition dinosaurs, which means that dinosaur chicken nuggets are technically made of actual dinosaur meat
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Birds are by definition dinosaurs, which means that dinosaur chicken nuggets are technically made of actual dinosaur meat
Babies are like campfires in that when a bunch of people are around one, it's totally socially acceptable to go spend an extended period of time silent and dissociating while staring at it
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Babies are like campfires in that when a bunch of people are around one, it's totally socially acceptable to go spend an extended period of time silent and dissociating while staring at it