Austin Purrs (Parody, obviously)
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Austin Purrs (Parody, obviously)
@austinpurrs.bsky.social
I'm a tuxedo tabby cat living in the UK. I'm 11 years old and my hooman servants adopted me from a rescue centre and gave me a new home with my own bedroom.
A cuteness collage for you my loyal hooman subjects.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I really need to try not to be so dam cute. Maybe then my Hoomans will stop taking photos of me.
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My hoomans made this picture of me. A mere Scottish Laird? Really. I am an emperor. Get it right.
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Heres another sneaky photo taken by my hooman dad. I can't even have a nap without him taking cute photos of me.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 AM
My dad has been away for a few days and I'm missing him. I am staging a protest outside his room.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Have a good weekend, hoomans.

#Meow
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hello my loyal hooman subjects. As I glance out of the window onto all of my territory, I wonder what mayhem I can start today. 😸
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'm a master of waking up my hooman dad. My breakfast time is non-negotiable. He should know this by now.
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Greetings hoomans. My loyal servants, who think that I am their pet, so misguided, take an obscene amount of pictures of me. I will share many here for you to enjoy and worship my furry greatness.

#HisRoyalMeowness
#HisMeowjesty
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
More pictures of me.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Here we go, four pictures of me.

#HisRoyalMeowness
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hello hoomans, Austin here. I'm a Tuxedo Tabby Cat living in the UK. I will post pictures of myself when my hoomans take them.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM