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Mad Auntie Kristy

@auntiekristy.bsky.social

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wistful writer. reluctant poet. tired native. full of fire and bad metaphors. published under Kristine Wyllys. “the banshee of affirmations” -@morriswayts https://ko-fi.com/A457ISS she/her/eldritch abomination.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · Nov 4

Need a break from doomscrolling? Want to read a trauma dumped story before my therapist? WELL YOU’RE IN LUCK. THE PROMISED STORY IS COMPLETED:

trigger warnings for abuse, addiction, death, gambling, and general fuckery.

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My Mother’s White Devil: the final but not finale.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 6d

She really is the best of wives and best of women.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 6d

Ali swears by this one! I'm so excited to try it I'm doing dinner tomorrow night even tho it was 14's turn. 😂

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 6d

No more sad rice on the stove why can't I make it on the stove why is it always sad

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 6d

IT SAUTES! AND SEARS! IT SLOW COOKS AND HAS A BUTTON FOR QUINOA. I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER EATEN QUINOA IN MY LIFE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE SOCIETY IS TRYING TO PEER PRESSURE ME INTO IT MUCH LIKE KALE BUT IF I WANTED TO, IT HAS A WHOLE BUTTON FOR IT.

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 6d

I've been waxing poetically about @alwayscoffee.bsky.social for a decade and I'll continue for the rest of my decades because y'all. My girl. She is brilliant and kind and loyal and wise and funny and the purest of magics and I'm so bloody grateful for her.

Picture of a box containing a Hamilton Beach digital multicooker sitting on top of a black and white kitchen counter.

Picture of a Hamilton Beach multicooker sitting on a black and white marbled kitchen counter with white subway tiles in the background

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

!!!!!! 😭💖💖💖

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

THANK YOUUUUUU!! 💖💖💖

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

Thank you so very much, my love! 😭💖

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

You are a precious angel and I adore you so.

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

THANK YOU, DEAREST. 💖💖💖

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

THANK YOU, LOVELIEST! 💖💖💖

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

Thank you so muchhhh! 💖💖💖

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

I LOVE YOU SO VERY DEARLY

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

Bless. Thank you. 😭

Also !!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

ACTUALLY IM GONNA DO IT HERE I DIDNT ALT TEXT AGAIN I'M SO SORRY

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

I HAVE A PICTURE TO SEND YOU

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 20d

PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR NOT ALT TEXTING JUST THIS ONCE

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 22d

Thank you, always and forever, to all of you who did just that: helped a girl feed her family. Get to work. Buy medication. Start over basically from scratch. Y'all didn't just walk with me through some dark, scary times, you lifted me up through them and I will never, ever, not be grateful.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 22d

I have nearly killed myself with overtime the last few months but also we got 18's girlfriend here and we are 48 hours from move in day and you know. That's not too shabby for a girl who a handful of months ago needed help just feeding her family.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 27d

That sounds like a delightful weekend and i hope you have the best time. 💖💖💖

And bless. Thank you!

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 27d

I am so happy and relieved for you! 💖💖💖

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 27d

😭💖💖💖

You are my good thing and deserve all the best things.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 27d

Alright, lovelies. It's Friday morning. Auntie is a week from move in day, coming off another 50 hour work week, and having her Friday morning fountain drink which will be followed by a beer. My heart is heavy, my brain is stuffed, and I miss y'all like mad. Tell me some good things going on.

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Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 27d

I bring a kind of "Free Palestine" to the church gathering that the congregation doesn't know what to do with.

Mad Auntie Kristy @auntiekristy.bsky.social · 27d

In the midst of every awful thing (and some good things too, tbf), I've been obsessively tracking the Global Sumud Flotilla and there's one, ONE, tiny ship still sailing toward Gaza and I just ....

an older man with a beard is crying while wearing a suit .

Alt: An old man with white hair and a beard wearing a suit holding his hand to his mouth and crying.

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