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The Atomic Snap Theory

@atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social

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wedgie nerd in disguise. the world is my bully. feel free to share and repost, dm to request/suggest/chat. - 28 years - gay and asexual 🏳️‍🌈 - tighty whities - wedgie kink

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 8h

is this a valid reason to cut someone’s nap short, yes or no !?!? #wedgie #atomicwedgie #tightywhities

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 2d

the tag says large 😭 but yank on them as often as mine are and yeahhh, they kinda start to feel like XXL’s 🥲

The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 3d

locked in 😓🔐 #wedgie #atomicwedgie #tightywhities

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 3d

any bullies online looking to dish out a #wedgie ??? my waistband is just calling out for someone to yank it 😭

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wedgies0913.bsky.social @wedgies0913.bsky.social · 4d

Umm so ignore the atomic wedgie but my bicep looks good right? 😅

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 4d

wanted to see what i look like during my smoke breaks 😅 .. comin out for a cig with me ?! #wedgie #tightywhities

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 5d

bullies are known for being rude though 😭

The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 5d

someone in my dm’s said “nobody cares, give yourself another #wedgie and fcking cry about it” 🥲 oh

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 6d

woke up to see one of my posts got deleted… that’s super fucking irritating 💜

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Jayden The Knotty Wolf @jaytheknottywolf.bsky.social · 8d

You were warned

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 9d

“fart one more time and i swear to god i’ll make sure you’re the only one that smells it” … lets just say i thought he was bluffing 😭 #wedgie #atomicwedgie

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 10d

some of you’s do wayyy too much LMAOOO

The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 13d

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 14d

almost got stuck in this one… that alone makes this 10x dorkier than it original would’ve been 🥲 #wedgie #atomicwedgie

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 15d

would you ever wake somebody up from a peaceful slumber via atomic wedgie ? 🤔

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 16d

asked what i should be for a halloween and they said they’d atomic wedgie my whities into a makeshift mask.. not exactly what i had meant, but sure 😪😪

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🦇 Blimpy Batxotic (Oct 31)🦇🔞 @exoticcrystal.bsky.social · 16d

I think wedgies are underappreciated

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 16d

yeahhh, this really does it for me 😛 #atomicwedgie #tightywhities

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 17d

“imagine you go up, pay for one, then just turn around” -my friend upon seeing a pizza stand that sells ‘Wedgies’ 😭

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 18d

both size larges… except one is a brand new pair and the other has endured about 2 years of the worst, most atomic of #wedgie ‘s imaginable… can you tell which is which? 😭

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Kage @kwedgiez.bsky.social · Sep 6

mood rn

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 19d

“why do you wear such large underwear” the way i don’t and that’s just what happens when you’re a DAILY victim of atomic wedgies 🙃

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 19d

ever go to give a nerd a swirly but all the toilets are taken ???? off to the showers he goes 😎 #wedgie #atomicwedgie

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The Atomic Snap Theory @atomicsnaptheory.bsky.social · 20d

did laundry and now the whities are a little too tighty 😅 any squat or lean down results in an IMMEDIATE wedgie

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