Oliver Hawthorne
@atlanticcityreject.bsky.social
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Ex-Showman, general fuck-up.
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And all the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies.
What? You’re saying you feel better now that I’m in the room?

Rude. (/j)
Happy, uh, birthday? I don’t fuckin’ know.
Today is my 1 year Bluesky anniversary 🥳
Why can’t you just have normal trauma like the rest of us?
+ turned on him.

“Jesus, fuck!”
Part of Oliver wanted to just run, leave this guy to deal with the problem.

But he was trying to be better, so, against his better judgement, he sprinted forward, tackling the ghoul to the ground.

He groaned as he felt the flesh give, a sickening squelch as the ghoul’s skin tore free as it +
+ shot rang out and went wide, striking the doorframe.
“Uh, okay. Yeah, sure.”

Oliver stared, watching the feral slowly making progress on escaping. He took out his revolver and did his best to remember his training. Close one eye, deep breath in.

But the problem was… even with the training, he was a terrible shot. So when the door burst open, the +
Don’t send that freaky robot back here.
… are you talking to yourself?
it’s nice to meet you but it’s even better to meet me. my name is caroline mcpherson. i have two hundred and ninety hours on bast —
… this feels like the start of a hate crime.
are you one o' them homosexuals?
I don’t know??? Pick a size that’s close? Like shoes.
I don’t know??? Pick a size that’s close? Like shoes.
what if one's bigger than the other? or i'm in 'tween sizes?
Small, medium, large. Like everything else.
And you would? (He’s implying she ain’t got no boobs.)
I'm sure you would definitely know.
Boobs ain’t measured with letters.
Small, medium, large. Like everything else.
alright. what d'they call sizes?
it depends

you got the measuring one and then the holdin’ one
it depends

you got the measuring one and then the holdin’ one
what d'you think the bras 're for?
Nah, they got measuring bras for that.
Can’t trust anybody in this town.
Nah, they got measuring bras for that.
yes they are?
Boobs ain’t measured with letters.
Boobs ain’t measured with letters.
(He goes to work pouring it.)

Just thinking. Gotta try to make up with a whole buncha people… and I ain’t exactly the most likable guy.
scotch. on the rocks, if y' got 'em.

what's got y' so down?
Oh, uh, sure. What’s your poison?
Oh, uh, sure. What’s your poison?
room f' one more?
Drinking alone…. Again.