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Astrolean

@astroleanhq.bsky.social

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🚀 Custom Software Development - Web & Mobile Apps - SaaS & MVP Development - Scalable Solutions BOOK NOW → https://cal.com/astrolean/dev-shop-consultation-x

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Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 29

How do I build my app?”

Non-tech founder?

@Astrolean: Free dev/designer call → roadmap.
No fluff.

Book free → cal.com/astroleanhq/...

#BuildSmart #MVP

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 25

🚀 Custom Software Development

- Web & Mobile Apps
- SaaS & MVP Development
- Scalable Solutions

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Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 25

🚀 Custom Software Development

- Web & Mobile Apps
- SaaS & MVP Development
- Scalable Solutions

BOOK NOW → cal.com/astrolean/de...

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

#Startups #HustleCulture #12in12

@ycombinator @pmarca @ThisIsSethsBlog

PS: Startup #12 will be a course teaching this.
Pre-order now. Trust me.

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

10/ JOIN THE MOVEMENT:

Book a call to invest 0.0001 ETH in Startup #7:

→ Blockchain Pet Rock (with AI soul)

→ Vertical SaaS for Left-Handed Gardeners

→ My OnlyFans for pivot ideas

DM “GRIND” for my Notion template (free, but tips appreciated).

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

9/ TOOLS I USE:

→ @Canva (10/10 dentists agree my logos slap)

→ @Stripe (for the $0 processing fee)

→ @ChatGPT (writes my investor updates: “Metrics: 🤯”)

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

8/ PRESS COVERAGE:

Forbes: “The Zuckerberg of Garage Startups”

TechCrunch: “We Googled Him. Nothing Came Up.”

My Notes App: “BUY MILK.”

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

7/ WHY THIS WORKS:

→ Speed: I ship faster than Amazon returns

→ Hustle: Slept 3 hours total (hallucinations = free ideation)

→ Vision: My pitch deck is a TikTok slideshow with Lose Yourself audio.

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

6/ MONTH 6:

Startup #6: ChatGPT Therapist

→ User: Just me, crying into the API

→ Pivot: Now a Chrome extension that replies “🔥” to exes’ Stories

→ MoM Growth: ∞% (I used it once).

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

5/ MONTH 5:

Startup #5: DAO for Abandoned Side Projects

→ Members: Me, my sleep paralysis demon, and a crypto bot

→ Roadmap: Tokenize my Medium articles

→ Funding: Pre-seed round: $0 (but vibes are bullish).

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

4/ MONTH 4:

Startup #4: Revolutionary Social Media Scheduler

→ Market Fit: “If I capture 1% of the 7 billion humans…”

→ MVP: A Notion template that tweets “🧵👇” daily

→ Growth Hack: Bought a $5 Fiverr testimonial. *“Life-changing!” – @FakeUser123*

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

3/ MONTH 3:

Startup #3: “Uber for Laundry”

→ Revenue: $12 (washed my own hoodie 6 times)

→ Tech Stack: A WhatsApp group + Venmo

→ Exit Strategy: Acquired by my landlord for rent credit.

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

2/ MONTH 2:

Startup #2: NFT Toaster

→ Revenue: -$400 (minted 10 “artisanal toast” NFTs)

→ Breakthrough: Sold one to my roommate for ramen money

→ Pivot: Now a Web3 waffle iron.

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

1/ MONTH 1:

*Startup #1: AI-Powered Toothpaste Subscription*

→ Revenue: $30 (my mom bought 3 tubes)

→ Valuation: Priceless (I used GPT-4 for the slogan)

→ Next Step: Scaling to pets.

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

🚀 "BUILDING 12 STARTUPS IN 12 MONTHS (UPDATE: I AM UNSTOPPABLE)"

A thread for hustlers, dreamers, and people who think “burnout” is a myth

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

💡From Idea to $10k MRR in 30 Days (Guaranteed)

Tired of endless development cycles?

We ship AI apps that generate revenue in 30 days, or we work free.

- Y Combinator-approved process
- Used by 87% of our clients to secure funding
- Zero technical debt

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Dev Shop Consultation X

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

🤖 Your Competitors Are Using AI. Why Aren’t You?

AI isn’t the future – it’s NOW.

We’ll integrate AI into your business in 30 days:

- Automate 50% of manual tasks
- Boost sales with predictive analytics
- Cut costs by 35%+

Free pilot for first 3 clients.

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Dev Shop Consultation X | astrolean | Cal.com

Dev Shop Consultation X

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

🏥Websites That Cuts Costs by 40% (Guaranteed)

Tired of clunky, inefficient websites?

We build custom solutions that:

- Reduce operational costs by 40%+
- Slash manual work by 200+ hours/month
- Scale seamlessly to 1M+ users

Free ROI audit for first 5 clients.

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Dev Shop Consultation X | astrolean | Cal.com

Dev Shop Consultation X

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 24

Too much building.

Not enough marketing.

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 23

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Battle-tested…

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 23

8/ ⚖️ LAST WARNING

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PS: This…

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 23

7/ 🔥 VIRAL CHALLENGE

Reply with your clunkiest software struggle.
We’ll rebuild the worst one FREE.

Example: “Our CRM takes 17 clicks to update a contact”

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 23

5/ 📈 WHY CUSTOM SOFTWARE PRINTS MONEY

→ 300% ROI average (vs 27% for SaaS)

→ Zero Bloat: Pay only for what you NEED

→ IP Ownership: Turn cost centers into assets

→ Unfair Advantage: Features competitors can’t clone

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 23

4/ 🛠️ OUR BESPOKE STACK SMASHES STATUS QUO

→ AI/ML: @TensorFlow + @HuggingFace for predictive ops

→ Dev Frameworks: @SpringBoot + @Django for bulletproof scaling

→ Security: @HashiCorp Vault + custom penetration testing

→ UI/UX: @Figma-to-Code pipelines that ship 2x…

Astrolean @astroleanhq.bsky.social · Apr 23

2/ ⚡️ CASE STUDY: FROM $2M LOSS TO $10M PROFIT

Client: Logistics giant using 15+ off-the-shelf tools
Problem:

→ 40% slower order processing vs competitors

→ $1.2M/year in redundant SaaS fees

Our Fix:

→ Built custom TMS with @OpenAI demand forecasting

→ Automated 80% of…