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🖖 Crewman aboard the NX-01 Enterprise 🖖 👑 Queen of the Spreadsheets 👑 ☀️ Solarpunk ☀️ ⭐️ Neo-Luddite ⭐️ ✌️ Peacemonger ✌️ ✨ Non-Toxic Positivity ✨

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · Sep 23

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 1d

Audible not having a "Start Over" button seems like a huge oversight

for me specifically who listens to the same books over and over

(I can't be the only one)

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 4d

he went and hid in his room

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 4d

this is my most neurotic cat having A Concern about the Amalgamate dog in Undertale

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 5d

Took a nap, woke up feeling like garbage, high fever, etc

man oh man

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 5d

Being on call for work and having to check on a sickly cat every hour or so, while also getting my ass absolutely kicked by my seasonal vaccines

Send tea and snack and hugs

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 7d

Anyway, read Arcane Ascension, it's high fantasy with recursive time loops and queers

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 7d

I will say, a decade of writing Doctor Who fanfiction has very much prepared me for theory crafting for Arcane Ascension

Most of the fans don't seem to be taking time magic into account

Then I show up like "it's a recursive time loop with a bootstrap paradox in the mix, *obviously*"

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 7d

Found a declawed, starving cat on the roadside in the rain. “Lucky” needs urgent vet care for malnourishment, fleas, worms, and possible dental issues. Please help give them a second chance at life. 🍀💕

Every donation helps. If you can't donate, please share!
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Donate to Help Give Lucky a Second Chance at Life, organized by Jessica C

A few days ago, I found a young cat on the side of the road in the pouring rain, shi… Jessica C needs your support for Help Give Lucky a Second Chance at Life

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 7d

if anyone would like to join me: soundcloud.com/the-conet-pr...

The Conet Project

The Conet Project: Recordings of Shortwave Numbers Stations is a four-CD set of recordings of numbers stations, mysterious shortwave radio stations of uncertain origin believed to be operated by gover

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 7d

today is a "disassociate while listening to number stations" sort of day

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 9d

an elderly woman stands in front of a white board with the word singular written on it

ALT: an elderly woman stands in front of a white board with the word singular written on it

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 9d

I'm a big fan of clarifying questions. Me and my homies all love clarifying questions.

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 10d

yooo Light & Fit greek yogurt is fruit on the bottom! I love fruit on the bottom yogurt! what a delightful surprise!

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 10d

Everything is so much, all the time

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 10d

I'm using the word fight loosely here, to be clear

this is a pacifist run, but we have to put on a show for the audience

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 11d

crying like a wee baby child at the ending of the Mettaton EX fight

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 11d

I just got to explain to kiddo that you can just leave a game paused then switch inputs to watch tv, something we had to do all the time with Nintendo and Sega games, that didn't even occur to him

It's always a little wild to acknowledge how much technology has changed just in my lifetime so far

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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 11d

Thicc crocodile 🐊🌈

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 11d

Alphys is also an angel

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 11d

also it's not even a little heretical, repetitive motions and sounds help you meditate, which is the exact purpose of prayer

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 11d

as a neurodivergent person who would've absolutely loved monastic life: yes, rosaries are fidget toys

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 11d

The vet said she didn't need a cone buuut she ripped out one of her stitches so now she's in donut prison

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 11d

THE SPICE MUST FLOW

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Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 12d

From Beyond Review
8/10
Very gross practical effects!! Jeff Combs in a variety of sexily gross situations!! Barbara Crampton's A+ tiddies! Top notch body horror!!

Astor @astorblue.bsky.social · 12d

dunno how anyone could be impotent with Jeff Combs around tbh