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Astolpho

@astolphokitten.bsky.social

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2d/3d furry artist, VR nerd, whatever the therian version of a kindergartener is. Enjoyer of subby ageplay, clean diapers, and moms & dads! 18+ only. 💛 @jj-dogdog.bsky.social 💛 https://www.furaffinity.net/user/astolpho https://t.me/pebblemakes

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · Jul 30

So @jj-dogdog.bsky.social somehow gets to be both my boyfriend and my bully at the same time, even though I'm bigger than him? That doesn't seem fair. Dogs are the worst.

A tween doberman puppy has a tween lion cub cornered, holding his chin and saying "Go on, gatito. Say "Meow" for me. Meow like a little baby kitty." The doberman is wearing a shirt and shorts, but the lion cub is dressed in only a disposable diaper.

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 44m

IT WAS JUST ONE TIME!!

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 4h

The lion is actually extremely concerned - alarmed, even, and confused - by the sight of his teacher at the grocery store.

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 21h

Slushes, I'm legitimately concerned for your spinal health

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 1d

That makes sense! This particular complaint has entirely to do with spoken conversations, it's much easier to differentiate in text format for sure

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 1d

I promise I'm trying to meet you where you're at, but you gotta help me out a little!

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 1d

Like it would clarify things tremendously in the moment if instead of saying "oh, yeah, Kai loves office stationary," and making me ask who Kai is, they could instead say "oh, my alter, Kai, loves office stationary," so I understand this is something they experience despite not fronting for it

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I talk to plural systems, the way that they talk about their alters is no different from how singletons talk about other people, with the implicit assumption that I'm chapter-and-verse on the lore of all of their alters, which is always confusing to me.

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no, how humiliating!

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 1d

Chat, I think I need to work on finding a peer group that respects me

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 1d

The other day in VRchat, Gauge got up and put his, uh, region in my face, and when I complained, he said "You can't complain, you literally drew yourself in exactly this situation," and I said "Yeah, but did it look like I was having a good time??" and everyone else in the room yelled YES in unison

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 1d

I love this little guy

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 2d

Jonas you've just described my whole premise with Gauge

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 2d

Some people have to live their whole lives as dogs, and really, I feel for them,

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly, the most shocking thing to me about the whole thing is learning that Spencer's Gifts is still in business.

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 3d

consider: gelatin

Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 4d

I think I know what my needs are!

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 4d

Me and @jj-dogdog.bsky.social, just boys being, um, boys.

#littlespace #abdl #furryart

A doberman sitting on a lion, both of them in diapers, with the lion pinned beneath the dog. They're having an interesting conversation about how embarrassed the lion is to be in this position.

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 4d

I don't care if other people use it! But I won't!

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Soosh @5ushiroll.bsky.social · Jul 5

Daily Dragon 558
Proud mother

This species of dragon cannot breathe fire, but is able to set their scales ablaze. Normally this is quite a tough skill for babies to master, as it involves quite a bit of practice and concentration. But this little one was able to just figure it out one day, earning well deserved praise from mom

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 4d

I'm from California, I refuse to say "y'all."

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 4d

some years back, I saw an art tutorial video where the artist offhandedly pointed out that the plural of 'iris' is 'irides' and I looked it up to confirm that that was, in fact, correct, and it haunts me every time I draw eyes.

Chat, I regret to inform you that it's pronounced "Irideez."

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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 5d

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 4d

Every friend group has that one friend who you absolutely cannot take trick-or-treating with you because they WILL try to put their dick into every jack-o-lantern they encounter, and your candy haul will suffer for it. Look to your left, look to your right, if you don't see them, we know it's you.

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 5d

I fear this image gives me ideas

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Astolpho @astolphokitten.bsky.social · 5d

none of these genres sound real to me, they all sound like you can find it on poob

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