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Asteria
@asteriathehag.bsky.social
Head Witch In Charge at Hag Deal Gaming

#bivisibility #bigreaterinvisibilty
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Announcing our campaign to convert totally normal unsuspecting weirdoes into Daggerheart GMs.

#daggerheart #rpg #gmtips #fearmongers #tryingtomakethatathing

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Why You—Yes YOU—Should Run A Daggerheart Game | #daggerheart #ttrpg #gmtips #paxunplugged #dnd
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December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
#daggerheart players/GMs, real question:

It's been pointed out to me that I don't use the Spotlight System in combat. If I don't remember, I ask, "Who hasn't gone yet?" Do you think I'm losing something?

(This hasn't slowed things down; players tell me immediately.)
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
::me lamenting that I tried to edit a recording of myself in TikTok::

Me: ...but I do love the filters. They make me look less old and greasy.
Spouse: But those are the best things about you!

Get yourself a man who appreciates a hag.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Did you know there are companies whose entire business is making and selling backpacks/other bags online yet see no need to show photos of those bags' interiors?
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Stayed behind for thanksgiving because I picked up some virus at the con. Specifically had not restocked the kitchen cuz we were gonna be away for four days. Can't/won't order anything fun to eat today.

Glad I get to keep the cat company, and rest, but wish I at least had a pot pie in the freezer 😞
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Asked this helpful person for a selfie because "I love whiteboards and good signage." #paxunplugged #capricorn
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Man dressed as pirate: You look SPECTACULAR.
Me: Thank you!
Woman behind me in full blue Tiefling cosplay: Thank you.

#PAXUnplugged
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Who's got two pockets full of wine and is about to see some D&D comedy?
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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The Harvest Court contains multitudes, and our Poets no longer no whom, or what, to trust. It's been a long, weary road, after all, marked by loss and upheaval. But when the Queen of Harrows questions you, you don't want to lose your head...

www.hagdealgaming.com/episode-11-a...
Episode 11: A Harrowing
The Capital and The Queen
www.hagdealgaming.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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The South Parkian ethos of "conservatives being bad is preferable to liberals being annoyingly correct" has reached its apotheosis atop a mountain of child rape victims
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Wait why does Gen Z hate "I did a thing?" What do they say when they did a thing???
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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The moral of the story: forget about what AI *can* do.

Copyright and enshittification mean technology already works as well as companies want it to.

What is AI *likely* to do?
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is the drum I'll never stop beating, and I don't know why no one else is talking about it.

A parable:

Google and Sonos were in court for YEARS over whether my smart speakers were allowed to do the basic thing I bought them to do.

That resolved, for my purposes at least, but now...
To the extent that AI actually *could* make things faster, smoother, more practical and less confusing...it won't. Because that would require multiple proprietary softwares integrating seamlessly, and their owners don't want that. End of story.

IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD but for technology.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Okay I have to play fucking Disco Elysium already fuck
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
In the Facebook Era I tried to sell folks on the pneumonic CUFUF, for, "Can't Unfriend? Unfollow!"

These new lawless seas are tough--I don't know any of you weirdos--but it remains a good aspiration.
Instead of just replying “shut the fuck up” or dunking on people, I’ve moved into my blocking era.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sigh whhhhhyyyyy does this have to compete with the TTRPG Freeplay slots 😭
Join us on Saturday, Nov 22nd @ 8:00 PM ET in the Main Theatre at PAX Unplugged or twitch.tv/pax for the continuation of Acquisitions Inc!
Featuring @matthewmercer.bsky.social, Jeremy Crawford, @ifycomedy.com, @thatbronzegirl.bsky.social, @cwgabriel.bsky.social & @tychobrahe.bsky.social!
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Please share with anyone you know who's attending. (Or who still might!Single-day badges are still available.) I truly believe #daggerheart is designed so people can become GMs quickly--people want to play, now's a great time to learn by doing, and I will gladly help other GMs however I can.
October 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If I were Yamamoto I'd refuse to change out of my pajamas for this.
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I nominate roller derby.
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
After this I think everyone needs to walk Ohtani every time, for the rest of his career. For the bit.
October 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
This poor organist is just looking up new songs on the internet.
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Uh oh now I have to actually run them. (All three.)
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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being a writer is so embarrassing. like, "here's what my brain sounds like. hope exposure to this bullshit I soak in all the time changes your fucking life"
October 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM