Ass Crasher
@asscrasher.bsky.social
Host of the Crash Hole Comics hour
Promethea’s #1 fan ☀️ comic books & tarot 🏳️🌈🇵🇸 #nights #xmen #onepiece 💅
Promethea’s #1 fan ☀️ comic books & tarot 🏳️🌈🇵🇸 #nights #xmen #onepiece 💅
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Ass Crasher
@asscrasher.bsky.social
· May 25
Top 10 Most Powerful Comic Book Heroes 🪡
Honorable Mentions:
• Zatanna
• Raven
• Franklin Richards
#10 Scarlet Witch
Honorable Mentions:
• Zatanna
• Raven
• Franklin Richards
#10 Scarlet Witch
Learning that the kpop demon hunters songs were “ai assisted” or whatever is unsurprising because they suck
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Learning that the kpop demon hunters songs were “ai assisted” or whatever is unsurprising because they suck
Crazy to see my mutuals repost videos that explicitly call out their type of content
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Crazy to see my mutuals repost videos that explicitly call out their type of content
Anime fans are just straight up not fun to talk to; borderline retarded, even
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Anime fans are just straight up not fun to talk to; borderline retarded, even
Everyone talking about cutting off friends that cheat meanwhile I’ve had the opportunity to help a friend cheat and it was totally worth it lol. They’re no longer together cuz the other guy was genuinely awful (derogatory) so absolutely no regrets 💁♀️
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Everyone talking about cutting off friends that cheat meanwhile I’ve had the opportunity to help a friend cheat and it was totally worth it lol. They’re no longer together cuz the other guy was genuinely awful (derogatory) so absolutely no regrets 💁♀️
I like reading Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman a lot. But overall I find DC’s prime continuity/canon incredibly boring and safe compared to Marvel. Marvel characters are always caught up in the craziest soap opera ass scandals while DC often feels sanitized to fuck and back.
October 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I like reading Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman a lot. But overall I find DC’s prime continuity/canon incredibly boring and safe compared to Marvel. Marvel characters are always caught up in the craziest soap opera ass scandals while DC often feels sanitized to fuck and back.
Kenta is the mild mannered top and Kazu is the pillow princess
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Kenta is the mild mannered top and Kazu is the pillow princess
lol someone just liked, followed, and commented on one of my flavor girl videos calling it a great OC. Before I could correct her, she had already deleted the comment, unliked the video, and unfollowed me 😂
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
lol someone just liked, followed, and commented on one of my flavor girl videos calling it a great OC. Before I could correct her, she had already deleted the comment, unliked the video, and unfollowed me 😂
I followed a guy last night because he was so hot but now it’s the next day, I’m sober and awake, and hes actually just low key slightly repulsive
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I followed a guy last night because he was so hot but now it’s the next day, I’m sober and awake, and hes actually just low key slightly repulsive
Boyfriend is watching Digimon Tamers with me and after the episode where Jeri shows off her superior cards and links up with Leomon, he turns to me and says “I’m so glad everything is going great for her!”
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October 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Boyfriend is watching Digimon Tamers with me and after the episode where Jeri shows off her superior cards and links up with Leomon, he turns to me and says “I’m so glad everything is going great for her!”
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Image or Oni Press or Mad Cave or literally any comic publication should hire me to make advertising content because no offense to all of their representatives but I’m better at it
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Image or Oni Press or Mad Cave or literally any comic publication should hire me to make advertising content because no offense to all of their representatives but I’m better at it
People who complain about the cyclical nature of marvel and dc comics could never comprehend even the most basic soap opera that their mother loved. Imagine not being nerd enough to keep up with your auntie. Get game.
October 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
People who complain about the cyclical nature of marvel and dc comics could never comprehend even the most basic soap opera that their mother loved. Imagine not being nerd enough to keep up with your auntie. Get game.
About once a year one of my followers will message me asking for inspiration on what they should write about. It’s never the same person either. I’m not a teacher, or a writer. I’m not gonna tell you what to be inspired by because that’s weird and I also don’t care.
October 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
About once a year one of my followers will message me asking for inspiration on what they should write about. It’s never the same person either. I’m not a teacher, or a writer. I’m not gonna tell you what to be inspired by because that’s weird and I also don’t care.
I’m in a “kys” mood today
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I’m in a “kys” mood today
Religion is for people who can’t develop their own personality
October 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Religion is for people who can’t develop their own personality
A dark humored dramatization of the TBN dynasty and its many scandals starring Adrien Brody and Stephnie Weir as Paul and Jan Crouch
October 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A dark humored dramatization of the TBN dynasty and its many scandals starring Adrien Brody and Stephnie Weir as Paul and Jan Crouch
I’ve been mutuals with this guy on TikTok for a day and I already genuinely hate him so much lmao
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I’ve been mutuals with this guy on TikTok for a day and I already genuinely hate him so much lmao
I love queer allies cuz they’re usually kinda dumb but in like an innocent way. I told someone that using AI was homophobic and he believed me. Didn’t need to explain the environmental or economical problems it creates, he just didn’t want to be a bigot lol
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I love queer allies cuz they’re usually kinda dumb but in like an innocent way. I told someone that using AI was homophobic and he believed me. Didn’t need to explain the environmental or economical problems it creates, he just didn’t want to be a bigot lol
Not to promote a Marvel vs DC mentality, but DC fans take comic discourse so personally that it’s kind of concerning
October 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Not to promote a Marvel vs DC mentality, but DC fans take comic discourse so personally that it’s kind of concerning
I think I need a new job soon but I’m not good at anything else. Any recommendations? I’m so close to just selling feet pics for a side hustle but I hate feet and would rather something more stable
October 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I think I need a new job soon but I’m not good at anything else. Any recommendations? I’m so close to just selling feet pics for a side hustle but I hate feet and would rather something more stable
Calling all horror fans! Manually. Because TikTok is suppressing it in the general feed for being “too violent” or whatever
I’ve been posting a lot of horror comic content lately so please follow if that’s your jam 🖤
#comics #horror
I’ve been posting a lot of horror comic content lately so please follow if that’s your jam 🖤
#comics #horror
Cemetery Kids Run Rabid . @Oni Press #comic #comics #horror #dc #anime
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October 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Reposted by Ass Crasher
Last time, we explored the villains wrought by humanity's pursuit of artificial intelligence. But not every A.I. turns against us.
Next episode we look at those creations that chose to believe in humanity.
Awesome images from Machine Man 1-4, covers by Barry Windsor-Smith
#MarvelComics
Next episode we look at those creations that chose to believe in humanity.
Awesome images from Machine Man 1-4, covers by Barry Windsor-Smith
#MarvelComics
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Last time, we explored the villains wrought by humanity's pursuit of artificial intelligence. But not every A.I. turns against us.
Next episode we look at those creations that chose to believe in humanity.
Awesome images from Machine Man 1-4, covers by Barry Windsor-Smith
#MarvelComics
Next episode we look at those creations that chose to believe in humanity.
Awesome images from Machine Man 1-4, covers by Barry Windsor-Smith
#MarvelComics
Passions is the best show of all time
Passions Episode 1
YouTube video by Passions TvSeries
youtu.be
September 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Passions is the best show of all time
I cant do 3 more years of him. All the tariffs have fucked my pocket. Skipping meals and eating way less than im used to. Im just always hungry now. I don’t think ive felt full in months, and Im only just satisfied like once a week now. The stomach aches and the head hurts. But gotta pay the rent!
September 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I cant do 3 more years of him. All the tariffs have fucked my pocket. Skipping meals and eating way less than im used to. Im just always hungry now. I don’t think ive felt full in months, and Im only just satisfied like once a week now. The stomach aches and the head hurts. But gotta pay the rent!
The hottest guy I follow on TikTok has less than 300 followers and I think that’s crazy like can you imagine looking like a cross between Henry Cavil and Joe Manganiello but nobody knew?? Wild
September 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The hottest guy I follow on TikTok has less than 300 followers and I think that’s crazy like can you imagine looking like a cross between Henry Cavil and Joe Manganiello but nobody knew?? Wild
Wendy’s gave me a voucher for the order they messed up. Used it tonight. They messed the order up again…
September 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Wendy’s gave me a voucher for the order they messed up. Used it tonight. They messed the order up again…