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@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 1d

12ish years ago I heard "We're not gonna take it" in an elevator... I turned to my wife and said "This is how the world ends"

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@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 1d

Got a new stove, works with my smart home. If I was a smarter YouTuber I probably should have recorded myself setting it up.

@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 2d

I had to tell my wife that I'm not going to be going to my job because I've decided to put a ballroom in our backyard that that is going to take all my focus for the next 3 years.

@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 2d

Oh and @markhamillofficial.bsky.social plays the Major beautifully.

@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 2d

Watching The Long Walk(2025). Loved the short story as a kid. This movie is everything I hoped it would be.

The Long Walk (2025) ⭐ 7.1 | Thriller

1h 48m | R

www.imdb.com

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@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 3d

Hopefully they use that money to take dance lessons.

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Barracks Life 🇺🇸🪖🌈 🎃 @barrackslife.com · 4d

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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 5d

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

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@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 4d

You mean the ICE agent's gun went off while he was busting a car window injuring the Marshal and one other person. Don't bury the lead.

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Anti-Fascist Collective… @wtafc.bsky.social · 5d

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 5d

MAGA likes to brag that Trump collected more than $2 billion in tariffs. Dude, that's YOUR money he took. And he just gave $40 billion to bail out Argentina!

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@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 6d

And he hired (and was upset by Jeffery Epstein poaching) AN UNDERAGE MASSEUSE from Mar a Largo.

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@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 8d

Unconfirmed sequel to The Goonies.

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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 8d

52 years ago
The Stooges pose for a portrait backstage at the Whisky A-Go-Go, October 1973 in West Hollywood

Front row L-R: Iggy Pop, Scott Asheton
Back row L-R: Scott Thurston, Ron Asheton, James Williamson

Photo by Michael Ochs

#rock #protopunk #thestooges #history #punkrockhistory

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@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 8d

New glasses, who dis?

@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 8d

UGH the Sumo at London's Albert Hall live stream on Pluto.tv is really bad. I was hoping by day 3 they would have the bugs worked out. #sumo I guess @plutotvca.bsky.social wasn't expecting how popular this would be.

@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 10d

Hey Google... How many teachers can be paid with 40 f@#king billion USD?

@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 10d

Oh they can find this but still can't find Epstein Files.

@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 10d

Reply with an image you can hear. (Hey am I doing this right, I don't know how things work)

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@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 11d

If only.....

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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 12d

The photographer deserves a medal.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Friz(ombie!) @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 11d

STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]

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@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 11d

Even before reading the comments my brain said "follow this guy"

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@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 11d

This made me spit out a mouthful of beer.

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@JoeASHC @asmarterhomecanada.com · 13d

Hey! He wasn't sitting on his fat ass! He was busy deciding what classified documents would look best in a Mar-o-lago bathroom!

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