Ash
@ash2000.bsky.social
It's Ash, k? Non-breaking space invader. Rainbow flag emoji (🏳️🌈). he/him. This account and its views are personal obvs. #Brisbane, #Australia. aka https://bne.social/@ash
"Hello to the baby" I say, spotting the cockroach and reaching for the spray, as if my brain hasn't been completely rotted by things on the internet that nobody else has seen, let alone remembers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"Hello to the baby" I say, spotting the cockroach and reaching for the spray, as if my brain hasn't been completely rotted by things on the internet that nobody else has seen, let alone remembers.
TGIF. You mean it's not? Well let's make it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
TGIF. You mean it's not? Well let's make it.
We all know sitting is bad for you, which is why today we're introducing our latest concept for the stand-up toilet
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
We all know sitting is bad for you, which is why today we're introducing our latest concept for the stand-up toilet
Hail keeps bouncing into my apartment ❄️ #BNEWeather #BNEStorm
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Hail keeps bouncing into my apartment ❄️ #BNEWeather #BNEStorm
I wrote a letter to ChatGPT and I'm waiting patiently to find out what it responds before posting it here.
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I wrote a letter to ChatGPT and I'm waiting patiently to find out what it responds before posting it here.
Ninajirachi won three ARIAs, taking home the Breakthrough Artist, Solo Artist, and Independent Release Awards. The whole album is the exact weird shit I need, and this music vid is exceptional https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWl1Tu9oZmY
#NowListening
#NowListening
Ninajirachi - Fuck My Computer (Official Video)
ⁱ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵘᵗᵉʳᶜᵒᶻ ⁿᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᵏⁿᵒʷˢ ᵐᵉ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳⁱᵗ ˢᵃʸˢ ᵐʸ ⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱᵗ ˢᵃʸˢ ņ̶̜̘͓͔̟̩̮̝́͂͐ͅi̴̺̬͐́n̶͈̩͝a̴̢̧̟̰̞̪̝̥̿̐̏̊̌ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ⁱᵗ...
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November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ninajirachi won three ARIAs, taking home the Breakthrough Artist, Solo Artist, and Independent Release Awards. The whole album is the exact weird shit I need, and this music vid is exceptional https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWl1Tu9oZmY
#NowListening
#NowListening
What a track. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxWjiaAJ3ZY #NowListening
Portugal. The Man - Denali
Stream 'Denali' everywhere - https://portugaltheman.ffm.to/denaliFollow Portugal. The ManWebsite: http://www.portugaltheman.comFB: https://www.facebook.com/p...
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November 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
What a track. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxWjiaAJ3ZY #NowListening
The road is very bumpy, so as I try to configure the air conditioning on the car's touch screen I accidentally tap the ejector seat instead. Thankfully it has a confirmation, “are you sure you want to quit?” But as I reach to hit “no” the car hits another bump and moments later the rockets ignite…
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The road is very bumpy, so as I try to configure the air conditioning on the car's touch screen I accidentally tap the ejector seat instead. Thankfully it has a confirmation, “are you sure you want to quit?” But as I reach to hit “no” the car hits another bump and moments later the rockets ignite…
Another coffee shop, Good Good. Industrial polished concrete floors, and the menu projected on the wall in art deco gold and chrome. A place where everyone knows your name and a decaf, lactose free flat white for $7.30.
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Another coffee shop, Good Good. Industrial polished concrete floors, and the menu projected on the wall in art deco gold and chrome. A place where everyone knows your name and a decaf, lactose free flat white for $7.30.
Ok I'm getting frustrated and this is the last shitpost of the day, but someone should really stop Apple from making software. They're just so bad at it 💀
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ok I'm getting frustrated and this is the last shitpost of the day, but someone should really stop Apple from making software. They're just so bad at it 💀
Lets Encrypt: run this command and it's done.Apple app signing: first, summon a demon.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Lets Encrypt: run this command and it's done.Apple app signing: first, summon a demon.
I want the wubs to sound wet
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I want the wubs to sound wet
So what's everyone up to? I started and finished work early, and now I'm feeling a bit zonked tbh.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
So what's everyone up to? I started and finished work early, and now I'm feeling a bit zonked tbh.
It really is frustrating as a man that men's fashion has so many, highly functional pockets
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It really is frustrating as a man that men's fashion has so many, highly functional pockets
the main problem with working from the office is hungry 😤
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the main problem with working from the office is hungry 😤
Are we all ready for the year 2026? Only 1,260 hours to go.
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Are we all ready for the year 2026? Only 1,260 hours to go.
🏳️🌈 Brisbane LGBT+ & Allies In Tech Drinks happening on Thursday. If you haven't already, check out the event page and consider coming along!
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
🏳️🌈 Brisbane LGBT+ & Allies In Tech Drinks happening on Thursday. If you haven't already, check out the event page and consider coming along!
A new pilates studio has opened in my building and the promo material is all soft light and rows of identical, moisture-free white women moving black be-leggingsed legs in time with rote precision. Where is the inclusivity in that? Why is nobody offering hairy bear pilates?
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A new pilates studio has opened in my building and the promo material is all soft light and rows of identical, moisture-free white women moving black be-leggingsed legs in time with rote precision. Where is the inclusivity in that? Why is nobody offering hairy bear pilates?
This has a behind the scenes vid over on Insta which makes me very happy https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK2b7sFRuXy/
Subtronics on Instagram: "WONKY ITCHY SCRATCHY BRAIN MUSIC"
249K likes, 5,583 comments - subtronics on June 13, 2025: "WONKY ITCHY SCRATCHY BRAIN MUSIC".
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November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This has a behind the scenes vid over on Insta which makes me very happy https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK2b7sFRuXy/
I need scratchy, itchy brain riddim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQDM84Fi8U #NowListening
Subtronics - Itchy Scratchy
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November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I need scratchy, itchy brain riddim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQDM84Fi8U #NowListening
I want to assure you that here at Trusted Shitposter, we take posting shit very seriously.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I want to assure you that here at Trusted Shitposter, we take posting shit very seriously.