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StaticParasite

@artsyparasite.bsky.social

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 20d

"Come one come all! for im doing a Deal on your Lifeline!"
Comissions are reopened with some Fun-Sized discounts and "GrabBag" Extras to bat!

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 1d

4/4 I guess if you want a real incentive, do it if you want big bellies drawn or something or want to watch me possibly eat tacobell in December.

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 1d

3/4 either way im not. begging for money or, going to get pissy if nobody commissions me im just opening them back up since im seeminly recovering and the money could be of use with what were about to go though so,

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 1d

2/4 so maybe the last week of October il open them back up in hopes of making a little bit of money to raise to support ourselves during the move but also in the future considering its not going to be easy to just. leave.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 1d

1/4 So. i might, open back up commissions in the coming days since, my family (Besides my shitty father) are going to need the funds to move out (and get away from the shitty father).

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 8d

Im going to be canceling comissions for this month. It's not like any of you people care about anything besides seeing fat people but. I might as well give you the heads up.

Im sorry.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 1d

can we bring this dinky ass fella back

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 3d

why is this getting this much attention. do i draw this creature for the populous..

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 3d

yeag this is sillay. i will be this creature now.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 8d

Im going to be canceling comissions for this month. It's not like any of you people care about anything besides seeing fat people but. I might as well give you the heads up.

Im sorry.

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Blooper🐼🏳️‍⚧️ @blooperstupid.bsky.social · 10d

Just animated peak
#blender3d

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Nyx The Bat @nyxthebat.vtubers.social · 10d

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 10d

Such an ordinary what?

a man in a black suit and tie is smiling .

ALT: a man in a black suit and tie is smiling .

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 13d

Silly postcard from the silly gang. doing. something that displeases jade.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 12d

Ok im switching to euros next month if you want a com id say get it now

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 13d

Silly postcard from the silly gang. doing. something that displeases jade.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 13d

Hawkcrow.

StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 14d

youtu.be/2gr0TtEbuMU?...
Bsky doesnt like my 100+mb video so heres a youtube link h.

Voices of the void // Stream trailer.

YouTube video by ArtisticParasite

youtu.be

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᲼scribble @scribble72.bsky.social · Aug 20

Im hoping I don't have to but if I do imma need someone's help, I wanna get on HRT but the establishing appointment at planned parenthood was like 600 bucks, i canceled that and im gonna try again cuz I hope that I just filled my insurance wrong but if it's not covered im gonna need help with DIY

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c4rtriidge 🍉 @c4rtriidge.bsky.social · 14d

halloween raccoon!!!

amazing comm by @artsyparasite.bsky.social

a drawing of a fat female anthro raccoon, wearing a purple and orange dress and gloves, as well as a witch hat. the raccoon also has bat wings.

the first drawing, but the raccoon is male.

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StaticParasite @artsyparasite.bsky.social · 14d

Ok i gotta know if this is a 200iq idea for a story or not.

What if there was a guy who, gets turned into a wendigo, but instead of craving human flesh he gets cravings for the burgers specifically at their smalltown/downtown burger restaurant. And thats how they find "it" out.