Now I don’t claim to be an expert in cunnilingus ma’am, but I am a bit of a…

*Kid Rock Voice*

Making good progress on the basement den makeover. Lots more to do but boy is it getting cozy

One cool thing about everything being catastrophically expensive is that I can put away $300 of groceries in about 5 minutes, whereas any time before it would take upwards of 25-30. That’s efficiency baby, what a country!!!!

Finally got a damn Betamax player. Guy I bought it from threw in all his tv recorded movies too.

Blue Velvet is effective in part because it captures the dreamlike horror of your friend taking you to see one of their friends and it's just weird as hell

Wife requested an Ethan Hunt shirt to wear for the Mission: Impossible premiere so I threw this together and printed it real quick like

My love affair with halftones continues to grow. Just wrapped up printing a ton of new merch for one of my fav bands for over 25 years now 😵‍💫 Squad Five-O

Ya gotta love 1980’s subtlety and tasteful celebration of culture.

Got a jacket tonight for a song that I’m gonna be annoying about forever

Saw this behind the scenes news piece on Space Ghost and it is incredible that it was entirely done using analog tech and nothing digital. The idea of reusing 30 year old animation in this context was a first too. They basically created a whole new animation process from scratch for the show.

When I definitively know an answer on Jeopardy and nobody rings in, you better believe I’m making a BIG show of it.

If I know Final Jeopardy and they all biff it, buddy I turn into a rocketship and shoot through my damn roof.

@kirkdemarais.bsky.social you’re never going to believe what I found at a vintage stock

This is the fakest sounding year ever, 60’s sci fi movie sequel ass year

Bought the smallest console tv I’ve ever seen in my life.

giving thants

Yall ever bought your friend from high school’s recently deceased dad’s first prosthetic leg?

Is this place good yet or is it still annoying?