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artesiansedan.bsky.social
@artesiansedan.bsky.social
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Reading. Gaming. Textile arts. Music. Cooking / baking. JLPT N3. Born in the 1900's. Soon-to-be first time (single) dad. Straight-lace and mild in the streets (posts), way too horny in the sheets (replies and likes). Like farms are insta-blocked.
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#promosky for Oct? 🤷🏻‍♂️

🎮: (J)RPGs, retro, 原神/HSR
🎶: All sorts, esp. older and international
📚: F/SF, classics, etc.
🥧: Baking / cooking
🪡: Cross stitch, embroidery, quilt
🤓: JLPT N3

I follow a whole mix and interact in my own way. So SFW on my feed generally, NSFW if you poke around, that's on you 😌
Excuse me, cuddling weather is definitely upon us 🥱😴
What are the creators smoking over there? 👀 😆
Kind of feeling the Halloween vibe in Go that just popped up 😌

Haven't been very game-y the last week or so, not really any PS or Switch or anything, taking it easy. But at least keeping up catch and spin streak 🤷🏻‍♂️
Can my new goal weight be 95 lbs, but in, like, a healthy way? 👀
Oh by the way, I do tend to keep it lighter on the language most of the time. But I was a sailor for over a decade, so I legit have the mouth of a sailor, and the filter comes off when agitated, so
a little girl is riding a scooter on a concrete surface
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The problem with this off the wall thing people I guess made up, tummy Tuesday? I fucking hate the word "tummy" 🫩 Thank fuck it's not more widespread on my feed.
I mean, wouldn't we all? 🙂‍↕️
At least it's not spelled Lindaugh or something? 😆
We'll make sure your hole doesn't know what hit it 😏
Now be a good boy and get that toy out of the way, so I can pound out some of the workday frustration on you 😌 😘
Def need a closer, hands-on view 👀
And yes, I could've done a sandwich, but eh 🤷🏻‍♂️
Living my best, most glamorous life, having toast for lunch so that the bread doesn't go off in the next couple days.

But ngl, good toast can slap, so I'm not mad 🍞
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Wtf is wrong with people? Nothing in any social media is like a contract where the other person has to reply, acknowledge, or give access to any more of themselves than they want to. Ugh, people suck
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future.
Current suggestions are:

Harry Potter (no one on the team knows anything about it though, so why?)
Mario
Minions, with boss as Gru

Just: no
Ugh, why do work places always have to want to do like, team Halloween outfits (or secret Santa or whatever). I'm not a joiner at heart, and I don't want to be part of your weird half-hearted shit costume 😭
Someone at work made cookies for the break room, and made tiny ones with the scraps 😮😍🐿️
Somehow, it's felt like 11pm for about 4 hours, when I only got home from work about 4 hours ago?

I dunno, but ready for bed at 9pm, so I might be 90 years old, FYI
What a Messica. Finishing laundry yesterday, couldn't find one of the static dryer sheets. Just took off my over shirt for the day, felt something under my undershirt, and was apparently padding my man bra with it all day 🤦🏻‍♂️
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