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β•‘ ❝𝙾𝙺, πš‘πšŽπšŠπš πš’πš— lΜ₯ π™ΌπšŠπš”πšŽ πš–πšŽ πš™πš›πš˜πšžπš lΜ₯❞ β•‘
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⛀ 21+ π”ͺ𝔲𝔫

#MVRP #MarioRP #NintendoRP #SuperPrincessPeachRP
β«» SO sorry it's been so long - personal and family matters were getting in the way!

β«» putting this out again - if you have anything ongoing with me and want to continue it feel free to DM me or tag
β«» sorry for the delay in replies, i am totally swamped with work this week - i’ll do my best to get to everything tonight or tomorrow
Then again, the Hammer Bro was in no position to split hairs, a conclusion he made a little too late. Not after having veered into the hinterlands of this woman's island and then hauling himself onto the beach on which he now stood.

"Whatever ya say. Y'know where to get food or something?"

(2/2)
He squinted at Eve's first reply, having failed to understand the connotation of the word 'aquatic' yet again, and the most his intellect could manage was a delayed "...Oh."

As for the latter part, he harbored a measure of disbelief. He was used to authorities looking far more fearsome.

(1/2)
β€œ i didn’t say you were a fish. i said you didn’t look aquatic. some turtles are aquatic. β€œ

both hands on her hips, she cocked her body to the side. despite his less than welcoming demeanor, she doesn’t seem bothered. not even remotely.

β€œ i say that because you’re on *my island and i β€”>
The question wasn't a new one. His passively burnt ego took it as a jab, one he was well used to swallowing down on account of his better judgment.

The word aquatic took a bit for him to parse - he's barely seen water since the Island.

"Do I look like a fish to you, girly?"

(1/2)
Giving her a discreet once-over, the Koopa spoke up again with unnecessary prickliness, without waiting for a reply. "I ain't lost. You lost? Who're you, anyway?"

...So he was lost, yeah, but she seemed *too* nice for a stranger. And as with any nice human woman, he instantly distrusted her.

(2/2)
The question wasn't a new one. His passively burnt ego took it as a jab, one he was well used to swallowing down on account of his better judgment.

The word aquatic took a bit for him to parse - he's barely seen water since the Island.

"Do I look like a fish to you, girly?"

(1/2)
@armyhammerbro.bsky.social

tipping her head to the side. seeing non-human people was slowly getting more and more common, but this one is different! he isn’t a mink. at least, she doesn’t think so?

β€œ my, and who are you? you must be dreadfully lost. and you don’t appear to be aquatic. β€œ
The Hammer Bro clicked his tongue. "Oh, personal, huh? Because I don't see your name on it, girly! This sure as hell looks like a ton of work for something 'personal.' In fact, it just looks like... well, work."

(2/2)
He watched her stow away the seeds, noting with internal irritation a missed opportunity to snatch them before she could keep staring at them, or whatever girls do with those things.

(1/2)
β«» and i've still got some more lore and other information to add to his pinned, so hopefully i'll manage to get off my lazy ass and get it in here
β«» i prefer to keep OOC on this profile to a minimum but i just want to say THANK YOU for the interaction so far!

β«» it always pleasantly surprises me to see folks giving some love to this obscure canon

β«» i've got a few more starters to do, thank you for your patience i have been irl swamped lately
β€œA disturbance, eh? What could you POSSIBLY mean by that?”

Flashing an eerie grin…

β€œSounds like it’s all in your own head.”
i can not help but feel there’s some kind of disturbance within the multiverse .

i just hope bowser has nothing to do with this .
While he was getting used to the idea of multiple versions of him, he wasn't going to let that human waif out of his watch in ANY universe. She was NOT going to win while he had anything to say about it.

"MAGUS!" Army Hammer Bro yelled simply as he blasted through the library doors.

(2/2)
@silly-square-steel.bsky.social

Serena might not want to squander this opportunity, but Army Hammer Bro would.

He was sick of her hunerking down in the library, poring over this book and that scroll about some blue-skies magic that most people couldn't even touch with their own two hands.

(1/2)
A dark amber concoction was promptly slid over to him in a small glass by a bartender upon his arrival at the counter, which was met with a scaly hand slipping a pack or ream of some sort in the other direction, looking around furtively and making sure his hand covered as much as possible.

(2/2)
@fightingdetective.bsky.social

Bars were never the kind of place for a grumpy, antisocial, and short-tempered man, and Army Hammer Bro knew it.

That said, when the Koopa needed a seedy place to duck out, with no obligation or expectation of his presence, he knew where to go.

(1/2)
The forest was light and seeped with natural and clean air, quite easy to navigate were one to know where they entered and exited, and scattered with songbirds and animals.

He despised this place. All he wanted to do was breathe in some fresh, volcanic ash and be done with this operation...

(2/2)
@abakinggoldpup.bsky.social

His routine sidetrack had spiraled into a full-on meltdown. He couldn't find where he'd left his Clown Car, and he couldn't possibly tell which way was up.

Now, Army Hammer Bro, a decidedly unwoodsy person, found himself in the forest, with not a soul in sight.

(1/2)
A dark speck in the sky loomed, seeming to grow bigger and bigger from ground level, until finally it made itself known. A large, wooden airship descended to meet them, the design vaguely dated or somewhat antiquated, with its bow capped with an iron relief of Bowser's far more familiar face.

(2/2)
"Weren't expecting guests, were you, Princess?" the Hammer Bro began with a cat-that-ate-the-canary grin playing across his saurian beak, not having expected such meager resistance.

"I bet ya don't even remember me," he continued, "but maybe a trip to the old castle'll jog your memory!"

(1/2)
-She definitely was in shock,

As she wasn't expecting to get jumped by an army, it was extremely confusing but also nerve wracking-

"Oh...oh no-"
…Then again, it felt like her. Sitting placidly, unprotected, oblivious. He would never allow himself to pass this up.

With a whisper from the commander, the two Hammer Bros at his side dispersed, lying in wait. Then, at Army’s signal, they emerged and descended upon @skyshad0ws.bsky.social…

(2/2)
…Then again, it felt like her. Sitting placidly, unprotected, oblivious. He would never allow himself to pass this up.

With a whisper from the commander, the two Hammer Bros at his side dispersed, lying in wait. Then, at Army’s signal, they emerged and descended upon @skyshad0ws.bsky.social…

(2/2)
He couldn’t believe his eyes.

The fact that he had only his two Hammer Bro guards with him - and not the entire battalion he had led into her castle in bygone days - felt painfully inopportune.

He wasn’t even willing to think twice, given all those strange brushes with other worlds…

(1/2)
β«» where's that stupid image everyone on #MVRP uses...

β«» i'll get to starters after running errands today, unless you'd like to start, in which case just tag me in your post but PLEASE also like this post too so i can keep track
⛧════╣𝔫𝔬, π”―π”’π”žπ”©π”©π”Άβ‹― 𝔦𝔰 π”₯𝔒 ɁΜ₯╠════⛧

β‹™ πšœπšπš›πš˜πš—πšπšŽπš› πšπš‘πšŠπš— πšπš‘πšŽ πš›πšŽπšœπš 𝚘𝚏 πšπš‘πšŽ πš‘πšŠπš–πš–πšŽπš› πš‹πš›πš˜πšœ. ɁΜ₯ πš•πš’πš”πšŽπš•πš’.

β‹™ πš‘πšŽ'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 πšπš’πšœπš™πš›πš˜πš™πš˜πš›πšπš’πš˜πš—πšŠπšπšŽ πšœπšπš›πšŽπš—πšπšπš‘ πšπš˜πš› πš‘πš’πšœ πšœπš’πš£πšŽ (𝔱π”₯𝔦𝔰 π”ͺ𝔲𝔰𝔒 𝔦𝔰 5'6 lΜ₯), πšŠπš—πš πš‘πšŽ 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚜 πš‘πš’πšœ πš‘πšŠπš–πš–πšŽπš›πšœ 𝚝𝚘 π”‘π”’π”³π”žπ”°π”±π”žπ”±π”¦π”«π”€ 𝚎𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝.

β‹™ β‹―πš‹πšžπš πšπš‘πšŠπš'𝚜 πšŠπš‹πš˜πšžπš πš’πšοΌŽ πš‘πšŽ'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 πš—πš˜ πš™πš˜πš πšŽπš›πšœ 𝚘𝚏 πš‘πš’πšœ πš˜πš πš— - πš“πšžπšœπš 𝚊 πš•πš˜πš 𝚘𝚏 π”žπ”‘π”―π”’π”«π”žπ”©π”¦π”«π”’.
⛧════╣𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔬𝔯π”ͺπ”žπ”±π”¦π”¬π”«β• β•β•β•β•β›§

β‹™ π™±πš˜πš πšœπšŽπš›'𝚜 πš•πš’πšŽπšžπšπšŽπš—πšŠπš—πšοΌŽ

β‹™ πšπš‘πšŽ π”™π”¦π”Ÿπ”’ 𝔖𝔠𝔒𝔭𝔱𝔒𝔯 𝚠𝚊𝚜 πš’πš— πš‘πš’πšœ πš‘πšŠπš—πšπšœ, πšŠπš—πš πš‘πšŽ'πš•πš• πš—πšŽπšŸπšŽπš› πšπš˜πš›πšπšŽπš πš’πšοΌŽ πš—πš˜πš , πš™πšŽπš›πš–πšŠπš—πšŽπš—πšπš•πš’ πšŒπš‘πšŠπš—πšπšŽπš πš‹πš’ πš’πšπšœ 𝔭𝔬𝔴𝔒𝔯, πš‘πšŽ πšœπšŽπšŠπš›πšŒπš‘πšŽπšœ πšπš˜πš› 𝔯𝔒𝔳𝔒𝔫𝔀𝔒, 𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚒 𝚝𝚘 πš‘πš˜πš•πš πšπš‘πšŠπš 𝔯𝔒𝔩𝔦𝔠 πš˜πš—πšŒπšŽ πš–πš˜πš›πšŽβ‹―

β‹™ πšœπšπš›πš˜πš—πšπšŽπš› πšπš‘πšŠπš— πšπš‘πšŽ 𝔬𝔱π”₯𝔒𝔯𝔰 ɁΜ₯