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Arkaydian
@arkaydian.bsky.social
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 7h
Speedball: "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself in this mess. Well, it all started when Veda dropped me off at the airport..."
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 9h
Good luck getting any dough outta TKO's money-grubbing hands. At best, they may look into buying some charcuterie boards wholesale to send out... 😜
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 9h
Just one typo and your whole post is urined.

D'oh!
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine if Darby has to say "I quit" at WD... 😶
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 1d
Freddie Kingston?
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 1d
A petrified RJ City ("Why ME?!") gets pushed into frame. He timidly approaches Mox & Eddie, still in each other's face, trying to play peacemaker. They slowly and menacingly turn to him, wordlessly telling him to amscray if he knows what's good for him. He takes the hint & takes off.
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 1d
ROME!... I mean, OWN! I mean, WON!
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 1d
That's because he's filled with stress! *whacks you upside the head*
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 1d
Reminds me of the time I ate a Bürger in Germany - got arrested for cannibalism.
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 2d
"Hark, knave! Prithee, would that you could grant me the honour of challenging thee to a bout for thy gilt girdle!"

"Go to, good sir! I acceptst thy challenge."

(Apologies to Bard Nerds... 😅🙏🏼)
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 2d
😅
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 2d
On ROH, after he had to vacate his tag & trios titles due to this immigrant-inflicted injury, his Cuban-American tag partner (Sammy Guevara) betrayed his trios partners (the Von Erichs) to join a violent Mexican gang (LFI). If stuff like that doesn't radicalize you, I dunno what else will! /s
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 2d
"Easiest way to become a millionaire is to start off as a billionaire" vibes! 😄😄
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 2d
MJF!
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 2d
Hanger vs ICE! 😃
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 3d
Texas Death Match against RUSH

Ironman match against PAC

BALD vs The Mane Character against Ricochet
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 3d
Christian: "I hear you have a father, and--"

Hangman: "And I hear you have a house. Sorry, I interrupted. You were saying?"

Christian: "Uhhh, never mind."
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 4d
Also "Far-left Democrat" Chuck Schumer. LOL!
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 4d
"Who Woulda Even Imagined Dis?"
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 4d
Thekla is insanely good in the ring! 🤩
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 4d
When their music hits, I'm like, "Boo-yeah!" 🤩
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 4d
And Brody.
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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 4d
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Cartoon of a social gathering. A man is talking to a vampire. The man says "Welcome, Count Dracula. Would you like a small aperitif?". The vampire replies "No, I think mine are just the right size".
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 4d
Brilliant! 😄👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Took me a while (dangit! 😅). Guess I'm getting long in the tooth as well...
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Arkaydian @arkaydian.bsky.social · 4d
Happy birthday! 😃 🎂
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