Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜♀️💕
@arielleivy.com
Chaotic Good sea witch, always looking for my next adventure. 💕🏳️🌈🇦🇱✡🦓🏴
📍NYC and FMTY ✈️
https://campsite.bio/arielleivy
📍NYC and FMTY ✈️
https://campsite.bio/arielleivy
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Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜♀️💕
@arielleivy.com
· Jan 2
I only have 6 states left to hit all 50 so I'm offering a FMTY special for 2026 to help me reach that goal! If you fly me to Arizona, New Mexico, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, or Mississippi, you can take 50% off a date of 6 hours or more! You still cover lodging & transit, but what a deal!
Taking your sex worker to a musical about sex work on Valentine's Day is always the right choice!
February 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Taking your sex worker to a musical about sex work on Valentine's Day is always the right choice!
Reposted by Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜♀️💕
Getting a Marigold notification feels like pressing a vibrator up against my ****
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Getting a Marigold notification feels like pressing a vibrator up against my ****
One of the best things about Valentine's Day is seeing a bunch of people on the subway with bouquets of flowers. 🥰
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
One of the best things about Valentine's Day is seeing a bunch of people on the subway with bouquets of flowers. 🥰
Screening exists for the obvious reasons (to make sure you're not violent, etc...) but it also exists to see if you can follow basic instructions and are willing to do something inconvenient to respect me.
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Screening exists for the obvious reasons (to make sure you're not violent, etc...) but it also exists to see if you can follow basic instructions and are willing to do something inconvenient to respect me.
We should forgo foreign exchange programs for high schoolers and start doing domestic exchange programs, like kids from Alabama swap with kids from Boston to learn more about each other's cultures.
February 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
We should forgo foreign exchange programs for high schoolers and start doing domestic exchange programs, like kids from Alabama swap with kids from Boston to learn more about each other's cultures.
People think I'm being meaner than I am all the time and idk how to stop it. What is it about the way I communicate that reads as mean to everyone?? I'm really not trying to be nasty 99% of the time! But if you like a mean woman, apparently I'm unintentionally your girl!
February 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
People think I'm being meaner than I am all the time and idk how to stop it. What is it about the way I communicate that reads as mean to everyone?? I'm really not trying to be nasty 99% of the time! But if you like a mean woman, apparently I'm unintentionally your girl!
NYers always complain about wanting to get cheap food and beautiful nature but act like they'll get shot the second they cross over into The Bronx. Manhattan and Brooklyn are not the only boroughs!!
February 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
NYers always complain about wanting to get cheap food and beautiful nature but act like they'll get shot the second they cross over into The Bronx. Manhattan and Brooklyn are not the only boroughs!!
Reposted by Arielle Ivy NYC 🧜♀️💕
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
You know when you do a stretch so good your whole body kinda tingles? What a reason to be alive.
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
You know when you do a stretch so good your whole body kinda tingles? What a reason to be alive.
The only sports I care about in the Olympics are the pretty ones: figure skating and gymnastics
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The only sports I care about in the Olympics are the pretty ones: figure skating and gymnastics
Sometimes I'll be watching an old cartoon from the 90s or 2000s and I'll see some sort of "progressive" plot point that nobody commented on back then but would send conservatives into a full spiral today. The overton window has shifted big time.
February 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Sometimes I'll be watching an old cartoon from the 90s or 2000s and I'll see some sort of "progressive" plot point that nobody commented on back then but would send conservatives into a full spiral today. The overton window has shifted big time.
There's a SW I keep seeing whose name is a very Jewish specific word that's deeply not nice and idk how either nobody has told her yet or how she doesn't care that she's appropriating this word. 😬
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
There's a SW I keep seeing whose name is a very Jewish specific word that's deeply not nice and idk how either nobody has told her yet or how she doesn't care that she's appropriating this word. 😬
Dog people act like dogs are the only good animals in the world, whereas cat/rabbit/lizard/whatever people are normal and acknowledge the goodness of all animals.
February 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Dog people act like dogs are the only good animals in the world, whereas cat/rabbit/lizard/whatever people are normal and acknowledge the goodness of all animals.
The literal biohazard that is dog piss all over the unmelted snow everywhere in this city is so disgusting, idk how anyone likes winter.
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The literal biohazard that is dog piss all over the unmelted snow everywhere in this city is so disgusting, idk how anyone likes winter.
Half my friendship with @laurenkiley.bsky.social is just her texting me silly things about Florida that sound fake but are somehow very real, like iguanas falling from the sky because it's cold or peacock vasectomy programs.
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Half my friendship with @laurenkiley.bsky.social is just her texting me silly things about Florida that sound fake but are somehow very real, like iguanas falling from the sky because it's cold or peacock vasectomy programs.
Everybody is associating pink and green stuff with Wicked, but I'm still on associating it with Cosmo and Wanda.
February 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Everybody is associating pink and green stuff with Wicked, but I'm still on associating it with Cosmo and Wanda.
When the hotel not only has a record player, but actually has good music options. 🥰
February 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
When the hotel not only has a record player, but actually has good music options. 🥰
Just got back from the doctor and I'm devastated to announce I was diagnosed with a severe case of needing a hot chocolate. Please respect my privacy in this trying time.
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Just got back from the doctor and I'm devastated to announce I was diagnosed with a severe case of needing a hot chocolate. Please respect my privacy in this trying time.
The fun thing about winter is that I can only wash my hair on days I'm not doing anything else because it takes 8 hours to fully dry and I don't wanna get pneumonia by going outside in this weather with wet hair.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The fun thing about winter is that I can only wash my hair on days I'm not doing anything else because it takes 8 hours to fully dry and I don't wanna get pneumonia by going outside in this weather with wet hair.
People are sure choosing some veeeery interesting footwear to trudge around in the snow in. Y'all don't have snow boots in a place that regularly snows?
January 29, 2026 at 5:33 PM
People are sure choosing some veeeery interesting footwear to trudge around in the snow in. Y'all don't have snow boots in a place that regularly snows?
One of my most problematic traits is that I struggle SO much to get rid of the linguistic prescriptivism that comes so naturally to me despite knowing how wrong it is. I may not say anything, but I'm alllllways thinking it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:18 PM
One of my most problematic traits is that I struggle SO much to get rid of the linguistic prescriptivism that comes so naturally to me despite knowing how wrong it is. I may not say anything, but I'm alllllways thinking it.
It's probably for the better that my cats can't understand me because 50% of what I say to them is some variation of "you're so cute I''m gonna crush your skull in my hand because I can't take it"
January 27, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It's probably for the better that my cats can't understand me because 50% of what I say to them is some variation of "you're so cute I''m gonna crush your skull in my hand because I can't take it"
Leviathan, you say?
January 26, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Leviathan, you say?
Nothing gets me like someone complimenting an item of clothing I'm wearing and getting to say "Thanks, I made it!"
January 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Nothing gets me like someone complimenting an item of clothing I'm wearing and getting to say "Thanks, I made it!"
I may be from NY, but I was raised by a New Englander so my relationship to blizzards is a little skewed. The way they handle snow is so much stronger than NYers.
January 25, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I may be from NY, but I was raised by a New Englander so my relationship to blizzards is a little skewed. The way they handle snow is so much stronger than NYers.