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...and cats in pots (sadly not my cat. He's too stupid to find his way into a pot). There's no such thing as 'English muffins'. I do not engage with people who post "well, acktewelly" replies. save your breath. 0 votes.
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When I call my ISP it's because I have an *actual problem with the service*. I don't need to be told to turn it off and on again. I've just diagnosed that the media converter *in your cabinet* at the end of the road is faulty for you, for free. Can we please not go through this?
So the MPs decanted, and rebuilding took 9 years. All while a war was on.
Yup. The only thing really stopping them is that if they don't buy and sell in the currency of the jurisdiction that they operate in, paying tax gets complicated. I don't think HMRC would accept 20% of a cow.
I been try'n to give it u-up but it's one of those Reichs
Teach them how to spray paint crosses on roundabouts.

Never mind the kids, it sounds like the parents need professional help.
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Having a cat is like having a constantly hungry tiny roommate that doesn't know how to use the kitchen.
Counterpoint: fill old people with helium so they float on the ceiling where it is warmer.
Just make some fake email addresses up.
Food, water, oxygen have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
It did for a while but then it broke. Can I get a refund under warranty?
We are supposed to test my cat regularly for ketones due to his diabetes medication. Of course getting him to go such that we can do so is ... not easy.
You could probably just use your fingers.
Only someone who hadn't survived would say..oh, wait. Um.
Needs more cookies. The scale of cookies needed breaks most people's brains.
Completely inaccurate. Far too few cookies! If there were the right number of cookies, everything else would be invisible.
This morning was the end of the cereal box. So dusty. At least I have something nice to look forward to tomorrow
I couldn't get past the first few shouty minutes. It's not for me and I'm fine with that.
"Your parcel has been delivered to Wraysbury reservoir"
Simon 'reliably wrong' Jenkins?! There had to come a day...