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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝙥𝙤𝙚𝙩, 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙. 🜲.
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𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙚,

𝗼𝗵 𝗹𝗲𝗶 𝗼𝗵 𝗹𝗮𝗶
𝙤𝙝 𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙.
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𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻' 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨,
𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙮,

𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁
𝗜 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣, 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻'
𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨!
// i'll see you all later i have to listen to john mulaney as i work
// dont worry ill be boomeranging back to you soon enough
// girl my bestie i have been into welcome home since 2023 unfortunately i latch onto certain fandoms and things and then cycle thru them. sonic is ALWAYS in the back of my head unfortunately
// paws dragged me on unfortunately i cannot say i will be here long my current fixation has been on puppet horrors
[ sighs. turns away. ]

do it quickly. and off castle grounds.
.

is it too late to put you up for adoption, or do we have to lock in here
tragedy, truly.

they could have been wonderful bastards. i could have paid child support and hush money.
DAMN IT

We could’ve had beautiful children 🥀
no, no, i can't get anyone pregnant anymore. you guys can. it's a royal rule.
no, no, i can't get anyone pregnant anymore. you guys can. it's a royal rule.
Alright guys pack it up

The pregnancy police told us nobody can get pregnant anymore

🥀
yeah but they didnt say i cant get pregnant technically so. hey
yeah sorry it extends to all of us. no royal pregnancies unless they're absolutely entirely needed.
not allowed to get anyone pregnant anymore.
( Ugh, a problem at every corner . . ( 💢 ) )
// making some juicy lore with the besties 😋
[ She knows this exact trick, and yet . . she glances back, dropping the act. ]

. . alright, I'll bite just this once. What are you on about this time? And it had better not be another lame attempt at . . anything you usually do.
[ He rolls his eyes. ]

Always so dramatic. it's like you aren't even a BIIIT curious. I wasn't talkin' romantical attraction, Princess.

[ An attempt to spark her curiosity... ]
How terrible for me. I'll never survive without you. Please, break my heart softer.

[ Dramatically throwing a hand over her forehead as she turns to walk away! ]