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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 1d
a woman is covering her face with her hands while a crowd of people applaud .
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 2d
I wasn't going to buy GTA anyway. Now I can claim this is why lol
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 2d
Lmao you think they won't just program that into the emulator 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How do you think we play phantom hourglass without a 3DS lid
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 2d
I wasnt spending money on this one. If Nintendo decides to invest in Pokemon instead of doing the bare minimum, maybe I'll come back
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 3d
Does Nintendo actually make games anymore or do they just sue the shit out of their own fans to make money?
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 3d
Battle royale deters me from playing battle royale
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 3d
So you're interested in the game now but because the full thing isn't out for 2 more weeks... That's your breaking point?

What if the whole thing came out at once but all came out in two weeks?

You do you but you sound insane
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 3d
"I will have forgotten about it by then"
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 4d
a man with a beard is touching another man 's face and says shhhh
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 4d
Heard of a calendar?
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 4d
Yes but you can just turn them off
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 4d
Like I'm trying to be a mentor to this one female character... But my dialogue options are: "try to sleep with her" OR "be a douche"
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 4d
I really liked the first two episodes... But after doing the 2nd set last night, the humor is starting to get to me.

The dialogue options also put you in a weird box... Why are all of the "nice" options with certain characters flirty...

Can't I just be "not a dick" without hitting on someone?
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 10d
Pretty sure it's Warcraft 3's blink...
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 12d
Trillion*

3.88 trillion
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 12d
She's really good at not saying anything at all
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 13d
I couldn't even spend an hour playing the original air riders without getting bored. Definitely not watching an ad for the 2nd one for an hour
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 13d
Or if you'd like we can make some sweeping generalizations about German people... Not sure that will go well for you though
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 13d
If Americans are really fucking dumb then what would you call a person who makes sweeping generalizations about 340 million people living across 10 million square kilometers (I put it in a measurement you'd be familiar with so you didn't have to think too hard)
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 13d
I mean... There's no world I'm buying a bag of lays whether this headline existed or not
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 13d
What's the marketing angle? Our customers are idiots?
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 13d
I wonder if that's a result of people shortening everything to the point that young people have never heard them called "potato chips"

Or

If people are just skeptical that big brand food companies are using actual ingredients?
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 15d
If it's $1000 and has issues it can't be "good"
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 17d
a close up of a man 's face with the words yes we 're aware of that below him
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Aquagiraffe @aquagiraffe.bsky.social · 18d
I think by surprise they meant disappoint