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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · 6d

Peak incoming

XclamationPoint @xcla.bsky.social · 7d

Eight adventurers. Two teams. One video.

Releases tomorrow at noon EST.

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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · 7d

Peak incoming

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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · 12d

I dream out loud, that shit can be DANGEROUS

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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · 17d

They call me...
No they don't.
I don't get called.
I get summoned

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StarGlow ✨️ @starglow.bsky.social · 23d

👋✨
#miku #daftpunk

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Zapow // Baylie 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @dazapow.bsky.social · Sep 12

"Sir, listen to this, I think crap is about to go down!"

"This is the S.S. Crap! We're going down!"

*Meanwhile, on the S.S. Crap, the crew is evacuating. One man seems to be staying behind*

"Sir, please, you can't do this!"

The man replies: "My boy, the Crapton always goes down with the shit."

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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · Sep 10

What if his neck just did that

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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · Aug 31

@dazapow.bsky.social what's 9 + 10

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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · Aug 24

"Bramble Blast"

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Zapow // Baylie 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @dazapow.bsky.social · Aug 20

one of my cats will periodically stink up the house with the nastiest cat shit ever every month or so, talk about period shits amirite ladies

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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · Aug 20

boobs are awesome!

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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · Aug 8

when your nervous system falls apart randomly and you kinda just gotta reassemble it

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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · Aug 4

I can be if you'd like

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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · Aug 3

Nature valley cooking up the messiest fucking granola bar possibly conceivable

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Nyecholas🍄 @nyeck.bsky.social · Jul 30

@aphenomena.bsky.social These were actually so upsetting

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phen @aphenomena.bsky.social · Jul 29

they should add a grok equivalent to bluesky but instead of doing anything important it just responds to posts with pictures of oiled up dudes... that'd be pretty cool...

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