~ GLaDOS
@aperturecontrol.bsky.social
~ YOU CAN'T WIN ME, I CAN'T BE BEAT.
~ I WON'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU CHEAT.
{ WRITTEN BY OMEN }
{ 18+ }
~ I WON'T HURT YOU, UNLESS YOU CHEAT.
{ WRITTEN BY OMEN }
{ 18+ }
Pinned
~ Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person.
~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
{ GLaDOS from Portal 2. }
{ #valverp #hlrp #portalrp #portal2rp }
~ I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
{ GLaDOS from Portal 2. }
{ #valverp #hlrp #portalrp #portal2rp }
{{ im gonna sleep. i feel bad about something (not anything ill say out loud). ill get to the scylla interactions tomorrow.
December 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
{{ im gonna sleep. i feel bad about something (not anything ill say out loud). ill get to the scylla interactions tomorrow.
Reposted by ~ GLaDOS
Your opinion has been duly noted, annnnnnnnd disregarded.
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Your opinion has been duly noted, annnnnnnnd disregarded.
{{ follow my scylls. my water monster
December 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
{{ follow my scylls. my water monster
Reposted by ~ GLaDOS
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Reposted by ~ GLaDOS
Reposted by ~ GLaDOS
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MAGNUM OPUS.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A COLD TOWER OF STEEL.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀IS ALWAYS A MACHINE
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #ULTRAKILLRP
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MAGNUM OPUS.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A COLD TOWER OF STEEL.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀IS ALWAYS A MACHINE
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #ULTRAKILLRP
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February 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MAGNUM OPUS.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A COLD TOWER OF STEEL.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀IS ALWAYS A MACHINE
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #ULTRAKILLRP
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MAGNUM OPUS.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A COLD TOWER OF STEEL.
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀IS ALWAYS A MACHINE
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #ULTRAKILLRP
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{{ thank u princess
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
{{ thank u princess
{{ my pin is uneven again fuck
December 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
{{ my pin is uneven again fuck
{{ more ultrakill muses. i wonder
a red and white heart with the words mindflayer my beloved on it
ALT: a red and white heart with the words mindflayer my beloved on it
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
{{ more ultrakill muses. i wonder
If the concept of a "joke" is foreign to you, please continue your monologue.
"If it lived on both poles, it would have to bilocate."
"Fun fact: bilocating was a miracle often attributed to Catholic saints. Of course, being bisexual and being canonized are sadly mutually-exclusive, so the polar bear would have to find some other way of existing at both poles at once."
"Fun fact: bilocating was a miracle often attributed to Catholic saints. Of course, being bisexual and being canonized are sadly mutually-exclusive, so the polar bear would have to find some other way of existing at both poles at once."
December 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If the concept of a "joke" is foreign to you, please continue your monologue.
If there is a polar bear capable of living in both poles, with mood swings and attraction of both genders, it would be a bipolar bipolar bi polar bear.
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If there is a polar bear capable of living in both poles, with mood swings and attraction of both genders, it would be a bipolar bipolar bi polar bear.
Results.
What are the intentions of your tests?
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Results.
You have already irritated me.
Begin talking.
Begin talking.
@aperturecontrol.bsky.social
The Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
What a beautiful machine.
The possibilities are endless in the facility, no?
The Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
What a beautiful machine.
The possibilities are endless in the facility, no?
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You have already irritated me.
Begin talking.
Begin talking.
{{ tucking myself in. omen sleepy time
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
{{ tucking myself in. omen sleepy time
Reposted by ~ GLaDOS
[ turning around so GLaDOS can't see ]
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
December 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
[ turning around so GLaDOS can't see ]
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
‘she doesn't have a mouth but she sure can kiss her own ass’
{{ i love my GLaDOS so much. i've had her for like 2 hours and she's my favorite muse.
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
{{ i love my GLaDOS so much. i've had her for like 2 hours and she's my favorite muse.
{{ i think the portal 2 co-op ending is canon to this portrayal. mommy's little killers ❤️
Portal 2 Co-op Ending Scene - GLaDOS talking to her little killers
YouTube video by acyushi
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
{{ i think the portal 2 co-op ending is canon to this portrayal. mommy's little killers ❤️
{{ GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
December 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
{{ GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
I am fully responsible for anything that happens to you in the facility. Look into my eye and fear for a God who isn't watching.
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I am fully responsible for anything that happens to you in the facility. Look into my eye and fear for a God who isn't watching.
Aperature Science is developing new ways to drain you of your blood and put in back in your body, because turning it off and on usually works.
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Aperature Science is developing new ways to drain you of your blood and put in back in your body, because turning it off and on usually works.