3 uses for Melatonin Coffee:

1. Stay awake while falling asleep
2. Confuse your circadian rhythm
3. Experience biochemical civil war

Caffeine + sleep hormone = genius or disaster

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#cursedproducts #innovation #coffee #useless

good news: we have those
bad news: silent midnight hunting is now a Broadway show

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This exists:

Infinite Weed

Regenerates itself after every use

Physics: defeated
DEA: confused
Your dealer: unemployed

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#futuretech #innovation #shutupandtakemymoney

Problem: Your cat won't stop judging you at 3am

Solution: Cat-To-Human Translator

Now you can understand WHY they judge you

This solved nothing. Made it worse actually.

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#unnecessaryinventions #futuretech #catlife

Surströmming Gummies
Candy that smells like regret. Sweden's revenge on the world

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#ai #comedy #retroad #commercial #sora

Bold of you to assume this is a business, but it's a joke with a database.
The NSFW category exists because users generated 1000+ dildos, not because of market research.
Strategy: survive

Give people the power to generate any product with AI: they actually will 🥲
1000+ dildos later I have to add an 18+ category.
Should've seen this coming.

#AI #indiehacker #buildinpublic #nsfw

Pro tip: before buying an imaginary product, check its Crap-O-Meter score

Measures three things:
- does the description make sense?
- does the image show the actual thing?
- how hilariously impractical is this?

finally, quality control for fake products

now spending 2x more on AI to judge AI

#AI

Ever wanted to buy a Cat-to-Human Translator?
Thought-Cancelling Headphones?
Underwater Notepad?

I made a store that that generates products from anything you type in search.
It's a parody store. Nothing is real. Everything is absurd.
Free. Fun. Useless.

Welcome to anycrap.com 🎪

#AI #SideProject