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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 9h

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 1d

What if the cat murdered her neighbour?

Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 2d

Leslie Bob cumming champagne.

Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 3d

Adam Conover had a video about how he ended up foing a shill video for some crypto thing.

Broadly speaking, lapse of judgement, from what I remember.

Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 3d

Two Point Hospital

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 5d

Come to think of it, why didn't any of the bored supers just emigrate to another country without a superhero ban?

Perhaps France is having trouble with an American stereotype bomber.

Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 5d

Possibly they beefed up the police enough to handle them? I guess?

A movie geared to adults could have asked if it's better to militarise the police than it is to let the world be the playground of the rich.

Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe all the supervillains moved over to insurance.

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Rayne Grimm ➡️Furpocalypse @raynegrimm.bsky.social · 6d

Reskeeting with alt text but yeah that's basically right. Reagan fucked us all in ways that we can barely comprehend

A simple line graph that says "every graph about the US showing the the xaxus as" some metric" and the y axis is unlabled but presumed to be the amount. There are two lines free. Marked as good thing and red bad with them being parallel to each other with bad in a limited amount DNA good in a large amount until Reagan takes presidency and then they inverse rapidly

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 5d

I aaw a couple of years back they already had a novel out.

Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 6d

Can't not hear that the way Strong Bad says it.

Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 7d

Well now my vote hinges on whether it was you or the victim dressed as Green Lantern.

And what the other party was dressed as.

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 8d

"Now like my granny used to say 'If you want Michael J. Fox hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself.'"

a cartoon of a man with glasses and a hulu logo behind him

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 8d

"Maybe you could ask your pig friend to clean the chicken coop or-"

"Whoop, there's that call to adventure again!"

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 8d

I've seen at least one person on here describe themselves a horny asexual and I figured you had something similar going on.

Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 8d

This is such a deep cut and it cracks me up.

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 8d

a man with a beard has the words oooh nasty written on his face

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 8d

Of course it contains lead. It prevents knocking.

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 8d

There's no option to say "Sorry but I got stabbed six times on the way over here and I'm pretty sure a hug would pop me like a grape."

Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 9d

What if Odo shapeshifted a womb like Rose Quartz, 25k words.

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 9d

The Bashir conversation.

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 9d

I've approached this similarly.
Though Silksong feels a bit lime you need to rewire some of your impulses, especially for down-attacks.

(Also I'd barely scratched the surface on Godhome.)

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 9d

The first two were also good but I can't see myself returning to those levels of jank interface.

Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 9d

Pls give tour dog kissies for me (if they're amenable.)

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Cliomancer @antikytheraclio.bsky.social · 9d

I'm having similar stupidity with an iPhone I was forced to wipe because I lost my password muscle memory and now it's trying to get me to log into my account using my old apple phone or this one which has been wiped.

Think different (manufacturer next time).

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