Lazarus NieMan
anthroplast.bsky.social
Lazarus NieMan
@anthroplast.bsky.social
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Human
....we occupy a space between war and peace .
NO
Humans have always been at war .

We occupy a space
between
a and i
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Every once in a while
I read a post
and I think
wait I could have said that.
Then
I realize, I can

The coelacanth said
" I think it's time for that species to get off
my planet "

Peace
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Drop kick me Neil with your ostrich skin boots !
I now realize that our
planet
is " wobbling " .
Maybe my threat
" just a wart...
without me the planet would stop wobbling..."
has some salience. What an horrific , dull place it would be .

Peace
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I told ya
the " aura "
is
ostracods feeding
on dead fish .
December 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Didn't they once have a
President
who resigned
and was pardoned?
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This post
is for YOu*
( * I LOVE this typo - but where was Otto correct ? ) [ oh, there she is ' auto ' ]

I LOVE SOCIAL MEDIA

BUT

CAN

Y'ALL START POSTING IN ALL CAPS

peace
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It is heartening to know that I have many interesting humans to ' follow ' .
I do often wonder,

Where are we going.

Can anyone more technologically adept than myself show me how to get rid of some of my ' followers ' ?
I mean, who are the
'Gloominnati ' ?

R thy in Minnesota?

Peace
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hey writers,

Is there any way we can get
auto correct
to
correct ( ? )

Maggot

to

Maggatt

?
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hey orange one .

Wasn't one of the boys
named

' Piggy '

?
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Reposted by Lazarus NieMan
Everyone saw it .
It was livestreamed.
As his neck was placed in the guillotine, a young girl wearing a keffiyeh walked up and placed a Styrofoam plate of dog food under his head, poured diet coke over his head and the plate .
In a nano second, the world finally exhaled a sigh of relief.
July 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Reposted by Lazarus NieMan
Governors of the states of the union should resist by any means necessary the
" federalization ' of their state national guard and ORDER them deployed in their home states to PROTECT the citizens from a terroristic federal regime.

Peace to all .
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reposted by Lazarus NieMan
I have a different interpretation.
The ' seat ' of a democracy is just that , the people. Under our
' rule of law ' ( ? ) ,those that have the ability to call up the national guard MUST do so even if it means resisting the terror of a corrupt and illegitimate federal government.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Has anyone used AI
to translate
what the
Great Orange Trumpkin
posted
last night, year, week, EVER ?
What does Gronk( intentional, for Bill's fans ) say ?
What Gpt ? ( again, intentional )

Remember, any ' work ' is only as good as the
translation.

Consult A I at your peril .

Peace to all .
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
To own
the libs
the cabinet meeting
will be held in Illinois .
At a soy bean
Cracker Barrel
Mind not
the old pitchforks
adorning the walls .

Still snuggled
deep down in an old
couch
JD said
" Hold forth your pitchfork
will I run upon it. "

Peace to all
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
MELISSA

As we live the pain
that we have caused
we must realize that any
recovery
will happen under the planets terms . Not ours .
Killing one another
will neither hasten
nor extend the timeline of
our own
extinction .

Peace
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Run
For something
John
Dickerson.

Peace
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The
Plastigilded
Golden Ballroom

What goes up
must come down.

It will come down .

A small price to pay for the opportunity to teach the future about
EVIL versus good .

Peace
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You now have
no choice .
Either
you refuse to pay taxes
or
you
are complicit .

Peace
October 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They didn't DROP
the crown .
The gold was
rubbing off
and it was stamped
MAGA / TO
Fabrique Chine

Peace
October 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Humanum est

After careful
attention
to the matter
I
have concluded that frogs are the good gals .
He looks more like a mutant
orange
Gecko .
Smirk
Smirk

Ribbet

Peace
October 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Mrs. google
or her cousin
samsung
just informed me
I used my phone
50 MINUTES LONGER THAN
LAST WEEK

Sign me up for that
Neuralink study !

Peace
October 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The king leaned towards
the queen
and said

" why do you look at me in
such a tone ? "
To which Queen Melania
replied

" I was thinking
what a joy
it would be
to strangle you
to death "
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Buckthorn
Everywhere
And the elder said
( she said it ,I say so )

" there will be more
many, many more "

The Caucasians thus obtained the highest classification
INVASIVE .

PEACE
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
As I strode along
not a saunter
but a stroll
I spotted amongst the leaves
a fungus
Diabolical those fungi
But no
It was the remnant of some
man-made
flotation material .

Peace
October 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Frogs ?

Frogs jump .
Youngens wear frog heads .

Septugenarians wear
Owl Heads . Much easier to exercise speech
without all that jumpin
around .

Peace
October 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM