annie b
@annieebee.bsky.social
local woman, walking around, minding her own business....
the way to get guys is to be into guy stuff but also consider all men guilty until proven innocent and at some point a worthy man will reveal himself to you
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the way to get guys is to be into guy stuff but also consider all men guilty until proven innocent and at some point a worthy man will reveal himself to you
they need to bring back the bar cars on metro north. discontinued the year i moved to NYC! a tragedy
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
they need to bring back the bar cars on metro north. discontinued the year i moved to NYC! a tragedy
it’s always such a delight to find out that you’ve made something that’s better the next day
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
it’s always such a delight to find out that you’ve made something that’s better the next day
whoever the first person was, who, when getting called out for forgetting something, was like "actually forgetting is a trauma response" like, wow. way to escalate. we go from gentle clowning to "am i bad person where this person i know forgot memories we have together? am i traumatizing?"
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
whoever the first person was, who, when getting called out for forgetting something, was like "actually forgetting is a trauma response" like, wow. way to escalate. we go from gentle clowning to "am i bad person where this person i know forgot memories we have together? am i traumatizing?"
having a baby and raising it the old fashioned way, which is to say i will give it whiskey when it can’t sleep
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
having a baby and raising it the old fashioned way, which is to say i will give it whiskey when it can’t sleep
(whispering) i’m going to be honest i can’t tell when motion smoothing is on i don’t even really know what it is
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
(whispering) i’m going to be honest i can’t tell when motion smoothing is on i don’t even really know what it is
doing the movie yesterday but with the geese album getting killed and it’s not like they never existed or whatever it’s also that i’m a time traveler and i just release it before they can in like 2013 but that’s a crucial problem because society is in a different place and the album flops!
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
doing the movie yesterday but with the geese album getting killed and it’s not like they never existed or whatever it’s also that i’m a time traveler and i just release it before they can in like 2013 but that’s a crucial problem because society is in a different place and the album flops!
fleetwood mac is the national anthem of bagel shops & breakfast & lunch restaurants
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
fleetwood mac is the national anthem of bagel shops & breakfast & lunch restaurants
whenever i see someone doing something attention-grabby (wearing a wild outfit, being loud, being hot) i intentionally don’t make eye contact with them and think to myself “heh heh knocked you down a peg”
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
whenever i see someone doing something attention-grabby (wearing a wild outfit, being loud, being hot) i intentionally don’t make eye contact with them and think to myself “heh heh knocked you down a peg”
starting a new conspiracy theory that the first human was just an ape with narcissistic personality disorder
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
starting a new conspiracy theory that the first human was just an ape with narcissistic personality disorder
tiny tate’s are just gentrified cookie crisp
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
tiny tate’s are just gentrified cookie crisp
is it Catholic or Woman or General Mental Illness that when things are going really well kind of across the board i’m just like well, something awful is right around the corner
November 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
is it Catholic or Woman or General Mental Illness that when things are going really well kind of across the board i’m just like well, something awful is right around the corner
i love seeing a day has an 80% chance of rain and it’s like no sad i didn’t want it to rain that day! and then you look at the hourly and it’s 80% chance of rain at 3 am and it’s like miracles are everywhere when you know what to look for
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i love seeing a day has an 80% chance of rain and it’s like no sad i didn’t want it to rain that day! and then you look at the hourly and it’s 80% chance of rain at 3 am and it’s like miracles are everywhere when you know what to look for
last week i was kinda stoned walking around the UES and there was a huge line for the ralph lauren coffee shop and everyone there was dressed so similarly i started freaking out. so many brown coats….
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
last week i was kinda stoned walking around the UES and there was a huge line for the ralph lauren coffee shop and everyone there was dressed so similarly i started freaking out. so many brown coats….
sometimes i see a guy who is like, what you would draw if someone asked you to draw a guy who lives in bushwick, and it takes my breath away
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
sometimes i see a guy who is like, what you would draw if someone asked you to draw a guy who lives in bushwick, and it takes my breath away
had the most devastating moment last night where someone was asking me & a friend how we knew each other and we said college & he asked when we graduated & we said 2013 and he pauses and goes “you graduated…college in 2013?” and we go “yeah” and he says “oh haha i graduated high school in 2013”
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
had the most devastating moment last night where someone was asking me & a friend how we knew each other and we said college & he asked when we graduated & we said 2013 and he pauses and goes “you graduated…college in 2013?” and we go “yeah” and he says “oh haha i graduated high school in 2013”
saw a guy reading marcus aurelius’s meditations on the train this morning and thought to myself oh brother here we go
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
saw a guy reading marcus aurelius’s meditations on the train this morning and thought to myself oh brother here we go
oh my god i saw someone post from tonight’s wednesday show and i froze because i was like “oh my god no im
missing the gig” but then i remembered im seeing wednesday on wednesday 😌 because it’s fun to say that 😌
missing the gig” but then i remembered im seeing wednesday on wednesday 😌 because it’s fun to say that 😌
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
oh my god i saw someone post from tonight’s wednesday show and i froze because i was like “oh my god no im
missing the gig” but then i remembered im seeing wednesday on wednesday 😌 because it’s fun to say that 😌
missing the gig” but then i remembered im seeing wednesday on wednesday 😌 because it’s fun to say that 😌
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
some guys i know who were all friends & roommates from freshman year and who i haven’t seen since like, before graduation are all hanging out together and posting instagram stories about it and it’s like wow that’s great they’re all still friends :’)
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
some guys i know who were all friends & roommates from freshman year and who i haven’t seen since like, before graduation are all hanging out together and posting instagram stories about it and it’s like wow that’s great they’re all still friends :’)
the woman i catsit for thought i left a cosmetic thing at her apt (might’ve been another catsitter or her niece) - i didn’t but i looked up the product and it was a $60 beach hair spray so reader, as it turns out i *did* forget it at her apartment
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
the woman i catsit for thought i left a cosmetic thing at her apt (might’ve been another catsitter or her niece) - i didn’t but i looked up the product and it was a $60 beach hair spray so reader, as it turns out i *did* forget it at her apartment
this is so embarrassing
i know it’s corny to make fun of trump and call him a cheeto but dear lord lol
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
this is so embarrassing
i know this has probably been reported on but lindsay duncan is only 18 years older than billy crudup and plays his mom on the morning show. unbelievable. unless it’s like also a storyline in the show that she was young when she had him and i’m forgetting because this show does too much.
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i know this has probably been reported on but lindsay duncan is only 18 years older than billy crudup and plays his mom on the morning show. unbelievable. unless it’s like also a storyline in the show that she was young when she had him and i’m forgetting because this show does too much.
this woman i know who's a bit of a nut (anti-vax, adult catholic convert, married to a cop, lives in florida) for like a minute was posting about how the 2nd amendment guarantees us freedom of speech & used the UK as an example of what happens to free speech when you dont have guns
November 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
this woman i know who's a bit of a nut (anti-vax, adult catholic convert, married to a cop, lives in florida) for like a minute was posting about how the 2nd amendment guarantees us freedom of speech & used the UK as an example of what happens to free speech when you dont have guns
i love being in my mid-30s everyone i know is either getting married, having kids, or giving up on their dreams
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i love being in my mid-30s everyone i know is either getting married, having kids, or giving up on their dreams