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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧

@anneymarie.bsky.social

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"My origin story is I was bitten by a radioactive know-it-all and given the power to talk too much." she/her, 30s If you know me from somewhere else and add me, let me know bc frequently I cannot tell, thanks!

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 13d

I heard the song recently and wondered what I thought that lyric meant as a kid. I loved my parents’ Dr. Demento CDs. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 13d

@dankmccoy.bsky.social This is totally random but I’m relistening to the FH mini of the story you wrote as a kid and I wonder if you heard the word “honky” in Steve Martin’s “King Tut”? I listened to that a ton as a kid for whatever reason.

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Jaye Dee @jaye-dee.bsky.social · 19d

To make this easier, I've compiled all the performers into an image:

Performers at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Mo Amer
Aziz Ansari
Wayne Brady
Hannibal Buress
Bill Burr
Jimmy Carr
Dave Chappelle
Louis C.K.
Whitney Cummings
Pete Davidson
Chris Distefano
Omid Djalili
Zarna Garg
Ben Hart
Kevin Hart
Gabriel Iglesias
Jim Jefferies
Jimeoin
Maz Jobrani
Jessica Kirson
Jo Koy
Bobby Lee
Sebastian Maniscalco
Sam Morril
Mark Normand
Russell Peters
Jeff Ross
Sugar Sammy
Andrew Santino
Andrew Schulz
Tom Segura
Ali Siddiq
Aries Spears
Chris Tucker
Jack Whitehall

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Jan 20

Jimmy Fallon wants to be a singer so bad and he won’t just sing, he has to make it everyone else’s problem too.

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 20d

Train
50 Ways to Say Goodbye

How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 20d

Here’s my penguin standup joke:

Humans are so strange! Why would you eat a fishstick when you can just STICK a FISH in your mouth whole?!

🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 21d

The war room from Dr. Strangelove but it’s captioned with “You're all fat.”

🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 22d

@justinmcelroy.bsky.social Relistening to a @flophousepodcast.com with you and I can’t believe you predicted it.

"A HAUNT OF A THOUSAND VOICES!"
Guest Staring Frank Welker, Grey Griffin, Matthew Lillard and Kate Micucci

🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · 23d

🎶 I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
I endorsed Andrew Yang 🎶

🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Sep 16

🎶 IN A CLAM BAKE CHEVY NOVA
IN DISGUISE 🎶

🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Dec 6

🎶 SLOWLY WALKING DOWN THE HALL / FASTER THAN A WONDERWALL 🎶

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Dec 6

🎶 SLOWLY WALKING DOWN THE HALL / FASTER THAN A WONDERWALL 🎶

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Jun 15

It just reminded me of the time I was babysitting my little niece and she looked through a cookbook, found this page and asked me, “Can we do this today?”

Page of cookbook showing a few dozen cheese types.

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Sep 13

BBC: Is cheese the new reason to travel?

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · Mar 24

Biggest takeaway from this is that a huge swathe of the American population refuses to believe that historical events can be driven by random losers with impulse control problems.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC8t...

Oswald Acted Alone: JFK Assassination Solved (Part 1 of 2)

YouTube video by Sean Munger

www.youtube.com

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Sep 11

Useful quotes:
www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/u...

From abortion to Indians in the US: 5 extreme claims that Charlie Kirk propagated

Kirk was speaking at an outdoor event at Utah Valley University on Thursday when an unidentified shooter attacked him.

www.hindustantimes.com

🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Sep 11

“Mistah Kirk - he dead"

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Jun 16

Quick question: What was Céline Dion doing?

It’s All Coming Back to Me Now
Céline Dion

“There were nights of endless pleasure
It was more than any laws allow”

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Apr 25

Me at work when I see a trans patient got an updated photo ID:

WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEALTHY

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Aug 28

Mitch Hedberg anteater: Termites are great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.bsky.social · Aug 27

I'm not sharing the face of the child being interviewed after today's school shooting. I am going to point that showing his face is highly unethical even if parental permission was obtained, because we know from prior mass shooting events that survivors and their families are harassed by deniers.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · Aug 27

There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Aug 27

@kandrpetras.bsky.social and @fletcherpowell.bsky.social

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🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Aug 25

Absolutely not.

🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Aug 22

🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Aug 11

Just remembered the history teacher at my high school who fucking hated John Bolton.

WASHINGTON — Growing up in the 1960s, John Bolton often debated with his high-school history teacher over the dangers of America going soft on communism and giving up in Vietnam, honing a blunt, hard-line style that would later become his trademark.

“He’d say, ‘How can you let 2,000 men die there in vain?’ ” recalled Marty McKibbin, Bolton’s teacher at the McDonogh School, then a private military academy in Baltimore. “The next year he’d come back and say, ‘How can you let 4,000 men die in vain?’ He had his mind set on his views, and they haven’t changed in 40 years.”

🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧 @anneymarie.bsky.social · Aug 22

I officially look pregnanttt

Me smiling showing my 20 week baby belly