Angry Seattle
@angryseattle.bsky.social
I’m the city of Seattle, Washington, USA. And I’m pissed off!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRIGHT THING IN THE SKY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRIGHT THING IN THE SKY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT
Remember when Black Friday meant people lining up outside of Walmarts to rush in as a mob and try to grab shit they didn’t need while elbowing other people in the face?
I don’t miss those days.
I don’t miss those days.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Remember when Black Friday meant people lining up outside of Walmarts to rush in as a mob and try to grab shit they didn’t need while elbowing other people in the face?
I don’t miss those days.
I don’t miss those days.
Happy Roasted Large Bird That Doesn’t Taste That Great And Certainly Isn’t Consolation For Dealing With Crazy Uncle Steve Day for all who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Happy Roasted Large Bird That Doesn’t Taste That Great And Certainly Isn’t Consolation For Dealing With Crazy Uncle Steve Day for all who celebrate
King county metro bus drivers should have the right to body slam one passenger per week if they’re being an asshole.
It’s only fair for all the shit drivers put up with.
How do we make this happen @kingcountymetro.bsky.social
It’s only fair for all the shit drivers put up with.
How do we make this happen @kingcountymetro.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
King county metro bus drivers should have the right to body slam one passenger per week if they’re being an asshole.
It’s only fair for all the shit drivers put up with.
How do we make this happen @kingcountymetro.bsky.social
It’s only fair for all the shit drivers put up with.
How do we make this happen @kingcountymetro.bsky.social
I wish the new mayor the best. I hope she’s more effective than the old mayor. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that.
Let’s just say I am not holding my breath.
Let’s just say I am not holding my breath.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I wish the new mayor the best. I hope she’s more effective than the old mayor. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that.
Let’s just say I am not holding my breath.
Let’s just say I am not holding my breath.
From now on every Tuesday should be a holiday
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
From now on every Tuesday should be a holiday
This weekend is the kind of weekend we NEVER TELL PEOPLE ABOUT ☀️ 🤫
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This weekend is the kind of weekend we NEVER TELL PEOPLE ABOUT ☀️ 🤫
Not surprised. They are stuck in the 90s, shitty and overpriced. www.kiro7.com/news/local/r...
Red Robin to close 70 ‘underperforming’ restaurants, WA locations’ future unclear
As Red Robin, a national casual dining chain that specializes in burgers, struggles financially, 70 locations over the next five years will be shuttered, including 10 to 15 restaurants in 2025.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Not surprised. They are stuck in the 90s, shitty and overpriced. www.kiro7.com/news/local/r...
I hope everyone enjoys their five hours of sun before the next fifteen days of solid clouds and rain
November 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I hope everyone enjoys their five hours of sun before the next fifteen days of solid clouds and rain
Happy Halloween
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October 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Happy Halloween
Have you voted yet? Why the fuck not? Yeah, most of our options are shitty. But you still have to vote. Do it or else I’ll send some Bezos-powered delivery drones to drop pumpkins on your house 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Have you voted yet? Why the fuck not? Yeah, most of our options are shitty. But you still have to vote. Do it or else I’ll send some Bezos-powered delivery drones to drop pumpkins on your house 🎃
We just witnessed the last 6pm sunset until spring
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October 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
We just witnessed the last 6pm sunset until spring
Took a long damn time but in the end, the Mariners Marinered. As they always do 🫡
See you back in the playoffs in another decade or two!
See you back in the playoffs in another decade or two!
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Took a long damn time but in the end, the Mariners Marinered. As they always do 🫡
See you back in the playoffs in another decade or two!
See you back in the playoffs in another decade or two!
Current conditions
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October 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Current conditions
The Mariners are Marinering today 😑
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Mariners are Marinering today 😑
So embarrassing that the poutine people came to my house and destroyed the mariners two nights in a row 😡
October 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
So embarrassing that the poutine people came to my house and destroyed the mariners two nights in a row 😡
I was correct
The Mariners did unreasonably well in Toronto.
This probably means they’re going to implode while at home
This probably means they’re going to implode while at home
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October 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I was correct
Thanks @mariners.com for waiting until you played at home to severely disappoint us
October 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Thanks @mariners.com for waiting until you played at home to severely disappoint us
The Mariners did unreasonably well in Toronto.
This probably means they’re going to implode while at home
This probably means they’re going to implode while at home
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October 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The Mariners did unreasonably well in Toronto.
This probably means they’re going to implode while at home
This probably means they’re going to implode while at home
What did I do to deserve this
October 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
What did I do to deserve this
It’s cloudy. It’s rainy. Mariners won.
All is well in the world.
All is well in the world.
October 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It’s cloudy. It’s rainy. Mariners won.
All is well in the world.
All is well in the world.
I hope Detroit at least had the opportunity to enjoy a giant Bag of Dick’s
October 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I hope Detroit at least had the opportunity to enjoy a giant Bag of Dick’s
What the actual fuck just happened @mariners.com
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October 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
What the actual fuck just happened @mariners.com
Can’t wait for Mariners Disaster Friday
October 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Can’t wait for Mariners Disaster Friday
It took a little longer this season but the Mariners are finally showing how they inevitably give everyone false hope
October 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It took a little longer this season but the Mariners are finally showing how they inevitably give everyone false hope