Tall Runt Logan Howlett (PARODY)
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[Grumbles in old man logan]

indie interpretation of Logan Howlett, aka The Wolverine

Dad and teacher to many

into the #TARDIS

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📲 I swiped right and this damn thing said we matched.

📲 what the fuck does that mean?
"It's my thing. You got a problem with that, bub?"

Logan could smell the tension and decided to try and break it.

"Hey. You hungry?"
“You can’t just suddenly sniff people!”

He chuckled softly; he still looked tense. He licked his lips while scratching the back of his neck.
"What do ya mean?"

He's curious now and sniffs at Dex closely.
He smelled the metal Dex was referring to.
Anna bought him the phone and made this account for him.
He has never used a cellphone before. 😠

📲 how does this fuckin' thing work

📲 hello?
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❝ . . . 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌. ❞
The place?

He thought they'd just eat in the kitchen?
Of course she's okay with it. But, she gets to pick the place.
Perhaps he could make dinner, and they could have an official date?

If she is okay with that.
Perhaps he could make dinner, and they could have an official date?

If she is okay with that.
Perhaps she does. They've been through quite a bit after all.
"What do ya mean?"

He's curious now and sniffs at Dex closely.
He smelled the metal Dex was referring to.
Of course I don't want that. I was just saying that there's a piece of metal in my body that resembles your claws...

I've given too much information, haven't I?
Does he want to be clawed?

Logan is trying to be better and not hurt people.
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Does he want to be clawed?

Logan is trying to be better and not hurt people.
Ah, I know that metal they use for their claws very well. It's all over my body. Anyway...

Are you thinking of clawing me?
It was a guess.

His claws are long and very sharp.
It was a guess.

His claws are long and very sharp.
Something different?

Does he like getting stabbed or somethin'?
I can do better than sixty seconds.

I wanted to try something different.
He has sixty seconds to explain why he's sitting in his lap. 😠
"Good.

Don't do that again, Hank.

Goober."

Flicks Hank's forehead and walks away.
He has sixty seconds to explain why he's sitting in his lap. 😠
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ㅤㅤ𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫

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𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯,

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𖥠

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"Yep. I'm comin' out of retirement ta help Scott with his big thing."

Truthfully seeing Ororo again had made Logan remember how much he'd missed having her around.

"What about you? Just visitin'?"
" Likewise Logan, fairing well?. "
"Good ta see ya, 'Roro."

Logan doesn't bow but a nod in her direction.
@1batch2batch.bsky.social

When the chaos dies down, he's gonna invite Frank over for beers and food and took watch some hockey together.
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Logan had been away quite a while, it seemed.

"Interesting. Well, you'll have to let her know I need a new suit."

"A PR team, huh? We definitely needed that in the past."
More grumbling from the eepy mutant.
“ the sun is awake! ”
Logan grumbled and rolled over in bed.

"Kitty. . . . It's too early."